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One day, me and Emma were in the cornfields. "Emma, I want a child" I said, as I used my eyelashes to absorb carbon dioxide. "Well I don't unless it's a fox." She said, as she was kicking ass while playing monster rancher. She is so good at the game. I love her. "Understandable, but I would at least like to practice our arcane demon arts tonight, and you know how that goes." I replied, painting my fingernails black. "Okay." she said.
Night then came and then we drew our arcane demon arts circle. and I accidently fucked up the summoning ritual. This caused at least 7 hit and runs to happen, and satan to come out of the summoning circle and give me a high-five. We fixed it, but due to my foley, the entire corn field turned into a fox.
"O FUCK IT'S A CHILD FROM THE CORN" I said.
Then we took our baby fox home and raised it. subscribe for more shit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1