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[Punk Ass Bitches]
TAETERTOTS:
CHIMMINIECRICKET: Daddy
TAETERTOTS: aight
TAETERTOTS: Y’all know ripped jeans????
CHIMMINIECRICKET: tae we wear them all the timew
CHIMMINIECRICKET: ye
TAETERTOTS: bc they are ripped jeans they all rip differently right???
CHIMMINIECRICKET: yeah?
TAETERTOTS: so like all ripped jeans aren’t the same
[CHIMMINIECRICKET has left the group chat]
COCKOOK: Tae hyung what
TAETERTOTS: but am I wrong???
COCKOOK: no but what the fuck
SOJU: hey kook
COCKOOK: hey dickbag mcgee
SOJU: WOW i was gonna say food is ready
SOJU: but I guess
SOJU: this entire bowl of the finest noods is mine now
SOJU: since jungkook no longer exists
COCKOOK: wait no come back
SOJU: lol new phone who dis
[Hunnie Pop]
YOONGZ: hey joon what up in this hissaus
JOONZ: …what?
YOONGZ: hey dontchu think that my jeans were on fleek today
YOONGZ: hey I cant help but notice that you’ve been phubbing recently
YOONGZ: joon???
JOONZ: Please just stop
[Punk Ass Bitches]
TAETERTOTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kZTWchz-ts
CHIMMINIECRICKET: OMG
COCKOOK: OMG
SOJU: OMG
CHIMMINIECRICKET: SO THERE ////ARE///// GOOD PPL IN THIS WORLD
CHIMMINIECRICKET: ACTUAL TEARS IN M Y EEEYES
COCKOOK: don’t cry cdont cry odntcyr contr cydry
SOJU: FUCK
TAETERTOTS: :,^)
SOJU: opinions on mimikyu
CHIMMINIECRICKET: perfect
COCKOOK: beaut
TAETERTOTS: wholesome
[Hunnie Pop]
JOONZ:
JOONZ: Yoongi hyung
YOONGZ: I want to deny it but I can’t
YOONGZ:
YOONGZ: tis joonie
HOPEZ: omg
JOONZ:
JOONZ: this is hobi
HOPEZ: :D
YOONGZ: this is the most wholesome conversation we had in a while
HOPEZ: wait does this make us furries
YOONGZ: there it goes
[Punk Ass Bitches]
COCKOOK: yknow how I bought the expansion for gw2
CHIMMINIECRICKET: idk what it is but what
COCKOOK: it’s the one where $80 gives me a shitty outfit and is shit
CHIMMINIECRICKET: oh ye go on
COCKOOK: since I got the expansion
COCKOOK: I feel so out of touch wit the free players
COCKOOK: like
COCKOOK: we live in 2 different worlds or something
COCKOOK: id ont know their culture or where they hangout or anything
COCKOOK: its like an invisible part of the game I never uncovered
TAETERTOTS: you elitist
COCKOOK:
COCKOOK: jin hyung
SOJU: I mean
CHIMMINIECRICKET: I just want a titans dick up my ass
CHIMMINIECRICKET: I mean
CHIMMINIECRICKET: howdy partner nice day ay
SOJU: jiminie
SOJU: jiminie sweatie
SOJU: sweatie do you need a talk
CHIMMINIECRICKET: I
CHIMMINIECRICKET: I think im good
CHIMMINIECRICKET: ill just curl up into a ball and die thanks
SOJU: okay sweatie be safe
TAETERTOTS: wait
TAETERTOTS: titans don’t have dicks
TAETERTOTS: you cant have a titans dick up your ass if they don’t have dicks in the first place jiminie
CHIMMINIECRICKET: plea se leave me alone
[Hunnie Pop]
JOONZ: hey hobi I got a new stash of cup noodles
HOPEZ: omg ily I will wash all the dishes from now on
JOONZ: really????
HOPEZ: lol no but I will for like a week
JOONZ: btw when are you coming back from practice
HOPEZ: but im already back????
JOONZ: what
YOONGZ: oh my god
YOONGZ: joon open up the door
YOONGZ: I got some
YOONGZ: stuff
YOONGZ: sory type 1 hnad
HOPEZ: hnad
YOONGZ: shu
JOONZ: YOONGI HYUNG BOUGHT ACTUAL INGREDIENTS
YOONGZ: im going to teach yall how to cook a good meal soyall wont die of high blood pressure from all those cup noodles welc
HOPEZ: what a tsun :^) I love our emotionally constipated fuck
JOONZ: AWWW HYUNG
YOONGZ: SHUT
[Punk Ass Bitches]
SOJU: hey yall im going over to my Boyfriend what do yall want
CHIMMINIECRICKET: his roommate :^(
SOJU: GO GET HIM YOURSELF
CHIMMINIECRICKET: HES TOO FAR
SOJU: ITS JUST DOWN THE STREET YOU CAN RUN
COCKOOK: once
COCKOOK: jimin hyung literally
COCKOOK: LITERALLY
COCKOOK: ran across campus to jump into his boyfriend’s arms
SOJU: what you mean from one corner to antoher
COCKOOK: ye
SOJU: G O G E T H I M Y O U R S E L F
CHIMMINIECRICKET: :^( fINe
CHIMMINIECRICKET: TAE IF YOU READ THIS FROM YOUR HOLE
CHIMMINIECRICKET: IM AWAY BECAUSE JIN WOULDNT BRING MY BOYFRIEND OVER AND IS FORCING ME T OG O THERE
CHIMMINIECRICKET: there are leftovers in the fridge just heat them up and eat them once you’re done ill b back at max 11pm
COCKOOK: a mother
SOJU: mother hen
CHIMMINIECRICKET: shut
CHIMMINIECRICKET: im just a good ol Pal
COCKOOK: k
SOJU: k
CHIMMINIECRICKET: :^(