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“I don’t get it.”
“Hmm?”
“You’ve just been at each other’s throats! Some forty minutes later and you’re making dinner plans with the guy?!”
“First of all, it’s rude to read over someone’s shoulder, Marco. Second, it’s even ruder to read private conversations on their phone. And third, I’m making dinner plans with Gerard.”
“As opposed to–?”
“Piqué, of Barcelona.”
“They are the same fucking person, Sergio!”
“No, they’re not. Piqué is an idiot but Gerard is– tolerable.”
“Sorry but that's insane. I still don’t get it.”
“Well, lucky for you! Maybe one day you’ll understand.”
“I fucking hope not!”