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Galumph
Tony stared in shock after Bishop left. The kiss still stinging his cheek. The doorbell rung as Gibbs showed his normal impatience and Tony galumphed over to answer it, still in shock from the kiss Bishop gave him.
He stumbled into the door and frantically grasped for the doorknob, so that he could let Gibbs in. He pulled the door open with the door knob just enough to get the door behind him and then shoved. This incidentally resulted in him tumbling into Gibbs.
Gibbs fortunately managed to catch Tony before they both tumbled down the steps. “What happened?” Gibbs asked.
“Bishop kissed me.”
“Isn’t that normal? You did marry her.”
“No, I mean yes. Oh I don’t know what I mean.” Tony shook his head trying to get it functioning again and remove his confusion.
Gibbs shook his head at Tony’s antics. Sometimes he didn’t understand Tony. This was one of those times.
Gibbs noticed that Tony looked less shocked and shaky, so he finally asked the question he’d been meaning to ask since he’d first arrived. “Why did you have lawyers over? You’re not dying, are you?”
“What?” Tony gasped, shocked. “How could you even think that?”
“Well you did have the plague and you married Bishop out of the blue.”
“I’m not dying. At least I don’t think I am. Has Ducky been keeping medical secrets from me?”
“No.” Gibbs grunted. At least, Tony wasn’t dying. Everything could be fixed except that.
“Anyway.” Tony shook his head, wondering if he should be disturbed that Gibbs had thought he was dying. “I invited you over to get to the bottom of whatever is troubling you.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m fine. You’re the one who randomly got married and tried to keep it a secret.”
“We didn’t want all the attention we’re getting now at work.” Tony stuck to the party line he and Bishop had been floating as to why they’d kept their marriage a secret.
“The easiest way to avoid attention is to slowly spend more time together, so that no one thinks anything when you announce you’re married or getting married.”
“Really? Is that what you think?”
“It’s what I know. I do have 3 ex wives, after all.”
“Ex being the keyword there. Maybe you should try something different. We didn’t want to be exes. Now, let’s get back to you. What’s your issue with Bishop?”
Gibbs really didn’t want to talk about this, so he just grunted.
Tony, of course, ignored Gibbs desire to get out of this conversation. “Seriously, Gibbs. What’s the issue? She hasn’t done anything to deserve the way you’ve been treating her.”
Gibbs just growled, but Tony was completely unphased. “Wait. Are you jealous?”
“No.” Gibbs glared.
“You are. You’re jealous. I didn’t know you were into Bishop that way. I wouldn’t have asked her to marry me, if I had known.”
Gibbs rolled his eyes at Tony’s obliviousness, however, he didn’t feel the need to correct Tony and just stayed silent instead.
