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The Noir Adventures of Dad Crocker

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Homestuck secret valentine for 2018! Make for @primtheamazing on tumblr, have a good day Prim!

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Happy Valentine's Day Prim!

The Noir Adventures of Detective Crocker

10:2:????- Today, I have decided to continue on my adventures! As any good dad knows, Valentine's Day is approaching, which is a perfect time to make sure that everyone is comfortable!
10:2:???? Cont- I have begun my expeditions! After reassuring Janey that I will be back, I have taken off into the world! My first stop will be the cafe, for a nice Java. Once I arrived, I found the wonderful sweet scent of baked goods and coffee. I glanced out a window, and watched two younglings begin to get into a scuffle.
10:2:???? Cont.- After my dad instincts took over, I didn't have time to order anything! I rushed outside, with intent to stop the scuffle until I heard the cheerful jeers between them. As I recall, it went-

“Hah! I didn't know you were so good at this, Kanks!”
A heavy sigh and more fighting.

“Ugh, Damara! I have asked you not to call me that on several occasions.” I watched the young man throw some high kicks quickly, and her block and dodge every one of them. I could see the exhilaration in her eyes, she was clearly having the most fun she's ever had in awhile.

“Fine, fine!” She did a rounding kick, smiling. “Just tell me when you wanna truce!” This statement earned her a scoff and slight smirk.

“Oh please, Darama- I haven't even taken my sweater off.” His arrogance seemed to be well rooted in the idea, as he was hardly breaking a sweat as he kept his defensive moves up.

I watched her land 3 solid punches to his chest, and their smiles growing wider. They obviously were having just a good jest, and it was turning into the best time of their lives. I pulled some Mandatory First Aid materials out, and waved them down.

“Ah, hold on Kanny- someone needs us.” Darama stopped the fighting smoothly.

“Ah! Hello kids! Sorry to interrupt,” I started, materials in hand neatly. “But I just wanted to make sure you rascals were prepared in case of an accident!” I smiled- holding the materials out to them.

Kankri, as I understand his name, smiled and took them. “Ah! Well, thank you! These are sure to help us stay safe and well prepared, what a kind action of you to offer us these materials!” He started, before Darama cut him off.

“Anyways, thanks! Can we like, get back to it?” She asked, obviously slightly bored.

“Well, of course.” I replied.

10:2:????- as I left them to it, I watched the two rambunctious youths exchange a quick kiss before going back to fighting.

10:2:????: come to think of it, I should get home! Janey may be hungry by now! I'll Adventure a bit further next time.

End Adventure logs.