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"you just won the lotto of death"
"whats the prize
"...."
"death"
who has glue
no
those pants we bought from the shop, tHEYRE NOT REAL.
youre not ciocia, I AM CIOCIA
*translation* youre not my aunt, I AM MY AUNT
i can write your name ciocia
my eyes arent open, theyre dead
can you write my name and my mummy and daddy and my house
*dominik talking to cinka, a cat* "hello cinka! you've been sleeping in my room all day!"
*kirsten’s mum* "she's the only person who'll sleep with you."
i just smashed my entire eyebrow in the door
"didn't you date someone once?"
"yeah for like two days"
"bitch i've had relationships for longer than that and i'm a slut"
you guys can touchtype but i can touch write
"how many $1 cookies can you buy for $10?"
"30!"
"you know what else is lava"
"my dick"
"lava!"
"I AM NOT POLAND"
"you are now"
stop sensually stroking your foot
you can't disagree with human anatomy
i have unlocked the slushie guys tHE SLUSHIE GUYS ARE UNLOCKED
i don't want wrg i want media ass
i'm changing my name to "why won't you accept my pineapple"
who the fuck is josh dun's abs
did you just say "i'm aggressive in the pants section?"
we just exported dylan
if you want to play with your cock, that's fine
punch him in the dick oh no he don't have one
clouds go nyoom
it's not offensive she didn't hear it
kirsten is my bag now
your sleeve is not my bag
spoon or spooze nobody knows
you look like an american kardashian nanny
i'm not a soccer mum i'm a cool mum
"what do i have next"
"one of em"
gets stabbed "fuck you man"
behead him that'll make him mad
bean's trying to kick me... bean just kicked me
bean do accept the cronch, the thicc or the thicc cronch
the thicc cronch is the handsome cronch
neck hair is delicious
i would just shout into the abyss and hope somebody answers me
"is kissing laptops a straight thing?"
"yes"
it's just jesus
the manila effect: you think he's in the folder but nope he's not there
i wish there was a font for nicholas cage's voice
adam snadler
no beans for arm day
twey
voldetorty
it's an angry mountain doggo
my base is the chickfern
b is for better than average
whispering in your mouth
we are the eyes of the heck
man i sure do love being punched in the kidney feels great
hOLLY DONT ABUSE HIM THATS MY JOB
easy can take off
optus is santa
i want to become a full adult and buy a juice box
demisexuals are nepal
i'm not giving a josh to nepal
all i can see is molester moon
periwinkle dust mop
room temperature raisin
i thought you said you lost your dick. do you want it back?
sometimes i watch movies and im like HAH BITCH HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU
titanic? more like airtanic
we should should record some behind the scenes vids and most of them would be us fighting each other TO THE DEATH
a wit is a penis, darling
platoo
lick the stick
chicago but with hamlet but with eggs
breathe with your face
the air con hot
"live happily ever after with the bountiful humour" well it's not funny
"does anyone have whiteout?"
"no but i have depression"
"so what do you guys think the budget for frozen was?"
"20 bucks"
give me my dickogram
i'm gay boy not a lid
you stole my all of bag
go buy pens
i didn't know jesus was a denim shoe
jesus wears denim. jeansus
did you just say who's got nut wax
"how do you move ???"
"I DONT"
i got lungs but i don't got teeth
the universe has added the sun to the chat. kirsten has blocked the sun.
gobal warning
i'm not even ladies
your problems don't matter you're small
"you have a boyfriend?"
"yeah"
"what's his name?"
"uhhhhh"
did jordan just say where's my daddy
why does it have one nosehole that's weird
"you could climb onto the roof if you wanted to. don't climb onto the roof."
"i'll second that"
we need to get lochlan a sugar daddy
it is many french word
does it look like there's any sits
he's wearing socks with thongs. is that even legal in school??
that is just the right amount of leg
roses are red,,,,,,,,,, ah fuck
mchairy sounds like a shitty scottish wrestler
just take your pants off ??
oh no! you just destroyed mount everest
what cows do udders have
YOU HAD ONE JOB AND YOU FUCKED UP TWO
flim
"tv, film, sport, food, fashion or technology"
"neither"
country music is gay culture
you were gay and now you're fighting someone
"no i need you as a friend"
"well thanks but i don't need you"
five second spoon
"jshrocs"
"jish rocks?"
"is that tyler joseph"
none of these fellas are straight
you don't need nipples to milk an almond
i didn't sign up for fifty shades of the purge
abcdefgqrstuvwxyz i got bored halfway through
yOURE INSECURE DONT KNOW WHAT FOR abcdef qrstuz i don't know that song
tuxedo haemorrhage
20 miles per hour of dad
[our school's name] more like bean
i wanna lick it
i'm caressing the bean
they're not real people they're children
neck is not boobs
ooh yodelling!
that was an aggressive kiss
why does this tape measure have a kid that's a bird
i am billy ray cyrus on drugs
dan and phil and phil
i want to die painfully
comdey
the rumour come out: does romeo is bitch
wow the slides are so colourful miss
just like my heart
squite
the media room is gay culture
i read divide as daddy
i regret your exorcism
anime kookaburra
my scissors are making me lizards
it's comic sans but like,,,,,,,,, w i d e
i almost spelled cage with an h
hannah monata
north nuke korean
15 is for kirsten
i'm very trying
frohnt
you are many married
back in my day we would only graffiti the love of jesus
shakira yodelling in the distance
i’m the mazing
a parade of middle fingers
defence against the dark ass
a parade of fuck you
questionable sausage with limbs
IM NOT STANDING IM CASUALLING
ass journal
a low quality hair
i am a low quality questionable sausage with limbs
nipple sausage
die with pals: the sequel to suicide squad
10 or 30
don’t die in my classroom i’ll get in trouble
notable ancient christmas
i would gladly drink heroin
shrink the clones not clone the shrinks
everything is a dildo if you try hard enough
"what are you doing?"
"broomin"
"you just got bamboozled"
"no i got confuseled"
i have been abandoned by my friendships
did you just say scare some steaks?
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GAY
it’s time for today’s round of “is bean’s head flat enough?”
millennials, are they
my hairs are super leggy
that mannequin’s got abs
sexually oos
phartsmone
because... boat
polyamorous air freshner
it is so cold my dick hairs are turning into pubesicles
a distant bean
dildo o’brien
what’s his name? oh yeah god
you gotta break your legs for satan
THE PUSSY SLAYER HAS ARRIVED
mr gay glitter kinky man is the opposite of mr happy tomato man
boom boom is sexually jackets the song
don’t wear thrasher shirts if you can’t fit a skateboard up your ass
it’s the illuminati with legs
i saw your shoulders jiggling through the window and i wanted to die
squash
-silence-
it’s fake potatoes
i would buy foundation if my skin wasn’t a piece of dick
you’re just legs
i’m a dab making a difference
screamshorts
darren, it’s a stop-baby-pill
too much neck
i love being an alcoholic dog father