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"Good morning rinea" Berkut said coming downstairs fmr the long stairs. Extreme stairs. Rinea was. doing something fuck if I know I'm not Rinea. Whatever she was doing, she turned toward berkut and smiled at him. "Good Monring Berkut. I Come beairng EXTREME news"
He went over to her to hear the news. He was excited. Extreme news is the best kind of news, because the human body is not supposed to handle EXTREME news. He loves Extreme news.
Rinea then lifted him off the ground and threw him into the ocean.
That's was the EXTREME News. he was dead.
Goodbye Berkut.