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"Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to HAPPY WHEELS!" I watch Sean high-five his camera, neck muscles straining as he screams. "Today I'm playing with my lovely significant other, (Y/n)." He pulls my wheely chair into view and I wave as Sean pulls me into a bone-crushing hug.
"Hi guys." I giggle and kiss Sean's cheek. I know I piss off some fans, but the majority is happy for us. Besides, I love him and that’s what really matters.
Sean hands me the keyboard first. "You play a level and then I play a level. Whoever completes the run in the least amount of tries gets to post something on the other's Twitter."
"Okay, that's not fair," I protest as I start to play - but quickly fail. "You know how terrible I am at this."
Sean shrugs. "It's not my fault."
I roll my eyes and finally hand him the keyboard after ten more tries. Sean wins in one.
"One point for me! That's why they call me First Try Jack-a-boy!"
"No they don't." I giggle.
"Well they do now!" Jack clicks on a spike fall.
"Ooh I love these!" I jump off the ledge and watch as my character slowly falls forward. Suddenly the spikes zig-zag and I fall right through the middle. It lands in the finish zone and I cheer triumphantly. "Beat that, Sean!"
And he tries. The first time he jumps too far, the next not far enough. On the third try he makes it with a splat of blood and crumbs of body parts.
I laugh. "Yes! One more game, and whoever wins gets the prize."
"That sounds fair. How about a classic obstacle course? We haven't done any of those in a while." He races through, only dying three times. He smiles and turns to me, mocking my earlier words. "Beat that, (Y/n)!"
I try, but I fail. I finished the course on the fourth try. I would have beaten the level in three but I "did a stupe" as Jack would say, and ran straight into a minefield. I roll my eyes good-naturedly and hand the giggling man my phone after unlocking it. He types for a few seconds before handing me my phone back. Immediately both of our phones go off over and over. "Geez, Jack, what did you say?"
"Check for yourself."
I look back down at my phone. "Will you marry me, (Y/n)?" fills the screen. The words swim around my field of vision as I look up at him with starry eyes. "Sorry I couldn't give the big long speech. I had to get it und-"
"Yes!" I babble on and on, mind filled with bright white happiness as I throw my arms around his neck.
"Thank goodness." He chuckles. "I wasn't sure if that would work."