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OYA OYA GROUP CHAT~
Sat, 2:47 PM
KuroOya has added DinoBoy and 2 others to OYA OYA GROUP CHAT~
Dinoboy: whats this?
KuroOya: a group chat'
BokutOyaOya: HEYHEYHEY! AKQAADHHIII!!!WRE YUO HERE?!!!
Akaashi: Yes, Bokuto-San.
KuroOya: what a boring name u picjed Akaashi<
BokutOyaOya: I know rigjtt!!! Ours are bettwe
KuroOya: Oya?
BokutOyaOya: Oya oya?
Dinoboy: wait.. Why am I called Dinoboy?
KuroOya: Oya oya oya!
BokutOyaOya: Tsukki! Yku runied iiiiittttttttttt :(
KuroOya: oh??? U fprgot???
Dinoboy: I dont think I forgot anythig
Dinoboy: who did it
KuroOya: ohh?? Who knows??
Dinoboy: You both do
BokutOyaOya: Akaashi!! Youre yoo quiey!!!!
Akaashi: I don't have anything to say, Koutarou.
Dinoboy: didnt we already have a group chat?
KuroOya: ohoho~ this one isnt just for the four of us
KuroOya: its for everypne you know so it could be for ur fired ss or just team members
KuroOya: mahbe even creepy old men u see at the gas station
KuroOya: anyone
Dinoboy: what do you mean by creepy old men you see at the gas station??
BokutOyaOya: hkes peobaly messibg around wih you tsukki
KuroOya: lets leave that story for later
It was time for dinner in the BokuAkaKuroTsuki household. Tsukishima was sitting on the couch that he and his boyfriends were watching a movie on. The movie had already ended but Tsukishima decided to stay on the couch for a while. Kuroo was cooking some pasta in the kitchen while Akaashi was setting plates up on the dinner table. Bokuto was doing his own thing in the bathroom.
Dinner was ready and Bokuto finally got out of the bathroom. They all sat down and started to eat their pasta, which surprisingly tasted good, being cooked by Kuroo. Tsukishima had been waiting for dinner time ever since the group chat ended. He had been wanting to ask Kuroo what his whole deal was with 'creepy old men you see at the gas station'. He knows that he's making a big deal out of something so unimportant, but it doesn't matter to him.
"Kuroo," Bokuto started to drink some water. "Yes, Kei~?"
Kuroo and Bokuto always call him Tsukki, so whenever any of them call him by his first name, it almost never fails to get a reaction out of him. Tsukishima blushed. "What story were you talking about in the group chat?"
Everyone else but Tsukishima and Akaashi stopped eating. Bokuto spit out his water, wetting his shirt in the process. "Ack!! Tsukki!! I told you he was probably joking around, right?!!"
Bokuto grabbed a piece of paper and dried his shirt. Akaashi was looking at Bokuto and Kuroo suspiciously. "Ehm.. Kei, do you like your pasta..?"
Tsukishima didn't blush at the use of his name this time. He knew something was up. "Stop changing the subject," Kuroo and Bokuto were both nervous. Eventually, they gave up, knowing they couldn't win against Tsukishima and Akaashi.
"Well," Kuroo started. "We were in a gas station at midnight.."
Kuroo looked at Bokuto like he was asking for help. "Oh! Eh.. He was putting some gas in the car when all of a sudden this old man started walking towards us.."
Bokuto started eating his food again, so Kuroo continued the story. "I didn't really know if he was walking towards us until he started to run right at us," Why didn't they tell that to them sooner?! So many questions were threatening to spill out of Tsukishima's mouth. He was just about to ask a question until they both started laughing. Bokuto almost spit out his pasta. "What..?"
Both Akaashi and Tsukishima were confused.
"Well-" Bokuto started laughing again. "Kuroo's eyes looked.. Pff, ahaha!! Like they were- about to pop out!!"
Kuroo almost choked on his water. They both started laughing again. Akaashi and Tsukishima still didn't see what was so funny about that. "He- He ran into the car soooo fast- ahahaha!!! But- But you know what the man did..?"
Kuroo and bokuto looked at eachother, almost dying in laughter. "What?"
"He- He threw bananas at our car!!!"
Bokuto and Kuroo looked like they were gonna die from all the laughter. They almost fell off their chairs.
What
What did they just say? Did Tsukishima and Akaashi hear that right?
Tsukishima looked like he was about to choke on his pasta, and so did Akaashi. "What?"
Kuroo looked at him. "You heard that right, Tsukki!!"
Tsukishima didn't believe any of this. "I don't believe-" Akaashi interrupted him. "Tsukishima, I do remember asking them why they cleaned the car. They just said it was dirty. I didn't believe them since they cleaned it the day before, but I forgot to ask them later on. I think they might be saying the truth."
Why were they keeping such an unbelievably stupid story a secret? Tsukishima and Akaashi were processing the story again. All of a sudden they both started laughing. Akaashi spoke up. "This- This is unbelievable," Bokuto and Kuroo grinned. Probably because Akaashi was laughing, and that's a rare and beautiful thing they liked looking at. Second one was his perfect ass. "Why didn't you tell us?"
The laughter had already stopped. "Well, we thought you would be mad at us.."
Tsukishima sighed. For some reason, he was glad he asked such an unimportant question.