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[The New East]
onibugi: minhyun
onibugi: why is your friend messaging me?
onibugi: *forwarded 7 messages*
seonhose: hey did it hurt
seonhose: when u fell frm heaven
KJH: sorry who is this?
seonhose: just some1 who thinks u shouldnt walk past any1
seonhose: cos ud steal their breath away
KJH: wait are you seonho from minhyuns club?
seonhose: yes but i can be urs too ;)
roomba: oh god.
roomba: what did he do...
roomba: sorry j i think he took your number from my phone.
roomba: you remember guanlin? seonhos his best friend.
roomba: he does this sometimes to the some of the seniors he meets and becomes attached to.
roomba: dw hes harmless (i think...)
onibugi: yeah i know
onibugi: i might have been um
onibugi: talking to him
roomba: jonghyun!
roomba: what if you got the wrong person??
roomba: you could have gotten hurt!
roomba: kidnapped!
roomba: you need to be safer on the internet!!
onibugi: yeah but you know him
onibugi: and he’s cute
onibugi: like a little brother
roomba: oh boy...
roomba: hes going to love hearing that.
onibugi: why do i feel like you're being sarcastic?
onibugi: minhyun?
onibugi: oh yeah ignore me i feel so loved
donghost: lol
donghost: feels bad for seonho
donghost: :rip: