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Hi my name is McMouse Tristan Alexander Gray and I have short grey fur (that’s how i got my name) and small beady eyes like shiny beetles and permanently surprised eyebrows and a lot of people tell me i look like a rat (AN: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Mouse Queen but i wish i was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a mouse but my teeth are sharp and white. I have light grey fur. I’m also magical, and i live in a big mansion that belongs to the Stahlbaums and i was born there two years ago (im two). I’m vermin (in case you couldn’t tell) but i dress very dapper. For example, today i was wearing a vest over a maroon shirt and a black top hat and a black eyepatch and my tail was very nicely curled. I was crawling through the kitchen. The oven was on and there were crumbs everywhere, so i could lounge around, which i was very happy about. A lot of battle soldiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.