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mcboo has created a groupchat
mcboo named the chat “my b’s”
mcboo has added theweathersgreat, smokyboi, haoudoin, and sunchild to the chat
Tues, Jan 23, 2:02 PM
mcboo: alright bitches
mcboo: I need help
haoudoin: o yes suddenly i have such a strong urge to help u
sunchild: omg hi guys! it’s about time we made a groupchat with the five of us :)
theweathersgreat: what’s up seungkwan
smokyboi: ur mom
theweathersgreat: 
theweathersgreat: go away
mcboo: okay okay let’s focus here
mcboo: I have a problem
haoudoin: wats new
smokyboi: how can we help kwannie
haoudoin: kwannie
haoudoin: gross
sunchild: idk i think it’s cute
mcboo: okay so here’s the deal. I like this guy but idk how to tell him? like, I kinda wanna suck his dick but idk how to like casually bring that up
sunchild: oh I see
theweathersgreat: oh my
theweathersgreat: that does sound like quite the predicament
mcboo: yeah I actually don’t know why I included you in this chat because you can’t even tell Wonwoo you like him. or, like, wanna suck his dick even tho it’s painfully obvious
theweathersgreat: uhhhh I thought we were talkin about you here
mcboo: mmhmm you thought
haoudoin: seungkwan
haoudoin: my youngling
haoudoin: u just gotta tell him
mcboo: um lmao what
haoudoin: that’s what i did w jun
mcboo: who??
sunchild: ooh who’s Jun?
haoudoin: oh, he’s a senior. hold on i’ll add him, he’s probably got some good advice for u too
mcboo: no wait hold on I don’t think that’s necessary
haoudoin has added junebug to the chat
haoudoin: hey jun
haoudoin: my boy seungkwan has some boy issues
junebug: ahh, I see. how can I help?
theweathersgreat: he wants to suck this dude’s dick but doesn’t know how to tell him
junebug: oh, I got you. just do it. be like “hey man, I wanna suck ur dick”
haoudoin: that’s exactly what i told him
junebug: yeah good advice b
haoudoin: :)
theweathersgreat: so… since when have you two been a thing?
junebug: since like two weeks ago
haoudoin: i didn’t want to tell anyone until it was more… official, ig
theweathersgreat: so, you two are official?
junebug: yeah he’s my boyfriend
junebug: uh minghao only if you want to be
junebug: wow this is weird that we’re having this conversation over text. I was planning on, like, asking you in person and stuff
haoudoin: um yeah, i’d really like to be your boyfriend
junebug: oh thnk god
smokyboi: OMG JUN
junebug: uhhh
smokyboi: it’s me,, vernon!
junebug: omg vernon! dude! how are you doing? we haven’t talked in forever!
smokyboi: dude too true, we should hang out soon
mcboo: how do you two know each other?
junebug: we used to hang out n vape behind the school
theweathersgreat has changed smokyboi’s name to vapekid
mcboo: omg Vernonie you vape??
vapekid: nah not anymore, that shit fucked with my lungs
vapekid: I only did it in freshman year
vapekid: but I miss ya jun :(
junebug: I miss you too (╥_╥)
haoudoin: yuck,, back off my guy @ vape kid
junebug: don’t worry baby I’m all yours (◕‿◕✿)
mcboo: this is cute and all, I really do mean that, but I don’t think I can just tell this guy something like that so… straightforwardly
junebug: well then hun he ain’t worth it
mcboo: but I really like him :((
junebug: well, I can always pull in a second opinion
junebug: or third, I guess
junebug has added foreveryoung to the chat
foreveryoung: what am I doing here???
foreveryoung: who are you people???
mcboo: who are /you/???
foreveryoung: I’m Soonyoung
theweathersgreat: omg soonyoung!!
foreveryoung: Mingyu??
theweathersgreat: hey!!
foreveryoung: hi!!
junebug: okay so this is kwon soonyoung, obviously. a fellow senior and close confidante
junebug: and all of you are juniors…?
sunchild: yes :)
haoudoin: unfortunately
theweathersgreat: omg same we’re not even seniors yet and I’m already suffering from senioritis
vapekid: relatable content
foreveryoung: ah, cool cool. nice to meet you all! why am I here though exactly?
junebug: seungkwan has a problem
foreveryoung: who is Seungkwan?
mcboo: me
foreveryoung: how can I help you my son
mcboo: well, uh, i kinda like this guy but i don’t know how to tell him
foreveryoung: do you wanna suck his dick?
mcboo: uh, yeah
foreveryoung: then you just have to tell him
junebug: that’s what I said!
haoudoin: and me too! face it, seungkwan, it’s science
mcboo: idk…
foreveryoung: here tho, ik a guy who can help
foreveryoung has added wowwoo to the chat
foreveryoung: wait, wrong person
wowwoo: why do you have to hurt me like this?
foreveryoung has added hen to the chat
foreveryoung: jeonghan, we need you
hen: 
hen: ask and you shall receive
hen: I am here
foreveryoung: Seungkwan, tell him your problem
mcboo: you know, I don’t think I like him anymore
wowwoo: what’s the issue?
vapekid: nothing, seungkwan’s just working some things out
hen: do you like a guy?
mcboo: ...yes
hen: you wanna suck his dick?
mcboo: sigh
hen: if you do, you should just tell him. ik it’ll be hard, but if you wanna suck his dick then it’s best to just tell him upfront
haoudoin: seungkwan this is the way of the land
junebug: omg jeonghan ily
hen: lol who r u
foreveryoung: thanks for your help, jeonghan :)
theweathersgreat: wait idk a jeonghan
theweathersgreat: hold on
theweathersgreat: will everyone introduce themselves? I’m kim mingyu, 16, junior
mcboo: uh I’m Boo Seungkwan, also a junior
vapekid: choi vernon, junior
foreveryoung: you all already know me!!
junebug: wen junhui, senior ٩(●ᴗ●)۶
wowwoo: I’m Jeon Wonwoo, senior as well
mcboo: 
mcboo: omfg
theweathersgreat: I’m gonna stop you right there seungkwan
haoudoin: xu minghao, or like myungho or some shit, idfk, imma junior
hen: okay cool cool I’m yoon jeonghan, you all go to seoul high? I just graduated from there last year. seungkwan I think you and I actually shared a cosmetics elective first semester last year
mcboo: omg! I think we did too. you had the long hair, right? it’s a good look
hen: yeah that’s me! thanks man
theweathersgreat: okay so uhh I know soonyoung from foods and soonyoung knows wonwoo and minghao you’re dating jun and jun and vernon used to vape together and jeonghan and seungkwan had a class together and hao, seungkwan, seokmin, vernon, n i are all friends so. okay. I think I got this figured out
mcboo: and you know wonwoo too
mcboo: wait jun I need one of those lil face things
junebug: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
mcboo: yes perfect
junebug: I gotchu
wowwoo: it’s nice to meet most of you guys
foreveryoung: WAIT
foreveryoung: DID I SEE SEOKMIN’S NAME
theweathersgreat: oh yeah he’s here, lee seokmin, a junior too. idk where he went though, he was here earlier
foreveryoung: OMG I LOVE SEOKMIN WE HAD A CHILDCARE CLASS TOGETHER LAST SEMESTER AND BECAME BEST FRIENDS
foreveryoung: SEOKMINNIEEEEEEEEE
sunchild: I saw my name?
sunchild: oh my gosh Soonyoung!!!!!!!!!!
sunchild: sorry I just disappeared, the teacher started making rounds :)) n she takes every phone she sees
hen: wow high school feels like so long ago,, my professors don’t even care that I have my phone out rn
mcboo: omg you’re texting in class??
hen: aren’t you??
mcboo: ...u got me there
foreveryoung: SEOKMIN I LOVE YOU
sunchild: I LOVE YOU TOO SOONYOUNG
haoudoin: gross. im just tryna pay attention in calculus rn
junebug: ew calculus don’t worry bb I’m coming to save you ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ
haoudoin: its k i don’t mind calc
junebug: oh okay then (ಥ﹏ಥ)
hen: I should probably go though, I do need to take notes. have fun in your classes :) and I hope you work out your boy problems seungkwan!
mcboo: thanks. talk to you guys later!
theweathersgreat: yeah, bye
wowwoo: ( ・_・)ノ
junebug: stop wonwoo that’s my thing
wowwoo: ●︿●