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"Are you sure?" Sherlock was looking at the thing in the corner of the flat.
"Yes!" John chuckles. "Don’t worry I’ll take care of it!" He looks at his new acquisition.
"But it’s enormous…!" His boyfriend protests.
"This is why it’s so nice!" He turns towards the detective. "It’s the latest trend!"
Sherlock laughs. "Since when ‘trendy’ is important in this flat!" He smiles fondly. “Have you discovered your inner designer? Maybe you should keep playing with your hair instead!”
“Cheap shot love! I know you love the way I wear my hair now.” Adding with a smirk “You can talk, Mister Holmes with your GQ style suits…”
The tall man points at the massive fiddle leaf fig. “It’s gigantic… And it’s GREEN!”
“It’s staying! It’s good to clean the air!” And God knows we need it sometimes!
“No! It’s not fair! I can’t grow molds but you want to keep that horror!”
Unseen by the two arguing men, Rosie walks towards the plant, her little hands trying to do a bouquet with the big leaves… When… Crash!
“Rosie! Look at what you’ve done! You broke the trunk!”
Sherlock pulls the toddler in his arms. “I knew that Rosie had more common sense than you John! Are you okay, darling?” Sherlock murmurs in her ear. “Well done, my perfect little bumblebee!”