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Drakethesnake created Slytherin Chat
Drakethesnake added kalmal, lia, blaiseit420, flowergirl
Flowergirl: Draco, what the fuck is this?
Drakethesnake: can you not read? It’s a group chat
Lia: no, don’t do this to us, Draco
Flowergirl: Potter just doesn’t want to be roasted like she was last time
Blaiseit420: no, Draco learned his lesson after that when she cursed his hair red for a week
Kalmal: kid looked like a weasley
Blaiseit420: he cried like one, too
Drakethesnake: ok shut the fuck up
Drakethesnake: I didn’t cry
Kalmal: lmao yes, you did
Blaiseit420: we all saw it
Drakethesnake: delete my life
Kalmal: I’ve contemplated it once or twice
Drakethesnake: thanks, sister of mine
Flowergirl: who hasn’t wanted to kill Draco?
Lia: lol you because you have this obsessive crush on him
Blaiseit420: w h a t? Oh my Merlin I did not know this, tell me m o r e
Lia: she told me all about it and showed me the shrine, too
Flowergirl: LIANA
Lia: candles and everything, it was quite endearing
Kalmal: holy fuck, Pansy, you have a shrine dedicated to my brother?
Kalmal: that’s wild
Drakethesnake: w o w, i knew people were obsessed with me, but someone in my own inner circle? Yikes
Flowergirl: all of you are losers and i hope you die ‘
Flowergirl: slow, painful deaths
Flowergirl: in fires
Lia: that’s brutal
Blaiseit420: I’m already hot enough, fire won’t hurt me
Drakethesnake: rt
Drakethesnake: but seriously? A s hr ine? Liana, are you being honest?
Lia: Draco, honey, I couldn’t make this up
Lia: I’m good at lying but not t h a t good
Lia: also don’t take that “honey” the wrong way
Lia: or the right way
Lia: don’t take it any way
Flowergirl: wow, maybe you have a crush on him, too, Liana
Drakethesnake: it’s not like I would mind that
Lia: what
Blaiseit420: what
Kalmal: what
Flowergirl: WHAT
Flowergirl: you mind if I do, but you wouldn’t mind if she did? She isn’t even pretty
Lia: ex-fucking-cuse you
Flowergirl: I meant what I said
Drakethesnake: I’mma grab the popcorn b r b
Kalmal: same
Flowergirl: you think just because you survived the Dark Lord that you’re better than everyone
Flowergirl: you’re not. You’re nothing but some bitch who got lucky
Kalmal: you did it, pansy, you did this to yourself
Kalmal: I can feel it coming
Flowergirl: she’s too much of a lil bitch to respond to me
Drakethesnake: don’t poke the bear, parkinson
Blaiseit420: quit while you’re ahead, pansy
Kalmal: seriously, it’s not worth it
Flowergirl: i mean i’ve already won
Drakethesnake: don’t be so sure
Blaiseit420: she’s probably loading the gun with ammo right now, but it’s coming to you, pansy
Lia: listen here you little bitch
Kalmal: HERE THE FUCK IT COMES YES
Drakethesnake: she’s started y e s
Blaiseit420: we are going to be BLESSED
Flowergirl: come at me, Potter, if you’re not too wussy to do it
Flowergirl: i’m ready for it
Drakethesnake: you really don’t know when to stop o h m y m e r l i n
Flowergirl: i’m just waiting for the bitch to say something
Lia: if anyone’s wussy, it’s you, Pansy. It’s in your name. And no, I’m not better than everyone, but i am better than you
Flowergirl: you were raised by fucking muggles, you aren’t even pureblood. You’re trash
Blaiseit420: n o
Flowergirl: nobody in this group even likes you, Liana. We just keep you around because it makes us look good
Blaiseit420: not fucking true
Kalmal: rt
Drakethesnake: I’m about to jump in
Flowergirl: they’re just saying that to make you feel like you have friends but we all really hate you
Lia: oh yeah, i could really feel Draco hating me when he kissed me at the Yule Ball, bitch
Lia: and i could reallllly feel Kallista and Blaise hating me when they comforted me when Sirius died
Blaiseit420: she is pulling out a l l the receipts
Blaiseit420: i’m lovin it
Lia: honestly, we just keep you around because we feel sorry for you
Flowergirl: you didn’t even fucking kiss Draco, don’t lie
Flowergirl: if you didn’t have me here, you would be nobody
Lia: are you dumb or are you stupid? I would be nobody? I’m Liana fucking Potter, you moron. I get recognized by strangers.
Blaiseit420: “are you dumb or are you stupid?” LIANA I FUCKING LOVE YOU RN
Flowergirl: people only like you because you’re close with Draco, which you shouldn’t be because you aren’t worthy
Blaiseit420: haha do not make him come for you too
Flowergirl: like he would. He loves ME
Drakethesnake: Pansy, I have never loved you in my life, and I really didn’t want to get involved but I guess I’m going to have to
Kalmal: you can’t mess with Liana without Draco getting on that ass
Lia: ^^ damn right. Draco and I are a team, Parkinson. Now, if you ever, EVER talk to me like that again, I’ll have you shaking so badly that you’ll have a REASON to be named Parkinson, bitch
Lia: the next message you send better be an apology
Blaiseit420: and then you better be worshipping the ground this fucking QUEEN walks on
Drakethesnake: ^^^
Kalmal: she’s quiet af now
Drakethesnake: what a shame
Drakethesnake: it was getting good
Lia: was it? Lmao
Kalmal: y e s
Lia: well, that was eventful, but I’m tired, so I’m going to bed, goodnight