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I also have no problems with writing trans characters/Readers or nonbinary characters/Readers. I may need help, but I will write it. I also recently got over this weird phase of mine where I couldn't read/write John Laurens as a straight man (plz don't ask me why because I don't get it either) so I am open to writing Hetero!John lol. I can write poly ships, just fyi. Have fun perusing the quotes and hopefully leaving a request.
001: “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
002: “How long have you been standing there?”
003: “I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”
004: “Who gave you that black eye?”
005: “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
006: “I just like proving you wrong.”
007: “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
008: “Forget it. You fucking suck.”
009: “Quit it or I’ll bite.”
010: “If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”
011: “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
012: “I’m pregnant.”
013: “Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”
014: “Take. It. Off.”
015: “Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”
016: “I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”
017: “Stop it! It tickles!”
018: “It’s okay to cry…”
019: “And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”
020: “D..did you just make that noise?”
021: “He’s a bad kisser.”
022: “You can scream if you want.”
023: “I didn’t know we were keeping track.”
024: “We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”
025: “One of them’s missing.”
026: “Save some for me.”
027: “Oh, fuck off.”
028: “You’re still mad?”
029: “Come over here and make me.”
030: “You better watch yourself.”
031: “Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”
032: “Why did we have to have kids?”
033: “Call on Line 1”
034: “He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”
035: “I’m done! You can fix it!”
036: “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
037: “Where did he go?”
038: “You leave whenever you feel like it.”
039: “I forgot I was a single parent.”
040: “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”
041: “You’re going out dressed like that?”
042: “For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”
043: “Frost the damn cupcakes.”
044: “Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”
045: “You look pretty hot in plaid.”
046: “I thought you were dead!”
047: “I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”
048: “We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”
049: “Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”
050: “You know you want it, sweetheart.”
051: “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”
052: “You just wanted them because they light up.”
053: “That wasn’t very subtle.”
054: “He thinks he’s a mind reader.”
055: “It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”
056: “I don’t do hugs.”
057: “Don’t talk anymore.”
058: “I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”
059: “How do I even put up with you?”
060: “I said get rid of it.”
061: “They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”
062: “You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”
063: “Can you just man up and change his diaper?”
064: “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”
065: “I have a secret.”
066: “I won’t let you get hurt.”
067: “You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”
068: “He’s four years old!!”
069: “I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”
070: “I can’t stand seeing you like this.”
071: “Me and the boys will handle it.”
072: “You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”
073: “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
074: “You’re a dork, just like your father.”
075: “Mind if I join you?”
076: “Daddy!”
077: “I lost our child.”
078: “That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”
079: “My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”
080: “There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”
081: “I’ll take care of it.”
082: “I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”
083: “You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”
084: “Come on, baby, up to bed.”
085: “They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”
086: “Am I scaring you?”
087: “Run! You said you’d work out with me!”
088: “After everything…I’d still choose you.”
089: “And when did you plan on telling me about this?”
090: “Trust me.”
091: “Scoot over a little bit, please.”
092: “You’re so clingy, I love it.”
093: “You didn’t just wake me up at 2 am because you were ‘in the mood’.”
094: “Did they hurt you?”
095: “You’re cute when you’re all worried.”
096: “Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”
097: “I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”
098: “Don’t shut me out.”
099: “You got a cute butt.”
100: “I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”
101: “Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
102: “Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
103: “Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”
104: “…or we can chill in our underwear.”
105: “You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”
106: “Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”
107: “You, me, popcorn, two-liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”
108: “Have you seen my contacts?”
109: “Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”
110: “Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”
111: "You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”
112: “Is he coming home?”
113: “I prefer blondes.”
114: “No more dogs. How hard it is to understand?”
115: “I let you win.”
116: “I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”
117: “Can I do your hair?”
118: “Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”
119: “I told you not to jump on the bed!”
120: “He’s pampering me, let him be.”
121: “Ready or not, here I come.”
122: “I’m worried about losing my job!”
123: “Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”
124: “Happy new year!”
125: “Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”
126: “You nap, I’ll stay awake.”
127: “It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”
128: “Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”
129: “I’ll give you a massage.”
130: “You fell asleep in the tub?!”
131: “Are you doodling?”
132: “We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”
133: “Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
134: “Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”
135: “Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”
136: “You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”
137: “We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”
138: “Is this our closet? Or your closet?”
139: “If I win, you do dishes for a week.”
140: “Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”
141: “Use your words.”
142: “Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”
143: “Ew, your hand is sweaty.”
144: “Get out of my face before I hit you.”
145: “I don’t care if you’re 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”
146: “You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”
147: “Look! Fireflies!”
148: “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”
149: “I just need ten minutes.”
150: *Make Your Own*