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Part 2 of Song Parodies
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2017-09-02
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DFB: Dear Future Boyfriend

Summary:

I tried fixing a song, this happened (Dear Future Husband Parody).

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Dear future boyfriend
Here's a few things
You need to know
If you wanna be
My one and only
For a long time

Let's go for ice cream
I'll have mint-chocolate chip
After that we can grab take-out and watch TV
We can watch Doctor Who, The Big bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Supernatural

Okay let's be honest
I'm kind of a geek
I hope you like the Avengers 'cause we'll watch it twice a week
Listen to AC/DC, the Offspring, Queen, Iron Maiden and Guns n' Roses too

You've got to know how to treat me like I'm sane
Even when I'm acting lame
Just act lame with me

Dear future boyfriend
Here's a few things
You need to know
If you wanna be
My one and only
For a long time

Dear future boyfriend
Just roll with it
I'm quite the fun type
Once you get to know me better
And I stop being shy

When I've had a rough day
Take me to Barnes and Noble
I'll feel better if I get my hands on a new novel
I don't care about your looks
As long as you buy me brand new books
Every weekend new books

You've got to know how to treat me like I'm sane
Even when I'm acting lame
Just act lame with me

Dear future boyfriend
Here's a few things
You need to know
If you wanna be
My one and only
For a long time

Dear future boyfriend
We'll play Mario Kart
But don't you dare blue shell me or I swear
You will regret it all your life

Reach for me the things
I'm not able to reach
Always let me have the last slice of-
Pizza!
And if you get into
A fight because of me
Let me punch the guy
Please
Let me punch the guy

You've got to know how to treat me like I'm sane
Even when I'm acting lame
Just act lame with me

Dear future boyfriend
Here's a few things
You need to know
If you wanna be
My one and only
For a long time

Dear future boyfriend
I don't need too much
Just someone who will
Love me as I am
I promise I will do the same

Future boyfriend we will meet one day

Notes:

So... I don't really like Meghan Trainor. At all. No disrespect to those who do though. When I first heard this song I hated it so much that I couldn't help thinking of ways to make it sound better. Not sure if that worked out but I had fun doing it.

If you're reading this, that means you read the whole thing (unless you're lazy and just kept on scrolling). Since you're here, why not let me know what you think? Kudos or comments, I love both. Don't worry, I don't bite <3

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