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taehyung got a new phone case.
and he won't stop throwing his damn phone around the classroom, saying he's "just testing out his case".
"have you tried throwing it at the board?" yoongi leans back in his chair, feet propped on his desk, munching on some potato chips.
"that's not realistic. when am I going to accidentally throw my phone at the board on the wall?" taehyung rolls his eyes, "it's more realistic that i'd drop my phone out the window,"
"taehyung," jimin rubs his temples, disappointed and not surprised that taehyung would be doing something like this. "please don't throw your phone out the window,"
"has it seriously not cracked yet?" jungkook takes taehyung's phone from his hands and inspects its every corner. "maybe i should buy myself one of these," jimin sees jungkook's cracked as fuck phone sitting on his desk and laughs. it's amazing jungkook's phone still works.
suddenly, jungkook lets taehyung's phone slip from between his fingers and fall, screen first, onto the ground. both seokjin and jimin are caught off guard and gasp, cringing when taehyung goes to pick it up and check the screen.
"hah! not cracked!" taehyung rejoices.
"seriously, can you stop doing that? i'm going to go crazy watching you people," seokjin flicks a paper ball at taehyung, but misses and hits jimin instead. "Oops, sorry,"
"just throw it out the window already. put it to the ultimate test,"
"yoongi, stop encouraging him," jimin takes the paper ball and flicks it at yoongi, hitting his chin.
taehyung doesn't need much encouragement anyway. he walks towards the window, opens it, and sticks his arm out, phone dangling from his fingers.
"taehyung..."
"bro, don't,"
"just do it already,"
"yoongi!"
it takes less than 5 seconds for taehyung's phone to strike the concrete sidewalk two floors below.
a voice travels into the classroom, and they all recognize it as hoseok's. both him and namjoon had been walking into the building after helping a teacher carry some boxes outside. everyone rushes to the window and below the boys in the classroom see namjoon and hoseok crouching over the phone.
"namjoon!" jimin calls out, "did it crack?" they watch as hoseok slowly turns the phone over.
"bro, you're so dead," jimin throws his head back, laughing loudly. jungkook smacks taehyung's back as he explodes into a fit of laughter. jin shakes his head, knowing it would end up like this, and yoongi just smirks.
taehyung stands in front of the window, blank faced, shocked his phone actually did crack (and crack badly it did) after dropping from a second story window.