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Chell sighed. How was she supposed to deal with a bumbling mess (aka Wheatley) and wander the world?
"Uh, lady... did you fall asleep? You stopped moving, but you sometimes stop moving while doing test chambers, like.. your brain went offline, or-"
I sighed. Writing a fanfic isn't that easy, you know. Do you think I can just *poof* make a fanfic? I'm not magic, just someone who wrote something you're reading right now.
Actually...
*poof*
Dipper opened the journal, searching through it, trying to find any hidden messages for the millionth time.
Suddenly, a thought came to him. What if he was just a show, a work of fiction on a TV, that people watched. Heck, what if he was a story that someone was reading right now?
He shook his head. What a strange thought. Maybe he should talk to Mabel about-
Hmm, that wasn't what I expected. How about this?
*poof*
"My lady, want to play a game of cat and mouse?" Chat asked Ladybug as they patrolled the city. "You're a lovely cat, capturing my heart!"
Ladybug rolled her eyes. "Chat-"
Hmm, still not the right fanfic. I know, how about you read some other fanfic instead of this joke one?
Yes, I know I'm in a fanfic.
Yes, I can see you're using a computer to read this.
And I know that there is someone
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Gotcha! That was a joke, unless someone was actually behind you, then, uh, I was right.
Want me to try to guess your name?
Hmmmm....
If you're a girl your name could be:
Ava, or Brooklyn, Chloe, Destiny, Emma, Faith, Grace, Hannah, Isabella, Julia, Kaylee, Lily, Madison, Natalie, Olivia, Peyton, Quinn, Riley, Sophia, Taylor, uh.. Uma, Victoria, Willow, Ximena, Yareli, or Zoe.
Okay, I looked them up, so what? I mean, copy-pasting get boring after a while, dont'cha think?
I'm too lazy to type anymore.
IF*YOU*ARE*READING*THIS*CONGRATS*YOU*EITHER*READ*THE*WHOLE*THING*OR*YOU*SKIPPED
But anyway, this was a waste of your time. Great job wasting part of your life.