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"I told you to stop doing that," Jungkook complained for the nth time.
"But Kookie, he's staring at her for a long time already. That could ruin my chances for him," Jihyun complained.
Jungkook sighed. As much as he knows how he couldn't stop her stalking, he still can't help scolding her.
The duo was in the classroom listening to boring English class. Students were sleeping, only a few were paying attention, and his seatmate/neighbor/stalker was busy staring at her all-time crush basketball MVP Min Yoongi while the latter was flirting at the girl beside him.
Mrs. Kim drawled on about adverbs and adjectives but it seemed like she was only talking to the students at the front row.
Jihyun finally broke her gaze on Yoongi and glared at Jungkook. "Why haven't you introduced us yet?"
Jungkook looked back with bewilderment. "What do you mean? You never asked," he shrugged.
She facepalmed and said, "But it was implied since the beginning of the term, wasn't it, Kookie?"
He glared at her more. "Don't call me Kookie, stalker. And I'm just saving myself from embarrassment if I introduced Yoongi to an idiot," he smirked.
Jihyun hit the back of his head. "I have decent grades, you jerk. And I'm not a stalker. Anyway, I know Yoongi will come to like me if we were introduced. So come up with a plan already."
Jungkook sighed. This girl is impossible. He ignored the lass as she continued to gawk at the pale athlete.
After a few minutes of trying to listen to the lesson, he felt someone poking his sides.
"What do you want now?" He scowled at her. He was definitely not in the mood.
"Okay, so I just thought of a plan. Why don't we–"
"Shut up, poop."
"No, I swear this is easy I–"
"Nope, I'm not listening," he tried covering his ears.
"Will you please just–"
"Stop bothering me, or else–"
"Or else, what? What is Kookie gonna do?" Jihyun changed her voice to a higher pitch and continued to mock him.
"Aww, our baby Kookie is mad now, isn't he? What's wong Koowkie? Do you have a booboo?" She laughed haughtily.
He frowned at the words "baby Kookie" and whispered so only she could hear, "Shut up or I'll kiss you."
Jihyun suddenly stopped her mockery and raised her eyebrows at him. "You? Kiss a girl? I knew you since middle school, child, and you shit your pants when you see girls let alone kiss them. I would like to see–"
She was unable to continue her statement when a hand grabbed the back of her head and pulled her forward. Jungkook pushed her seat a little so she wouldn't fall and dipped his lips to hers.
It was only for a few seconds but it felt like hours when he finally released her. Nobody seemed to notice the little action that happened at the back of the room.
Jungkook smirked as he stared at a dazed Jihyun and proceeded to copy some notes. It was becoming too silent for a while so he glanced to see what she was doing. He was surprised to see her staring back at him but her face was as red as a tomato and he couldn't help but chuckle at the thought that he was the cause of it.
"So you're not bothering me now?" he grinned.
"Shut up," she hissed.
"Or what? Are you gonna kiss me too?" he was really enjoying this turn of events.
"You will take responsibility," she spat out.
He tried to control his laughter. Responsibility? What the hell was this girl talking about?
"You will not get pregnant with that," he mused.
She sent daggers at him and shrilled, "You. Will. Take. Responsibility."
"I repeat you're not gonna get pregnant with just a kiss."
She sighed. And scooted closer to him sending shivers to his spine with their distance.
"You kissed me first and there will be more. I will get pregnant eventually after getting married, of course. So you will take responsibility."
Jungkook widened his eyes with what she said but before she turned back to her position he gave her a quick peck and pinched her cheeks earning him a hit on the head.
"Gladly." He shuts her up again.