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Dean
09:24 - You up?
Seamus
09:41 - Nnnnidhwjdk...ZzZzzzzzz.
Dean
09:42 - Wake up you lazy arse. We have plans today, remember?
Dean
09:47 - Seamus.
Dean
09:49 - SEAMUS!
Seamus
10:01 - Okay okay I'm up!
Seamus
10:02 - If, say, I had forgotten the plans...which I definitely have not...what would you say? IF I had forgotten...which I have not.
Dean
10:02 - Well then I would - let’s say - ring your pretty little neck! You know how important this is Shae, Blaise and Ginny are celebrating their one year and you KNOW she continues to pester me about not bringing someone.
Dean
10:03 - You promised you would help. You know I can’t show up alone to this.
Dean
10:03 - Wait, do you know what we are bringing?
Seamus
10.05 - Ahh! Yes...and I say that SOLELY as a noncommittal sound of agreement, and not because I've just remembered...because I hadn't forgotten. At all.
Seamus
10.05 - And OF COURSE I know what we are bringing, what do you take me for, man???
Seamus
10.07 - I'm really sorry please don't kill me but I have no idea what we’re bringing.
Dean
10:09 - You truly are the worst.
Dean
10:11 - Do you suppose we should bring some fire whisky?
Dean
10:11 - Or food?
Dean
10:15 - Merlin Shae, can you answer me?!
Seamus
11:01 - For your information, I have apparated to the shop and purchased the firewhisky AND a ton of nice food. And no...not the 'usual shit’ I usually eat...actual nice food.
Seamus
11:03 - You feel like I dick now, don't you?
Seamus
11:04 - Are you coming here first?
Dean
11:05 - Pffft. Me? A dick? I think you have got us mixed up. -.-
Dean
11:06 - Yeah, I can come by and we can floo there. What all did you buy?
Dean
11:07 - Stuff already made… right?
Dean
11:08 - Merlin. PLEASE tell me it is already made.
Seamus
11:11 - Ready-made ENOUGH, but I do to cook it all through first, but the instructions look easy...I doubt even I can mess this up.
Seamus
11:15 - The numbers on the oven bit of the cooker are temperatures, right?
Seamus
11:17 - Yeah, they must be...when you coming round?
Seamus
11.21 - Ugh, Dean? I think I need you to apparate here now, this Muggle oven...something, something went wrong…
Dean
11:22 - Bloody phone wasn’t alerting me.
Dean
11:22 - Wait
Dean
11:22 - What do you mean something went wrong?
Dean
11:23 - I am still getting ready. What's going on?
Seamus
11:36 - I might have redecorated...apparently...in a very ‘me’ type of way
Seamus
11:31 - [Seamus sent a picture]
Seamus
11:33 - Did that work? Can you see it?
Dean
11:33 - No. :( it's blank! Just describe it to me, yeah? Why do you think something is wrong?
Seamus
11:35 - Well the cooker going bang was my first clue, and then my second was the fact the kitchen is now covered in a lot of black that it wasn't before and my third was that blasted (pun intended) alarm that you insisted I get screaming the place down like an angry banshee.
Seamus
11:36 - I'll need a new one, I had to wrench it from the ceiling then blow it up...now there's more soot.
Dean
11:36 - YOU BLEW UP THE SMOKE ALARM?!
Dean
11:37 - Are you alright?
Dean
11:38 - Seamus?
Dean
11:40 - Stop fucking around.
Seamus
11:42 - Is that what it is? Well yeah, I need a new one...or not.. do you know how loud they are???
Seamus
11:43 - Also, it has a strange odour now it's blown up!?
Seamus
11:44 - I'm not going to die, am I? There are fumes...
Dean
11:45 - YOU COULD VERY WELL DIE
Dean
11:46 - Your floo isn't open!
Dean
11:47 - OPEN IT
Dean
11:50 - Seamus. Please.
Dean
11:51 - PLEASE
Dean
11:51 - Shae, please. You can't die.
Dean
11:53 - SEAMUS FINNEGAN IF YOU DIE BY THE HANDS OF A STUPID MUGGLE OVEN I WILL PERSONALLY RESURRECT YOU AND KILL YOU MYSELF.
Dean
11:56 - Shae… please.
Dean
11:58 - I am going to get Harry!
Dean
11:59 - Just hold on, okay?
Dean
11:59 - You can't die Shae…
Dean
12:00 - I love you… please hold on…
Seamus
12:55 - So, funny story...apparently some neighbours heard the explosion, then the alarm thing and then the second explosion...and then me having what they have apparently told the Muggle police was a 'twelve decibel loud hissy fit’...A HISSY FIT?! So I had to close the floo naturally, couldn't have you forcing your way through my fireplace screaming at me whilst the Muggles - both police and fire-put-outers were there, could I?
Seamus
12:56 - So, good to know, blowing up cookers is considered 'concerning’ and blowing up smoke detectors is considered 'illegal’ and I may have now been issued some kind of ‘warning’ from the Muggle police and had a bloody lecture and a half from the fire ones.
Seamus
12:57 - And now it's 1pm and I have no food because it all exploded and now I need food so please bring me some, this has all been incredibly traumatic
Seamus
12:59 - Wait, you love me?
Dean
1:01 - Ha… how about those fire put-outers, huh? Damn them and their silly muggle rules…
Dean
1:01 - I am glad you are okay, wanker. You had Harry and I scared shiteless. -,-
Dean
1:02 - We should probably just bring a pizza, right?
Dean
1:02 - Yes
Dean
1:03 - Let's do that.
Seamus
1:05 - Dean?
Seamus
1:05 - Did...did you mean it?
Seamus
1:06 - And yes, please bring pizza
Dean
1:07 - Of course I meant it. Muggles have silly laws. They just don't know you and your special abilities. :P
Dean
1:08 - Picking the pizza up now.
Dean
1:08 - Let me know when you are ready to go, okay?
Seamus
1:12 - I'm not asking if you meant what you said about Muggle laws and you damn well know it.
Seamus
1:12 - I'm not going anywhere until you tell me if you meant it.
Dean
1:13 - *Sigh* Meant what exactly…
Seamus
1:15 - If you say it again, I'll say it back...
Dean
1:15 - Wait.
Dean
1:16 - Really…?
Seamus
1:20 - I nearly died today, or so I was told, personally I believe that was a ridiculous exaggeration, but regardless, as I was standing here firing spell after spell at the fire, whilst entirely calm the whole time of course, I realised something...
Seamus
1:20 - All I wanted to see...was you.
Seamus
1:21 - So yes, really.
Dean
1:22 - Damn it, Finnegan.
Dean
1:22 - I’m supposed to be the sap.
Dean
1:23 - But it’s true… I love you…
Dean
1:24 - I always have…
Seamus
1:30 - ...and I always will
Seamus
1:30 - I love you, too
Seamus
1:31 - Can you come here now, please?
Dean
1:31 - Of course. I am guessing your floo is open now?
Dean
1:32 - Heading over now.
Dean
1:32 - I can't wait to see you…
Dean
1:33 - I love you, Shae.
Seamus
1:34 - Good, can't wait.
Seamus
1:34 - I love you too, Dean.
Dean
1:40 - You don't have to worry about me coming alone. I have someone.
Ginny
1:43 - No fucking way. Who?
Dean
1:44 - Seamus…
Ginny
1:45 - Best friends don't count! You know that.
Dean
1:46 - What if he was coming as my boyfriend?
Ginny
1:47 - No.
Ginny
1:47 - Fucking.
Ginny
1:48 - Way!
Dean
1:49 - Way.
Blaise
1:50 - Called it. ;)