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Working at Pizzaiolo was a blessing for Yoongi. The pizza place wasn't extremely popular so his time during his overnight shifts was in his hands. That night was the exception. He had an 10 page essay due at 8am and his brain was exhausted. His eyes wandered to the large clock disguised as a pizza platter on the wall. 12:42 am it read.
"Fuck," he muttered, digging the heels of his palms into his eyes. Only half of his essay was done. Scowl fixed on his exhausted but otherwise handsome features, he reached for the cup of coffee that he'd been neglecting for the most part of the evening. Downing it in one gulp (it was cold- disgusting), he readied himself to bullshit his way through the rest of this essay and hopefully use enough academese to fool his TA into giving him a B.
Not even thirty minutes later, the phone rang. With an aggravated sigh, he answered the infernal device.
"Pizzaiolo. If its not a pickup, buy a microwavable one," he snapped, hoping to scare off whoever interrupted him. Yoongi hoped the other person would hang up or curse at him so he could hang up but instead he heard a giggle which soon erupted into peals of laughter. Making a face at the phone, he hung up.
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Jimin was beside himself with laughter on the floor of his shared dormitory with Taehyung. A pillow flew across the room hitting him squarely in the face, courtesy of said roommate.
“Hey! He hung up on me!” Jimin whines, still laughing. His phone dinged. Still laughing, he brought the phone closer to his face only to discover it was from an unknown number.
“Who is it?” Taehyung asked, scrambling to his friend’s side.
“Dunno,” Jimin replied, opening the message.
Unknown: if you’re making a prank call, at least have the balls to say something
Jimin’s eyes widened. Taehyung read over his shoulder and started laughing, grabbing Jimin’s phone from his hands. Taehyung fiddled with it for a few moments and Jimin giggled with a shake of his head.
“Alright Tae, that’s enough excitement for obe night.”
Just as Taehyung surrendered his phone, a new message arrived.
new phone who dis?
pizzaiolo has caller id asshole
When Taehyung caught a glimpse at the reply, a new bout of laughter came over him and it was Jimin’s turn to hit him with a pillow.