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Eunkwang: guuuuys
Minhyuk: its like 3 am what
Hyunsik: so loud
Eunkwang: i just wanted to know if anyone was awake
Eunkwang: and it turns out you areee
Eunkwang: let's eat ramen guyseu
Changsub: don't you guys know the word sleep
Peniel: guys please stop chatting the vibrations woke me up
Sungjae: vibrations hmmmn
Ilhoon: now is not the time for being a pervert yook sungjae
Changsub: so what, its 3 am
Sungjae: people who are up at 3 am usually fuck
Minhyuk: so what are you suggesting sungjae-yah?
Sungjae: an orgy
Peniel: WHAT THE ASHSDHSGSKK
Hyunsik: you actually used your mind for something yook sungjae
Ilhoon: hyunsik hyung! i thought we are EXCLUSIVELY DATING
Sungjae: stop being a selfish git ilhoon hyung. i won't mind tasting hyunsik hyung and fine fine uhm
Ilhoon: THEN TASTE HIM YOU PERVERTED IDIOT
Ilhoon: YOUR HYUNG WANTS TO BE TASTED ANYWAY
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Hyunsik: oh no hoonie i was just kidding i love you too much to do that
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Changsub: you went too far you know
Sungjae: i was just fooling around
Sungjae: he needs to take a chill pill srsly
Eunkwang: apologize to ilhoon right now, yook sungjae
Sungjae: why do you always say my full name
Sungjae: handsome yook is enough
Minhyuk: now is not the time for joke sungjae-yah. go to ilhoon and say sorry for being an asshole
Sungjae: eomma!
Minhyuk: you started this. go
Sungjae: fiiiine tsk
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Changsub: is this group even normal
Changsub: we have a drama practically everyday
Peniel: we live with sungjae. we have to deal with it
Changsub: endure, my friend. Imma sleep, goodnight
Peniel: okay, me too. good night
Eunkwang: guyseu what about my ramen who wants ramen come on let's go
Peniel: we do not care for your ramen. good night
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Eunkwang: i just honestly want to eat ramen
Eunkwang: why are our kids like this
Minhyuk: they inherited the dramatic stuff from you
Eunkwang: im not dramatic!
Minhyuk: you are
Eunkwang: am not
Minhyuk: you are
Five minutes later
Minhyuk: don't argue with me or else i'll kiss you again
Eunkwang: yes minhyuk-ssi.
Minhyuk: let's sleep now, okay?
Eunkwang: okay ;)
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