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“Oh my god, I swear she never lets me go.” Tae sighs clearly with fake relief putting down his phone.
“You love your girl, don't lie to us.” Jimin pouts. “You prefer to hang up with Irene than with us.”
“I'm sorry, Jiminie.” He falls onto his friends hugging him deadly with fake sobs. “She's just too good for me, you know? What if one day she'll think that she's done with such idiot like me?!”
“You're not idiot, Tae. You've got the highest grades in our class.”
“Maybe our class is full of imbeciles.”
“Hey! I'm in that class too.” Jimin smacks his dumb yet smart friend. “Anyway. She loves y0u. I can see that. You agreeing with me, Jungkookie?” He asks Jungkook who currently plays a game, he's totally immersed in it. And he's winning again.
“Jungkook, we've got serious conversation!” Tae sounds disbelieved.
“About girls, yeah? I'm not into that.” He only answers.
“Yes, we know too damn good.” Tae sighs. “You're already 17... Oh, since we're already talking about that...”
“I've got bad feelings about that...” Jimin already looks suspiciously.
“Yeri is asking about you, Jungkookie.” Tae smiles too wide and Jungkook rolls his eyes.
“That friend of your girl, right? I don't care, Tae, you know that.”
“You should start caring though! You're gonna die alone and as virgin. You want that?”
“Am I gonna play games?”
“Yeah, sure.”
“Then yes, I want that.”
“What..?! Jungkook, I'm losing hope in you!” Tae grabs his head. His friend is unbelievable. “Jimin, help me a little! He's going to die in misery!”
“I think that's what he wants, Tae.” Jimin just giggle. He doesn't mind Jungkook's views on life. He might even say he's more than okay with that. If Jungkook isn't into dating with girls that's totally fine. But he wouldn't mind if Jungkook decide to date guys. He wouldn't mind even more if Jungkook wants to date him. Poor chances and Jimin is daydreaming again.
“You two are terrible. Jimin, please, save this day for me.”
“How?”
“With not killing me?”
“Why would I kill you, Tae?” Jimin frowns.
“I might said Seulgi that you're gonna go on date with her...”
“You did... Excuse me... WHAT?”
“Oh c'mon! She's nice and pretty! And she really likes you. Don't me mad. I'm a good friend. I want you to get laid already.”
“Tae, for fuck's sake...” Jimin is done. He should told Tae that he's so not into any girl. But then Tae would probably kill him with questions. And Jimin would spill that he's into their other friends, Jungkook himself. And then Tae would totally tell Jungkook about that. And that would be disaster. Jimin is not ready for dying yet.
“Jungkook. You heard us? Jimin is going on date. You're the last one. And I swear I am going to set you up with Yeri.” Tae is confident but Jungkook just snorts at him.
“Whatever you say. She's not gonna like me if she meet me.”
“Why would think that?” Now Tae is confused.
“I'm not interesting person? I like games and being alone. I'm awkward as hell. Especially around girls. You want more?”
“No, that's enough... Of your bullshit, Jungkook!” Tae snaps. “Jimin, tell him something! I can't with him!”
“He's right, Kookie.” Jimin sits down next to taller boy and pats his head. “You have so many advantages. Every girl is gonna fall into you quickly.” He smiles sweetly and thinks 'I fell quickly too'.
“I don't really want that either, Jimin.” He sighs.
“You can't help it. Half of our class already fell into you. You're really handsome.” Jimin keeps patting his bunny.
“Don't say that...” Jungkook shuffles away and blushes. He's too cute for his own good.
“Okay, I gotta go.” Tae says suddenly. Jimin almost forgot that his best friend is here too. He's too focused on little miracle he's got in front of him. He's in big trouble and he starts to losing his shit.
“Don't say me you're going to Irene.” Jimin giggles at Tae's expression. He struggles to say no, but he gives up fast.
“Yes, I promised her. She's feeling lonely today. Her parents left for weekend and...”
“So it's gonna be you two, huh?” Jimin wriggles his eyebrows and Jungkook is blushing again. This innocent bunny...
“Yeah, don't worry. I've got protection! I'm not gonna be father. Yet. I like kids.” Tae gets lost in his thoughts.
“Tae. Your girlfriend.” Jimin snaps his fingers to wake Tae from his trance.
“Right! Love you, not as much as Irene, but still... You get my point.”
“Yeah, we get it.” Jimin laughs. “See ya! Say hello to her from us. That is if you gonna talk at all...”
“Oh, please. We're not rabbits in heat.”
“Jungkookie...” Jimin starts when Tae lefts the room. He gets hum in respond. “Did you ever kissed?”
“W-what? Of course not.” It's blushing day apparently. “Why?”
“Nothing. I'm just asking.” Jimin shrugs.
“You did, right?”
“Yeah. Couple of times.” While he was trying hard to forget about his feelings for Jungkookie, well that didn't worked up.
“Well, you gonna kiss again soon.” Jungkook states.
“What?” Jimin splutters.
“Seulgi?” He reminds smaller boy. “Your date.”
“Wait, so you heard us.”
“I am not deaf, Jimin.” He rolls his eyes. “She's nice and popular. You should stick with her.”
“What? Why are you saying this?” Jimin is dumbfounded.
“That's reasonable? She likes you. And you wasn't dating in long time.”
“You wasn't dating at all...”
“Cuz I'm not into that.”
“And you think I am?”
“Aren't you?”
“I...” Jimin sighs. “Not really. I'm waiting.”
“For what?”
“For someone.”
“Oh. Someone specific? Do I know that someone?”
“How do you know that I'm already into someone?”
“You just told me.” Jungkook smirks pleased with himself.
“Aish, you brat! I'm not gonna tell you. Yet. I'm gonna wait.”
“For what?” He says again.
“For that someone to get head out of ass. I mean I am totally loveable.”
“Yes, I agree. Pity that someone you like doesn't see that.”
“Yes, pity it is.” Jimin voice is dripping with irony. Jungkook not gonna notice anyway. He's clueless. “Don't worry, Kookie. I'm gonna make that someone fall for me. No one gonna resist me.”
“Sure not. You're precious. That someone's gotta be lucky.”
“You bet.” Jimin smiles at his silly Kookie.
“You should go for it already.”
“Already? You think?” Jimin feels one step ahead knowing the person they're talking about. He smirks, Jungkook is talking about himself and actually tells Jimin to make a move. That's funny.
“Yeah, why not?”
“I don't want to scare that someone away.”
“So... is that person easy to scare away?”
“You have no idea.”
“You're really head over heels, aren't you?” Jungkook chuckles when he sees his friend dreamy face.
“I am. Too long. But I can wait some more since I waited so long.”
“Well, I'm supporting you, Jiminie. You deserve to be happy with special someone.”
“Of course I do! My someone is gonna be really mine soon. You'll see, Kookie.”
“I can't wait.” He smiles wrinking his nose like a bunny he is.
“I can't either, trust me...” Jimin smirks at his unaware friend.