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010-68XX-XXXX:
ya
i did it
i blew him
you better get me that damn game
Satan:
I'm sorry you did what now?
010-68XX-XXXX:
i did the bet!!
u said you'd get me the new persona game if i blew kim mingyu
Satan :
Oh
Oh my
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number?
010-68XX-XXXX:
ya choi minki
you better not b fuckin w me
my jaw did not go slack for nothing
Satan:
I'm afraid I'm not kidding?
010-68XX-XXXX:
ya!!!
if u didnt want 2 get me the game in teh first place then u shldv just told me !!!
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010-13XX-XXXX:
dude i heard u blew kim mingyu???
nice
cant believe u actually did that 4 a game
if all i needed was 2 bribe u into getting a sex life i shoudlve done this sooner
Asshat:
wait what
minki???
010-13XX-XXXX:
yea???
did u fukin restore ur damn phone again
i kEEP TELLING U its all those damn games u download
Asshat:
OH SHIT
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Satan:
Like I've been telling you, you've got the wrong person
Unless your friend looks like me or I miraculously have a friend with a sex life, you've got the wrong number
010-68XX-XXXX:
OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY
I KNOW I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM M Y FR IEND
IM SO SOS OSRY RY
also ur hot ? ? ? ?
k im so sorry again iLL LEAVE THIS EARTH NOW GBYE
Satan:
Please don't suddenly just leave the Earth???
Also, just out of curiosity, what in the world happened?
010-68XX-XXXX:
oh my friend and i made a bet that if i could blow this one guy
he'd get me a new game for my ps4
Satan:
Oh I had actually meant how did you get our numbers mixed up but
Well, you go through rather far lengths for a game now don't you?
010-68XX-XXXX:
OH SLJGAL;SKDJGALS;KDF
my phone just got reformatted cause i had to fix things since i download 2 mny games
so like i thought i remembered my bff's number by heart buT APPARENTLY NOT
AGAIN, WILL DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH NOW TNX
Satan:
Again, please don't.
But also oh, right. So are you getting your game then?
010-68XX-XXXX:
oh yea lmao apparently he just wanted me 2 have a sex life
like um just bc u have one???
but well its not like its anything new i guess
Satan:
That's....nice, I guess?
Well then, Mr....bet winner?
It was lovely speaking to you
Though it's a shame I don't know what you look like
Doesn't seem like a fair trade off
010-68XX-XXXX:
MR BET WINNER.......
im jr btw
also oH im sry do u want me 2 send a selfie in exchange im so sry abt that
i promise i wont do anything w or 2 ur face
Satan:
That's very....concerning.
Yes, please
Just to level the playing field, I suppose
It was my mistake to immediately send a photo of my face, anyway
But it would be nice to put a face to this bet winner I'm talking to
010-68XX-XXXX:
well at least u know mr bet winner's name
but also ok fine here u go im sry i cant b as photogenic as u
i dont take selfies ok im sry
Satan:
You don't have to be!!
You look nice. Nice eyebrows.
Also, just call me Min
010-68XX-XXXX:
thanks?????
nice face?????
!!! that was meant 2 b enthusiastic
anywy ok min it was nice talkin 2 u again im so sorry 4 this
Satan:
Again, you don't have to be!
It was quite interesting
A nice study break, if you will
Anyway, got to go back to hitting the books
Talk to you later
? I'm sorry, don't know how to end a conversation it seems
010-68XX-XXXX:
oh lmao dont worry me 2 i kinda just let it die
but also oaky good luck w ur studies!!
i hope u dont die lmao ttyl!!
( Save 010-68XX-XXXX as JR? [Yes] or [No] )
( Rename Satan to Not Satan? [Yes] or [No] )
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( Save 010-13XX-XXXX as Satan? [Yes] or [No] )
Asshat:
hooleeeyyyy fckn shite minki icb what just happened
Satan:
u just blew kim mingyu thats what happened
but anyway so whats the game??? stop leaving me on read u asshole
Asshat:
no okay ohmygod its so bad but also???
hsi face !!!!!!!
wru i need 2 tell u in person
also i need 2 show u his face DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
Satan:
oh damn u used damn like five times
im by the bench outside plato hall
damn son what happened 2 u
Asshat:
probs the best thing 2 evr happen 2 me
n my unfortunate circumstance of havin 2 reformat my phone
like evry five months
— ———
A Minhyun:
The most interesting thing happened to me
Jisoo H:
it can't be that interesting but
what is it
A Minhyun:
Someone mistakenly texted me
And told me about their sex life
Jisoo H:
okay fair enough that's interesting
tell me more
A Minhyun:
This person mistakenly messaged me thinking I was their friend
With whom they made a bet with
The bet was that he'd blow this guy in exchange for a game
And he did
Jisoo H:
ok well i can't see why he couldn't just buy the game for himself
but alright then
and?
A Minhyun:
And?
That's it
That's the story
Jisoo H:
omg
you didn't even bother to find out if they're cute or not?
or if they even got the game in the first place
when did this happen
A Minhyun:
Last night
Also they're cute.
Person's a he so safe to assume they're not straight
But to each their own
Don't know if they got the game though
Jisoo H:
alright, to each their own
but also you thought he was cute? that rarely ever happens
how cute is he
A Minhyun:
Well he has a fairly decent face
Jisoo H:
oh god that means he's a 10
did you talk to him more?
A Minhyun:
What?
No
Why would I?
Jisoo H:
omg pls talk to him u need this in ur life
A Minhyun:
Was that Jeonghan
Tell your boyfriend I'm too busy for his antics
Jisoo H:
this ain't an antic!!!
also u kno u need this omg just talk to him do u even know his name
A Minhyun:
If it's not an antic then what is it?
Also, yes, I do
Or well, it's a nickname I guess
Told me to call him JR
Jisoo H:
lmao what is he in 5th grade
also its called advice u need to put urself out there!!
he's right, hyung
for once i agree
A Minhyun:
First of all, you agree on a lot of things
Don't make it seem like such a big deal
Also use your own phone, Jeonghan
Second of all, I'm busy!
Jisoo H:
no itd be too tiring to text u both im next to jisoo anywy whats the point
also!! u cant always use that excuse
he's right
again
it's not like we're telling you to go and get yourself into a relationship
just...meet new people, i guess
A Minhyun:
I can make friends just fine
I have no reason to text him, anyway
The conversation ended already it's been a day
Jisoo H:
so??? sometimes i dont reply to jisoo for like 3 days n were in a relationship
that's true
also maybe message him and ask about the game? if he got it?
for the bet, i mean
oooo nice idea do that!! just b all nonchalant abt it
hehe big word
A Minhyun:
Could the both of you please stop using the same phone
I'm getting a headache
Not surprising since I'm talking to you two but anyway
Fine, if it'll get you two to shut up
If he doesn't reply that's the end of it
If the conversation ends again that's the end of it
Deal?
Jisoo H:
deal!!
from the both of us
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Not Satan:
Hey
Sorry for messaging you out of the blue
Just wanted to ask, again out of curiosity
Did you get the game?
JR:
ooooooh hey!
its totes fine im not busy anyway
also no not yet!!
minki
my friend who lost the bet
told me he'll get it this weekend im excited
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Asshat:
HE MESSAGED ME
WHAT DO I DO
Satan:
hot wrong number dude?
talk to him and be chill???
Asshat:
ur not helping omg
IDK WHAT TO SAY
Satan:
well what did he msg u abt?
Asshat:
the bet
asked if i got the game alrdy
Satan:
then just talk about that?
talk about hobbies or smth idk
idk man its either sexting or nothing w me u know this
if u want tips on that i can help
Asshat:
ur so fckn useless icb were friends
i NEED new friends holy shit
Satan:
why dont u befriend mingyu :~)
got well acquainted w his lil buddy down there already anyway :^)
Asshat:
shut the FUC K UP
U DID THIS TO ME
but anywy okAY fine ill try
Satan:
do ur best sweetie im rooting for u!!
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Not Satan:
That's nice
What game did you plan on getting? Persona?
What's that about
JR:
ohhhh my it's persona 5 and its super cool
its abt heart thieves and the metaverse and these cool personas living inside u
wow i did not...i cant explain myself well omg im so sry
Not Satan:
No need to apologise! It's fine :)
That sounds interesting
If I had the time I would've loved to check that out and play
JR:
oooo yea u mentioned studying last night 2
r u super busy w it? it aint test season or anythin right
AM I BEING ANNOYING IM SRY ILL LEAVE
Not Satan:
No!
You're fine
I'm the one who messaged you first, remember?
But yes, I'm preparing to enter law school so I'm trying to make sure I get good marks before I graduate
Aiming for Latin honours
JR:
damn son u must b super smart
cant relate tho
only thing i can read w/o dying would b manga
Not Satan:
Yes, it does require a lot of reading
But that's fine, I like it anyway
I'm not super smart or anything, I just have to make sure I work hard
Which is why I'm always in the library, rotting
JR:
poor u!!
u need a break smtms omg
that probs aint good 4 u ??? poor brain ?? ?
being overworkd n stuff
bUT WELL PROBS NOT MY PLACE TO TELL U THIS IM SRY
Not Satan:
You really have to stop apologising for everything
It's fine, I take breaks
I'm on my break right now
JR:
n iM BOTHERING U im sry
omg im sry 4 sayng sorry
iM SORRY FOR THAT TOO
omg im
Not Satan:
It's fine!! :)
You're not bothering me
In fact, I was bored
Which is why I ended up messaging you
So if anyone's bothering anyone, it's me
JR:
omg ur not a bother im totes free msg me anytime!!
ur bored i guess
or like ur on a break??
pre-law students have it hard huh
Not Satan:
Can't say it's easy
But well, what do you study then? If you don't mind me asking
Or are you not a student? You seemed young from your photo so I just assumed
JR:
omg no its totes fine yea im a student!! im like 23 wbu??
fine arts major hehe
its hard smtms when theres no inspiration but well its what i do
only thing im good at too
i wanted 2 b a manga artist when i was a kid so i kinda...just tried...
not vry good tho but i try!!
Not Satan:
Oh that's interesting!
A manga artist!
That's nice, you're doing something you like :)
Also, I'm 23 too
JR:
guess were friends then!!
omg or is that like
im sry im like just a random person messaging u idk if i shouldve said were friends
but like yea its nice!! r u not in pre-law cuz u want to??
Not Satan:
That's totally fine
Friends :)
Also, my parents sort-of pushed me into it
But I do find it interesting at least so that's fine
JR:
oooo great great!!
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A Minhyun:
I'm running out of topics what do I do now
Jisoo H:
i thought if the convo died its over???
hmmmm
but well did you talk about hobbies already? that's always a good topic
OR SEND HIM A PIC OF UR FACE no one can hate ur face
A Minhyun:
Subtle reminder that you do have your own phone, Jeonghan
But alright, I'll take your advice then
Since I already did the first time around
I'm holding you two responsible for this
Jisoo H:
lay off me it aint my fault we always 2gthr
its called beING IN A RELATIONSHIP
we're not always together that's not what it means
but also alright. best of luck, hyung!
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JR:
so whatre u up 2 now!!
if u dont mind me asking??
uhhh like idk r u still on break
Not Satan:
No, I just got out of the library
Walking home
JR:
NICE
i mean like thats nice ur takin a break break
or like ur done 4 2day i mean
Not Satan:
Yeah
For once I finished before midnight
JR:
OMG bet that aint good 4 u
but also ok i feel
y do we hav it so hard
n we aint even a legit part of society yet im tERRIFIED
Not Satan:
Aren't we all?
It's going to be fine, though
So long as we try hard enough
Anyway, I'm going to revise for a few hours before I sleep
Talk to you some other time?
JR:
:O i thought u were done 4 the night!!
but anywy oakyyy
again im alwys free!
ttyl i hope revision dont take too long :~(
fighting!!
Not Satan:
Cute.
Thanks
Good night! :)
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Asshat:
noooOooOooooOOOOOO
Satan:
o u messed up already??
that was fast
Asshat:
WRONG
maybe
i hope
but anywy nooo like he sent another selfie n even when half of his face was covered he looked good
HOW
so liike i sent one back as like a fighting!! or whatever
omg im so lame ex cU SE ME IMMA EXIT THIS EARTH
Satan:
OK CHILL
im sure it aint that bad
try again tmrw?
at least i hope u were cute in the selfie
Asshat:
well he said 'Cute' so
Satan:
o maybe u rly diDNT mess up as badly as i thought
good luck, friend
hmu if u need sext tips
Asshat:
GOODNIGHT MINKI