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denkimeme has added im hard, Iida, kotomaki is REAL, hatsunemiku, and 14 others to the chat.
denkimeme: YOOOOOOOOO
denkimeme: RATBITCH IS GONE TURN UP
hatsunemiku: fucking finally
Iida: Please refrain from using inappropriate language!
kotomaki is REAL: fuckk yeah group chat bitchh
Alien1979: @kotomaki is REAL who are you lmao
kotomaki is REAL: midoriya lmao
Alien1979: midoriya swearing ???
the moon is a lesbian: its more likely than you think
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU ITS MAKIUMI
washi_tape: Bakubro plays love live omgg
kotomaki is REAL: FUCK YOU KACCHAN
Invisibitch: omg its getting heated up in here
Murkrow69: spicy
Yoamomo: oh my…
But That's None of My Business: midoriya found dead in miami
thrift store zuko: whats the point of this group chat
denkimeme: to celebrate the expulsion of you know who
thrift store zuko: ahh
Invisibitch: i wonder whos going to join are class now that we have a seat open
hatsunemiku: but weve always had a seat open
Invisibitch: oh how forgetful of me haha
kotomaki is REAL: i hope its shinsou !!!
im hard: ooh shit a group chat
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT THE FUCK UP WE VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT
im hard: lmao
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I HATE YOU AND THIS SHITTY GROUP CHAT
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK YOU DEKU AND YOUR SHITTY LOVE LIVE SHIPS
KING EXPLOSION MURDER has left that chat.
denkimeme: should i add him back
Yaomomo: i think it would be best to add him later
Imbuddy: omg what was that noise i heard that all the way from the common area
the moon is a lesbian: bakubaby was throwing a tantrum for some reason lmao
Alien1979: BAKUBABY
denkimeme: FUUCK HAHA
washi_tape: i dare one of you to call him that to his face
kotomaki is REAL: what would i get if i did
washi_tape: dude why would you do that you gon die bro
kotomaki is REAL: its ok bc im already dead inside
Iida: Midoriya! Are you ok?
kotomaki is REAL: lmao
Invisibitch: omg guess what i just saw!!!
Murkow69: were you stalking ppl again
Invisibitch: as a matter of fact i was not
Invisibitch: i just saw bakubaby walking with shinsou-kun!!!
hatsunemiku: pffft bakubaby
the moon is a lesbian: omg??? Did you hear what they were talking about???
Invisibitch: no i was too far away
Invisibitch: but bakubaby looked incredibly calm?
I am not a furry: maybe he was using his quirk on him
denkimeme: did you come just to talk shit about shinsou
I am not a furry: lmao what makes you think that
Kotomaki is REAL: shinsou isnt the type of person to do that tho?
Alien1979: well i thought he was pretty cool during the sports festival i wouldnt mind him joining the class
im hard: are we just gonna ignore the fact that bakubro is having a civil conversation with someone?
Invisibitch: ok now im going to stalk them
Invisibitch: wish me luck guys
But That’s None of My Business: good luck i hope bakubaby doesnt kill you
kotomaki is REAL: ganbaruby
hatsunemiku: midoriya plss
kotomaki is REAL: ;(
denkimeme: its too dangerous dont go
Invisibitch: i must do what i have to do
Invisibitch: if i dont come back alive pls tell uraraka that im love her
the moon is a lesbian: :0
the moon is a lesbian: i love you too baby pls dont die
denkimeme: hurry up i wanna know whats going on
Invisibitch: hold on im not that fast!
Invisibitch: ok imma start texting again once i get closer brb
Iida: I would just like to remind everyone that we have English homework due tomorrow
im hard: oh shit i totally forgot
Alien1979: aahhhh me too!
denkimeme: @im hard @Alien1979 @washi_tape come to my room and we can work on it together
im hard: omw
Alien1979: hell yeah boiii
washi_tape: *nyooms to your room*
thrift store zuko: whoops i fell asleep…
kotomaki is REAL: lmao dude
the moon is a lesbian: when will my gf return from war?
I am not a furry: she gon die ;(
the moon is a lesbian: noooo
Yaomomo: @hatsunemiku do you know where my notebook is?
Yaomomo: oh sorry wrong gc
the moon is a lesbian: OwO whats this?
Yaomomo: plss dont
hatsunemiku: i think kaminari has it
Yaomomo: hmm ok
the moon is a lesbian: OWO WHATS THIS?
hatsunemiku: look at what youve done @yaomomo
Yaomomo: im sorry ;(((
Invisibitch: AAAAAAAHHH OMG
the moon is a lesbian: ARE YOU OK??
Invisibitch: IM FINE BUT SHINSOU AND BAKUBABY ARE HOLDING HANDS!!!
the moon is a lesbian: WHHHHAAAAAAT
Yaomomo: well that was unexpected
hatsunemiku: thats the understatement of the year
kotomaki is REAL: huh…
thrift store zuko: omg midoriya s dead
the moon is a lesbian: @invisibitch WHAT ARE THEY SAYING???
Invisibitch: oh! Shinsou just said that daddy-sensei told him he was gonna join our class
Yaomomo: im scared to ask but who is daddy-sensei?
kotomaki is REAL: aizawa-sensei
the moon is a lesbian: oh worm?
hatsunemiku: trading a bad purple boy in for a good one
Iida: PLEASE DO NOT CALL AIZAWA-SENSEI DADDY!!!!!!!!!
kotomaki is REAL: lmao iida got mad
Iida: He was my babysitter, so it is very weird to see you call him daddy.
the moon is a lesbian: he used to babysit you???
the moon is a lesbian: how?
Iida: He is friends with my brother. They met back when they went to U.A. together.
Invisibitch: do you have any embarrassing stories of him?
Iida: Yes. But I promised him I would not tell anyone in our class.
kotomaki is REAL: well texting isnt talking soooo
hatsunemiku: yeah get him midoriya
the moon is a lesbian: iiiiiidddaaaaaa kuuuun
Iida: I HAVE WORK TO DO SO I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL LATER!
hatsunemiku: aww you guys scared him off
Invisibitch: I AM RUNNING HELP
the moon is a lesbian: whats wrong babe?
Invisibitch: I THINK BAKUBABY HEARD ME SO IM RUNNING AWAY
Invisibitch: also bakubaby makes little explosions when hes embarrassed
hatsunemiku: what was he embarrassed about
Invisibitch: SHINSOU KISSED HIM
the moon is a lesbian: THEY ARE DATING
Invisibitch: OK IMMA STOP TEXTING NOW!!! GOTTA RUN!!!
Yaomomo: omg i hope bakubaby doesnt kill her
hatsunemiku: lmao bakubaby
Kinky: i dont even want to know whats going on
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