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Jk: FUCK NY HYUNGS LLS HELP ME
Sj: Spills
Nj: Its mornin
Yg: u supposed to be in class...
Jk: well... I FCKNG ASKED SOMEONE TO SIGN ON MU BEHALF AN THE LECTURER DECIDED TO CALL EEACH AND EVERY ONE NOW HE T3XTRD ME TO COME TO HIS ROOM I WLL BE DED HYUNG JIN HYUNG PLS SAVE ME U A LAW STUDENT PLS B MY LAWYER
Sj: I'll pass.
Jk: I THOUGHT WER DISYANT COUSIN U SUPPOSED TO HELP ME
Yg: Stop texting and get moving.
Jk: No I CANT THEY WLL CALL MY PARENTS AND ILL BE DED 2ND TIMES HYUNG LLS
Hs: Lmao who asked you to ask someone to sign on yer behalf-
Nj: Honesty is the best policy man- next time play by the rules
Jk: I WAS HOPING TO RECEIVE MENTAL SIPPORT BUT ALL OF YOU ATTACKING ME LIKE A FUCKIG GROIP OF BEES
Sj: I'm sorry but can you settle it like an actual adult. It's your fault.
Jk: MENTAL SUPPORT
Yg: Fuck off.
Jk: MENTAL SIPPORT
Yg left
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Jk: HYUNG PLS HELP ME I CANT FIND MY ASSIGNMENT AND I HAVE TO SEND IT AT 9AM AND ITS 8.45 AM RN HYUNG PLS
Yg left
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Hs: FICK FUCK FISH FOIK
Sj: What
Hs: Hyung
Sj: No, ask someone else.
Hs: Please please please
Sj: No.
Hs: Namjoonie-
Nj: New phone who's that
Hs: -.-
Nj: The text you've been texting is not in service
Hs: Fuck off... Jeon ♡♡♡
Jk: WHERE WER YOU WHEN I NEED MENRAL SIPPORT SO NO
Hs: Hmmm... Well...
Hs is typing...
Yg left
Sj: Well -
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Hs: Why yoongi saved your name as dealer...
Nj: Where
Hs: contact nunber not here, jin hyung is fucking obsessed with minimalistic so he fucking wrote our name short like his dick
Sj: Yoongi sucks it just fine boo.
Jk: FUCK OFF HYUNG PLS I'M TOO YOUNG FOR TGAT TMI TMI TMI TMI
Sj:Young my ass. You fucking 19 and fucked people before don't play pure shitass.
Jk: Go AWAY
Hs: Anyway back to he conract number issue - are you a dealer nam... ma man a dealer serioisly boi man i-
Nj: Well, technically I'm a dealer.
Jk: YoU FUCKING SERIOUS HYUNG IF POLICE KNOWS ABOUT THIS THEY WILL CATH YOI
Nj:They won't...
Hs: I'm worried about you, do tou need money nam we cam help
Sj: Exclude me.
Hs: fuck off hyng you rich ass bastard law student
Sj: Talk to my retina looser
Hs:Go awey Nam nam nam if you jeed momey just tell me.
Nj: no lmao i don't deal that thang
Jk: BUT YIU ALWAYS HIGH
Nj: that's because I'm nervous...
Hs: Then why you a dealer...
Yh: Say a word then I'll fucking end your life...
Nj:Well...
Hs: Boyfriend or boy friend, nam?
Nj:this is tough...
Nj: well...
Nj: i used to smuggle baby chicken for Yoongi during high school.
Hs: then...
Jk: WHY YOU TAKE THEM
Nj: Yoongi will pet them, make them fat and slither their throat and cook chickensoup
Jk: WAIT THIS STORY SIUNDS FAMILIAR... HE WILL PET THEM MAKE THWM FAT AND KILL THEM JIN HYUNG PLS BE CAREFUL YOONGI ALWAYS ASK YOU TO EAT AND HE ALSO PET YOU NEXT HE WILL BE KILLING YOU SHIT SHERLOCK
Sj: No shit lmao Joon stop lying. He pet the chicken and make them wear aesthetics shit clothes and he held a photoshoot for the best looking chicken lmao
Nj: Yes. He stopped doing it after one of our school shithead reported the issue and they said Yoongi trying to summon satan like fuck he was trying to play with the baby chick.
Sj: He bought bow tie and shit for the chicken lmao but then his grandpa knew about it and let the chickens be freed
Nj: Well, I came to his house for few days and we keep eatin chicken so yeah
Yg:Its 3 in the fucking morninh
Sj: obviously we ain't blind lmao
Yg: then go to sleep
Sj: that's for the weak
Yg: don't be an idiot
Sj: Thats Jungkook and Hoseok, not me.
Jk: WHY AM I THE IDOTO
Sj: See -
Nj: The truest idiot.