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ndefpeace and flyingfish852 started a conversation
ndefpeace: hey jackson
flyingfish852: yes bro
ndefpeace: can u tell coach that i'm not going to practise after school????
flyingfish852: wtf why tho
ndefpeace: jyp caught me singing in the showers
ndefpeace: n now i have to audition for the musical???
flyingfish852: what the actual fuck
flyingfish852: wait which jyp
flyingfish852: the bald one? what’s going on
ndefpeace: ya the theatre teacher
ndefpeace; anyway i can't go to swim practise today sorz ://
flyingfish852: ok good luck bro remember me when you’re famous
ndefpeace: i can't do this bro
ndefpeace: btw do u know where the choir room is
flyingfish852: you got this bro
flyingfish852: i basically live underwater do you think i know
ndefpeace: help
ndefpeace: don't leave me out here to die
ndefpeace: shit bro i think i'm lost
ndefpeace: for real
flyingfish852: you’re on your own bro don’t pull me into this shit
flyingfish852: i’m sure you’ll find the choir room the school isn’t that big u kno,,,
ndefpeace: am i even in the school
ndefpeace: shit i can hear someone crying am i in the elementary section
ndefpeace: or is it just me
ndefpeace: bro i cant die
ndefpeace: i'll miss u
flyingfish852: bro……. if u die dedicate your will to me
ndefpeace: didnt kno u only loved me for my cat well then
flyingfish852: the only reason why we’re friends is bc i want your cat when u die, which could be right now
flyingfish852: but don't die bro srsly
ndefpeace: right
ndefpeace: Now come help me pls
flyingfish852: no im in class lol what have you gotten yourself into
ndefpeace: where am i
ndefpeace: cmon ill buy u lunch
flyingfish852: you’re full of lies u still owe me lunch from 2 months ago i can't t trust snakes
ndefpeace: u can come over to pet nora
flyingfish852: turn on ur location bitch
ndefpeace: thanks bro u the best bro
flyingfish852: bro
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pepinotjr and kkkkgyeom started a conversation
pepinotjr: i can't believe u pulled a sick leave today
pepinotjr: bitch ass
kkkkgyeom: uh fuck u i do whatever i want
kkkkgyeom: tit face
pepinotjr: today's the day i take over drama club
pepinotjr: when im the lead ill have u be the tree or some shit u disgrace
kkkkgyeom: choke
kkkkgyeom: i joined drama for the credits anyways so i don’t really care
kkkkgyeom: tbh why did you even join drama u already have enough drama in your life
pepinotjr: life is acting
kkkkgyeom: fake it til u make it right
pepinotjr: i want to disagree but i can't
kkkkgyeom: go get em hyung
kkkkgyeom: if u get the main lead role and club president can u make me a pine tree instead of a coconut tree
kkkkgyeom: it's been two years and my mum still wont let me get a new haircut “no honey what if you're a coconut tree this year u have to look the part!”
pepinotjr: your mum is my spirit animal and i agree
pepinotjr: you’d look ugly with any haircut so it doesn’t matter
pepinotjr: and if you were a tree you’d be one of those trees with hanging roots
pepinotjr: useless and ugly
kkkkgyeom: excuse u those are banyan trees ™
kkkkgyeom: why r u here talking to me dont u have an audition to go to
pepinotjr: lbr even if i didn’t attend the audition i’d still take over the drama club and be drama
lord supreme ™
kkkkgyeom: we get it ur plotting world domination stop
kkkkgyeom: livestream the audition progress pls im so bored
kkkkgyeom: spill the tea
pepinotjr: fuck you it’s your fault for being sick
pepinotjr: but fine
pepinotjr: only for my favourite ugly coconut
kkkkgyeom: scene to park jinyoung sitting alone in the choir room like the fuckin loser he is
pepinotjr: literally shut the fuck up or i’ll throw you out of the drama club
pepinotjr: you wouldn’t even be a tree
pepinotjr i could easily just make u a bench or some dumb shit
kkkkgyeom: that would take benching to a whole new level aha aha
pepinotjr: blocked
pepinotjr: i did not sign up for this abuse kim yugyeom
pepinotjr: do you want me to livestream or not
kkkkgyeom: just get on with the livestreaming u drama queen
pepinotjr: awww thank you!
kkkkgyeom: not a compliment
(pepinotjr has started livestream, 12:06pm)
pepinotjr: ok there u go
kkkkgyeom: shit dude ur connection is so bad ur face is made of 4 pixels
kkkkgyeom: i love it
pepinotjr: ok theres like 2 people from last yr???
pepinotjr: i can disconnect right now
pepinotjr: we could go to war
kkkkgyeom: just describe everything to me i don't want to look at ur crusty ass face
pepinotjr: bitch you literally look like a highlighter
pepinotjr: ok anyways
pepinotjr: moving on from your bullshit
pepinotjr: so there’s mark tuan?? from last year
pepinotjr: and choi youngjae
kkkkgyeom: whos mark tuan again
pepinotjr: that emo kid
kkkkgyeom: oh he was a great tree #2
kkkkgyeom: youngjae's great too
kkkkgyeom: he could take over as club president but he's too nice
kkkkgyeom: n ur too much of a bitch
pepinotjr: youngjae is literally the only person i can tolerate
pepinotjr: sure
kkkkgyeom: self realisation is important
pepinotjr: and yeah there are two new guys??
pepinotjr: bonbon or something
pepinotjr: what the fuck kind of name
pepinotjr: i could be wrong
pepinotjr: he might be called bamboo or smth
pepinotjr: oh that’s great bamboo and banyan ?? dynamic duo
kkkkgyeom: still a better duo than u and those ugly ass old man sandals
pepinotjr: and the jackson guy????
kkkkgyeom: who's that
pepinotjr: i think he swims
pepinotjr: he’s dramatic as fuck i don't think he needs the help of the drama club
kkkkgyeom: thats u
pepinotjr: uh die
pepinotjr: i think he’ll pass though he's ok
pepinotjr: and there’s like a grand total of about 3 people auditioning so i think he’ll pass unless
he’s absolute shit
pepinotjr: wait
pepinotjr: WTF
pepinotjr: there's this new guy and he looks like he's balding
pepinotjr: omg
kkkkgyeom: calm down we've been through this already
kkkkgyeom: the janitor is in his fifties it's a natural process
kkkkgyeom: stop freaking out whenever someone vomits n he shows up goddammit
pepinotjr: he just introduced himself as im jaebum PEACE
pepinotjr: MORE LIKE IM JAEBALD
pepinotjr: who says ‘peace’ i already can’t stand him wtf
pepinotjr: wait he's singing
kkkkgyeom: is he a student athlete
pepinotjr: he looks like a jock
pepinotjr: don't think he’ll ever stop the grind
kkkkgyeom: ooooh is he hot
(pepinotjr sent an image, 12:15pm)
pepinotjr: smash or pass??
kkkkgyeom: it's a solid smash from me hbu judge stern
pepinotjr: no comment
kkkkgyeom: is that pepispeak for big smash
pepinotjr: he does have solid vocals though??????
kkkkgyeom: who cares does he have muscles
pepinotjr: probably has enough muscles to strangle you if you don’t shut up right now
kkkkgyeom: we get it ur kinky
kkkkgyeom: what else is happening
kkkkgyeom: has jyp announced the big shots yet
pepinotjr: he's about to
kkkkgyeom: gee im so excited
pepinotjr: im sure ur excited to hear jyp announce me as the supreme lord ™ of the drama club
kkkkgyeom: show me where i asked
kkkkgyeom: i meant the roles
pepinotjr: FUCK
pepinotjr: THAT BALDASS BITCH GOT LEAD ROLE
pepinotjr: I WILL SHAVE OFF WHATEVER IS LEFT ON HIS HEAD
kkkkgyeom: hahahahaha student athlete?
pepinotjr: FUCKINGJdnkjNDKJ
kkkkgyeom: amazing
kkkkgyeom: don't cry u look extra hideous when u cry
pepinotjr: WHAT
pepinotjr: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
pepinotjr: i will file a lawsuit against jyp
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(jyp_official renamed group: drama llamas 1718)
(jyp_official added pepinotjr, ndefpeace, flyingfish852, twentyonetuan, twaeotter, misterbam tm , kkkkgyeom)
jyp_official: ok so this is our cast for the 1718 drama club musical
jyp_official: the one with the weird peach icon is jinyoung he's the club president so bother him not me
jyp_official: the school says u guys should text me in case u need anything but if any of u text me ur blocked
jyp_official: have fun bonding and show up next wednesday for our first practise
jyp_official: yeah yeah cold read whatever
jyp_official: toodles
(jyp_official left group)
pepinotjr: hi im jinyoung and i’m the club president
kkkkgyeom: jyp literally just said that
misterbam ™ : whats going on
twentyonetuan: all around me are familiar faces
ndefpeace: this is a mess
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