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Coco Teacher!au: The Extra Scenes

Summary:

Over on Tumblr we end up writing a LOT of extra mini scenes and backstory for the au that aren't quite one-shots or aren't quite prose, but are still important and fun to read.

By popular request, we're going to start assembling this collection of misc here in this fic, adding them on as multiple small chapters so all these small bits don't get lost in the depths of our Tumblr archives forever.

Also be sure to subscribe to the Teacher!au as a series to make sure you get updated whenever we add extra content to the series here on AO3, not just the main storyline!

Enjoy!

[Note that death_frisbee is slusheeduck on tumblr and im_fairly_witty is im-fairly-whitty on tumblr. Many of these extra bits are posted in the same form that they were written, as answers to tumblr asks from teacher!au fans.]

Chapter 1: Chorizo: The near death of a teacher and the absolute death of a hipster

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It was supposed to be a romantic breakfast. Hector was going to make a meal so amazing that Imelda couldn’t tease him about his terrible cooking ever again.

The recipe from the website looked so simple, Hector was convinced that not even he could mess it up.

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I MEAN LOOK AT THE WEBSITE PICTURE HOW COULD IT NOT BE PERFECT.

Maybe it was because he’d accidentally left the eggs out overnight, maybe it was because he’d found the meat in the back of his fridge (Yes! One less shopping trip!). 

Whatever the reason, not only did Imelda seem to sense something was wrong and turn it down, wounding Hector deeply, but later that evening Hector was completely doubled over in excruciating abdominal pain. 

By the time Ernesto arrived home from work late that night Hector was curled up on the bathroom floor, pale and listless, having passed from vomiting to painful dry heaving an hour earlier.

Hector had tried to say he was fine, but Ernesto scooped him up and drove him straight to the hospital, ignoring Hector’s weakening protests the whole drive there. Ernesto had snapped at Hector to shut up, that he looked like death and that besides, they had a gig the next night that they couldn’t cancel just because Hector had taken it upon himself to die of food poisoning. 

They missed the gig anyway. Twenty-four hours and several bags of IV fluid later, Hector was released from the hospital with strict instructions to lie low for a couple days and watch what he ate.

Fortunately for Hector, this had resulted in several (sternly) sympathetic visits from Imelda over the next few days. 

Unfortunately for Hector, by the time he returned to school the next Monday every student (and several teachers) who saw him gleefully sang out “¡Hola Profe Chorizo!”

No, he’s never lived it down. And no, he still can’t even think about chorizo without turning a little green.

 

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Anonymous asked:

(Teacher AU) Ernesto, what was your reaction to the time your roommate accidentally gave himself food poisoning?

 

slusheeduck answered:

You mean when he was an idiot and almost died from some chorizo?

I was the one who insisted he go to the emergency room; he was fully intending on just “riding it out”. You have to understand that he looked like death, he wasn’t able to keep anything down, and he still insisted that he was “fine” when he was practically passed out on our bathroom floor.

We ended up having to miss a whole weekend of shows, which I wasn’t too happy about, but Hector did manage to survive, which was good. He can be stupid, especially when it comes to “his diosa,” but I wouldn’t ever want him dead.

 

 

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wee-chlo asked:

I was listening to John Mulaney and there was a part where he described how he was drinking with a friend who was a teacher and she was “drinking like a machine” and he was like “don’t you have to teach tomorrow?” “I’ll just show a video!” “That’s why teachers show videos?!” “Yeah, I don’t wanna /work/!” “Pretty sure the kids don’t wanna be there either...” “GOOD” That’s. That’s gotta be somebody in the Teacher AU.

 

im-fairly-whitty answered:

Yup, that would be Gustavo, the 10th grade history teacher. While Héctor can get along with just about anyone, Gustavo is perhaps the one exception. 

Not only does Gustavo always wear ridiculously hipster fedoras and scarves and vests, boast that he can play the violin better than Héctor can play guitar, and constantly complain in the breakroom about how students aren’t able to appreciate his superior teaching skills, Gustavo will NOT SHUT UP about the time Héctor got food poisoning.

Like, seriously. It’s been nearly a year but every timeHéctor walks into the break room it’s all “HEY CHORIZO.”

Seriously. What a self-important jerk.

 

 slusheeduck

By the time the end of the year rolled around, something happened to Hector that had never happened before.

He’d reached the end of his rope.

His entire life, he was used to rolling with the punches. Teasing, names, bragging, none of that ever really phased him. And the first few dozen times Gustavo called him “Chorizo” didn’t bother him. Neither did the first couple months of Gustavo loudly saying how anyone could play guitar and la directora clearly made a mistake hiring some two-bit musician. Of course, she could have asked him, an accomplished violinist, to take over the music department (which, of course, he would decline, because he had to think of all the students who loved his history class.) But then again, music teachers didn’t really do much, did they? Hector was able to laugh all of that off at first. 

But by the end of the year?

By the end of the year, he was done.

Hector was the one who suggested Gustavo bring his violin to the end of year party at Maestra Selena’s place, so they could have a game of dueling instruments. Just a little bit of friendly competition between musicians, of course. Naturally, Gustavo didn’t back away from a chance to show off his ‘sweet, sweet skills,” and the rest of the staff were all excitement (even la directora popped by to see it, and she’d been downright icy toward Rivera since one of the students spilled about their relationship a couple weeks ago.)

The party went silent as the two of them started to tune their instruments, and Gustavo was the one who asked, “So what’re we playing, Chorizo? Classical? Jazz? Our choice?”

Taking extra care to make sure his E chord sounded right, Hector serenely said, “Oh, I think we should just settle for ‘Estrellita’. Something simple, you know?”

Gustavo snorted. “Seriously? A kid’s song?” He smirked at the other teachers as he played a quick scale. “Come on, Chorizo, give me some kind of challenge.”

Hector gave his guitar a quiet strum, then looked up at Gustavo. He was smiling, yes, but everyone could see the way his eyes blazed as he said, “All right. Then let’s switch instruments.”

Gustavo’s smile died, but before he could give any form of protest, Hector held out his guitar. “Ah, come on, amigo. Anyone can play guitar, right? Show us your best.”

There wasn’t any way for him to protest. So, tilting his fedora back, he took the guitar with a little puff. He gave a quick glance around the room, then adjusted the guitar in his hands before very, very slowly plucking out a surprisingly competent and on-key “Estrellita.” He finished with a smirk as the staff gave a small round of applause.

“See, it’s pretty easy to switch between string instruments,” he said with a shrug. as he handed the guitar back to Hector. “Though violin’s gonna be pretty tough; if you don’t have control over your bow, it sounds like a dying cat. So get ready to cover your ears, damas y caballeros.”

Hector gave him an appreciative nod. But, as he walked over to take Gustavo’s violin, he said, in a voice soft enough that only Gustavo could hear, “Do you know who Alina Marquez is? The one who’s playing with the Los Angeles Philharmonic?”

Gustavo looked at him curiously. “Uh, obviously. Any Mexican who’s touched a violin knows who she is.”

Hector nodded, looking over the bow before he said, in a whisper that was barely audible, “She taught me this in university.”

Without another word, he launched into Mozart’s rendition of the song. It wasn’t flawless, but, given the look on Gustavo’s face and the enthusiastic claps from the rest of the staff as he finished, it was pretty clear that Hector won.

He didn’t ever tell anyone that that was the only song he could play on violin. But, given the way that Gustavo immediately stopped calling him Chorizo once the new school year started, it wasn’t like anyone needed to know.