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Eat me, Call me (Just please notice me)

Summary:

From soft stans with intense heavy capslock messages saying i love yous and caring sweet reminders of don't skip meals to hard stans yelling spank me daddy and—

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: EAT ME INSTEAD OPPA

Sure, Jimin is at the latter half of Yoongi stans.

 

(Or where Yoongi a famous rapper who started a live on Instagram and Jimin does his best to get Yoongi notice him)

Notes:

My writing is rusty and i've just been out of my grave (i honestly now forgot how to english. Rip grammar). i dunno if someone will still read this but kudos and comments are highly appreciated!

It's a bit rushed because i'll be out for 4 days and this idea has been rotting on my drafts and my goal before 2017 ends is to write another drabble so yeah. I hope y'all enjoy! :)

Chapter Text

Jimin is almost out of his mind. Almost losing his cool.

 

He could've already make himself die on a pile of neglected homeworks and projects and be the first one to have a record of school shits as a cause of death. His teacher in Calculus made them answer the whole book (which honestly Jimin didn't know how to solve a single problem of it), then his Philosophy professor made them sketch a face of a philosopher for their project add up a shit ton of homework in General Mathematics and a Biology and Chemistry exam tomorrow to review with. Jimin have only the slightest patience and will to do shits all in the same time, until a light have shed him from despair, saving him at least from this gruesome night.

He wished it was Namjoon to help him with Math but Yoongi going live on Instagram will at least bring happiness to this day (responsibilities neglected, again).

 

He'll say he wasn't obsessed with his fave rapper, if stumbling through the books and tripped over the cable wire of his charger on his side to grab his phone out of the electric socket was one indication, no, Jimin isn't really that a fanatic.

 

He have been a fan more or less than 4 years enough to drag his best friend, Taehyung to love him as much as he loves the idol but mostly Taehyung's been hyping up with Yoongi's music especially the Cypher series rather than Jimin who have accumulated fond feelings towards the rapper like all fangirls should be and Taehyung— even though he wholeheartedly supports his best friend, he still thinks it's absurd.

 

The flash of satisfying interchanging colors from red, pink to purple around Yoongi's icon with a bold 'LIVE' below it tempted Jimin to click it right away. Looking around to convince him to study rather than hype up with his idol, the sight of the books itself scattered on the floor made him click Yoongi's icon without hesitation and left his gaze off his academic hardbounds. Y'all can wait. Yoongi can't.

 

So soon as he have tapped to view Yoongi's live he squealed like someone have stepped on his foot even though he haven't seen the idol's face on his screen.

 

"Tone it down, Fangirl! I'm memorizing!" A shout from the neighborhood interrupted, Jimin knew it was only Jin, but his fanboying ass won't be sorry because he knew he's just out there calling Namjoon on the phone being gross like a newly wed couple.

 

He went to look back at his phone and noticed he have been the ten thousandth fan to join and sure the left side of the screen scrolls up faster as comments kept coming even though Yoongi wasn't on the range of his camera.

 

So before he hyperventilates he texted Taehyung that Yoongi have started a live for the first time and that his imaginary ovaries are exploding and what could jimin expect from his very supportive best friend?

 

TaeTae
Bruuh, chill.
11:30

 

Very supportive, indeed.

 

So he went back to Yoongi's live and finally his face is seen on the screen as if looking back directly at Jimin (when he just know Yoongi is looking directly on his camera than the screen but let Jimin live his fanboy life). It takes a shit ton amount of self restraint and internal screaming to stop himself from waking up the whole dorm tenants at this godly hour.

The comments rising faster than his grades unfortunately covers half of the video live, and Yoongi starts to notice the comments rolling and sometimes read it to eradicate the silence.

 

"I don't know how this works so sorry for not appearing for like a minute or so," Yoongi started and Jimin was about to comment, "IT'S OKAY BABE, YOU GOING LIVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS." but everyone might have the same mind as Jimin when all of the comments says, "it's okay" "we don't mind" "it doesn't matter".

 

So Jimin just shuts it and listens to Yoongi instead.

 

He wasn't much paying attention to what Yoongi was saying because he starts to scrutinize the idol's surroundings. Yoongi's most likely to be in his studio as seen from a lot of V lives and pictures spread across the internet. He's sitting on his couch just beside his state of the art security system door and some figures atop the shelves above his head. He's wearing casual clothes off the black palette and his hair a soft fading baby blue color. He will always be someone who can pull off any weird and vibrant hair color and still make Jimin's heart combust with fondness.

 

Jimin went back to Yoongi's ranting when he leaned forward, being silent for a while as he looks at the screen. "Y'all keep telling me I love you and you're handsome nonstop, tell me things I never know."

 

Jimin smiled at the rapper's sassy remark. One that swoon a lot of girl including Jimin that he can't get himself to be annoyed on the idol's cockiness more over get him all whipped with his words and confidence.

 

He braced himself with a flood of comments mentioning the things Yoongi didn't knew as what he have asked which Jimin then decided to join in and typed,

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: YOONMIN EXIST. I'M YOUR LONG LOST HUSBAND

 

Which Jimin knew would be unnoticed and die down with the amount of comments coming in per second. Yoongi smiles at the comments and Jimin hopes he at least gets a glimpse of his first ever comment and at least have read it, internalized it and processes it in his idol's brain sparing a second to notice it.

 

"Yoongi I know you have read our ship name now I feel blessed." Jimin mumbles as he still watches Yoongi's reaction from his phone.

 

"Wow there's a lot commenting, I can't keep up." Blame your famous ass for that. "And I didn't expect to have fanboys around. Hi to you all."

 

And Jimin didn't try to hide his happiness and squeaked earning a loud thump from the wall to shut up. He bit his comforter and searched for his phone that have unconsciously thrown and been lost on his messy bed and resumed screaming but now muffled with cloth slowly dumped with his own spit.

 

"Anyways, It's already midnight and I just finished doing some beats. I haven't eaten anything, actually." And there goes another wave of sweet reminders and thoughtful messages to not skip meals and please eat something but Jimin begs to differ.

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: EAT ME INSTEAD OPPA

 

Jimin didn't know if he's seeing this right but Min. Fucking. Yoongi just smirked and he wish it was because of his comment.

 

He scream into his pillow like a teenage girl in love and he swears he heard Jin's footsteps near his front door.

 

"Yah tone it down I have exams to pass tomorrow! Let me at least live for once!" He just shouted back an apology for reply and swears why didn't they make the wall have thick insulations.

 

Going back, Yoongi is still seating on the couch eyeing at his phone probably reading the passing by comments.

 

Jin have already went back to his room with him shutting the door audibly. The audacity, man. And he remembered it was everyone's final examination tomorrow. Sure Jin is stressing himself up with Human Genetics and Biology subjects and look at Jimin being the most relaxed man on the tightest time of the semester. All thanks to Yoongi, of course.

 

Through frustration, Jimin left a message again.

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: you should consider yourself lucky that I choose you more than my math assignments and my finals.

 

Yoongi had his eyebrows knitted as he was still intently looking at his own screen. "Y'all should be studying for exams I might be the cause of your failing grades. And answer your assignments."

 

And Jimin almost forgot how to breathe. He clutches his phone tight, Yoongi's voice still echoing through his ears. That was Jimin's comment being noticed. His love of his life have just noticed him. I can now die happy. I can already throw myself out of the window now.

 

Jimin immediately presses the home button and texts his best friend before he lets up an uproar that maybe the whole tenants would come knocking at his door and plaster a duct tape around his mouth to shut him up.

 

 

I think I'm dreaming. Is this all real?
Sent. 12:01

TaeTae
Don't do drugs, Jiminie. Go to sleep
12:01

Hey tell me. Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Sent. 12:02

TaeTae
Wtf is that Bohemian Rhapsody?  Are you drunk? Are your math classes that hard to make you nuts? Should I send help?
12:03

TAETELLMETHISISNTREAL
Sent. 12:03

TaeTae
Chim just tell me what the fuck just happened.
12:03

MIN FUCKING YOONGI JUST NOTICED ME
Sent. 12:03

TaeTae
So?
12:04

DONT EVER COME NEAR ME OR TALK TO ME THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER
Sent. 12:04

 

Jimin went back to Yoongi's live and he just missed a lot of monologues from him. Mostly now he talks about how his day went and answers some typical fan questions. He still haven't gotten over the fact that Yoongi. A.k.a Agust D, a famous rapper idol, paved his way to stardom for his undeniable talent have just noticed his stray comment from the sea of other messages for him. What good could've he made in his past life to be this lucky?

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: you just noticed me. I think i'm dying.

 

In an instance, Yoongi read his comment out loud enough for him and all the other ten thousand fans have joined his live to hear and know that Park Jimin's nonsense message have reached Min Yoongi.

 

He is gonna die if he still watches this live and throw comments to have replies to be thrown back at him.

 

"Hey don't die on me." And Jimin have clutched his chest to ease the throbbing of his heart, on the verge of having a heart attack from all this interactions. "You'll be missing out my next mixtape if you die this early."

 

And as much as Jimin wanted to dramatize the unimaginable replies directed at him, he hyped up with everyone with the unexpected announcement that made an uproar to the comment section moving faster than earlier.

 

Jimin can't contain all emotions at bay, now typing incoherent things and sometimes smashing his fingers unto his keyboard because probably his comments will be down with a lot of other comments and as if Yoongi would pay much attention to it.

 

He knows he should be leaving Instagram, turn off his phone and get his ass to study to pass his subjects but no, his mind and heart wouldn't allow himself to leave Yoongi when he's still not finished. But as if Yoongi have heard Jimin's internal debate, he stands up and the background location turns blur into the audden movement and now Yoongi is walking out of his studio to go somewhere.

 

"It's already getting late and I think I've keep you late too. I'm gonna grab something to eat like you'll said so go answer your assignments and review for your exams tomorrow after I end this." Yoongi reminds and Jimin never typed so fast before Yoongi ends his video live.

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: CALL ME +82 11 XXXX XXXX

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: AND BLESS ME FOR MY EXAMS TOMORROW

 

Yoonmin4lyfe: B4 I FORGOT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

 

For the last time Yoongi takes his time glancing at his phone and smiled, finally waving his hand to end the live. "Bye,"

 

Like the darkness bound to cover Jimin back again and the gloom aura of school requirements creeps into him, he sighed and went back to his study table to finally deal with all his neglected responsibilities. And when Jimin have struck the motivation to do it at last, his phone vibrated and somehow he wants to ignore it because it'll be just Taehyung sending his fiftieth message to him but he hopes Yoongi have saved his number on the last minute.

 

So he checks it out and that's when Jimin have fell on his seat and laid on the floor unconscious, or maybe had a heart attack— no one knows, now all he knew he'll fuck up his exams tomorrow or maybe ends up in the hospital, he doesn't care because Min fucking Yoongi just texted him.

 

+82 16 XXXX XXXX
Don't leave your phone number publicly, you could've just dm-ed me on my twitter
-yoongi
Seen. 12:41

 

+82 16 XXXX XXXX
If you think I might be trolling you, here's a pic ;)

 ;)

 

 

"Oh my God! Jimin are you okay?!"

 

"Someone please call an ambulance someone just fainted!!!"