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[ @jjungkook has added you as a friend! ]
@ staecy’s mom
who r u nd how did uget my line ID
@ jjungkook
Jieun?
@ staecy’s mom
can u read
idk who jieun is,, ths is staecy’s mom ur speaking 2 rn thx
@ jjungkook
Oh
She gave me the wrong ID
@ staecy’s mom
seems u got rejected buddy
i meann
from the perspective of sume1 tht doesnt know wtf ur takling abotu
@ jjungkook
Are you even trying to type real words
@ staecy’s mom
ivegot better thgngs to do than worryr abt autocorrect
turned that thin g off long ago
bes t decision ofym lfie
@ jjungkook
Oh my god
@ staecy’s mom
no god can save u now
@ jjungkook
Literally why am I still here
@ staecy’s mom
u must have gr8 tastethts y
@ jjungkook
Apparently not, if my last 4 girlfriends dumped me
@ staecy’s mom
hot damn
some1 is bitter
maybe try boyz next time
@ jjungkook
I’m straight, and no offense but this really isn’t something I want to be talking about with you
I don’t even know your name
@ staecy’s mom
well if staecy’s mom isn’t good enogh fr u,,,
u cn call me taehyung
@ jjungkook
I’m Jungkook, if you couldn’t tell from my ID
@ staecy’s mom
rlly??
cuz i got the vibe from it tht u woudld be a jonathan
@ jjungkook
What?
@ staecy’s mom
mayb, evn a thomas
or a jeremy
@ jjungkook
I’ve never gotten that before
@ staecy’s mom
u seemsmart ju,ngkook
do u know whst sarcasm is
@ jjungkook
The textbook definition says that sarcasm is the deliberate use of irony to convey contempt
@ staecy’s mom
who hurt u junglebook?
@ jjungkook
My name is Jungkook
@ staecy’s mom
oh jungcook
u poor thing
@ jjungkook
Are you doing this on purpose?
@ staecy’s mom
u poor, ,, poor thing
@ jjungkook
I am so fucking close to blocking you
@ staecy’s mom
did innocent baby jungclock just say,,,, a //swear//// word?,,?
wht has thisWorld come 2
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@ staecy’s mom
4rael tho dont block me im lonely
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@ staecy’s mom
pls
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@ staecy’s mom
how abt thisi
if u cn guess wht my favorite game isss
ill stop being mean 2u
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@ staecy’s mom
ples jungkookie
@ jjungkook
Overwatch
@ staecy’s mom
wtf how did u kno
r u a witch bro?
@ jjungkook
Lucky guess
Overwatch is my favorite game, too
@ staecy’s mom
omg i knew it u rlly do hav good taste
orshould i say
tae-ste
get it
cuz my name is taehyugn
@ jjungkook
I don’t know how to respond to that
@ staecy’s mom
yea bc ur boring
@ jjungkook
No, I’m not
@ staecy’s mom
prove it junglebooger
change ur ID to @/jungcocaine
@ jjungkook
That’s stupid
@ staecy’s mom
chnge it 2 @/jungcougar
@ jjungkook
No
@ staecy’s mom
@/jungkookiesncream
@ jjungkook
If I change it will you stop
@ staecy’s mom
yes
[ @jjungkook changed their ID to @kookie ]
@ kookie
Happy?
@ staecy’s mom
no thts too cute:(
@ kookie
I swear to God, Taehyung
@ staecy’s mom
ugh chillll jungkookieee im just tryn to cope w/ how cute u r
@ kookie
Are you hitting on me?
@ staecy’s mom
only a lil
u might look liek a rat for all i kno
gotta play it safe
@ kookie
Are you always like this?
@ staecy’s mom
do u alwys ask so many questions? ??
@ kookie
You know what
I gotta go work on something
I’ll talk to you later, Taehyung
@ staecy’s mom
ok ok, see ya jungsnookie
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