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"I'm not going to talk like a fucking girl!" Chuuya practically growled at his annoying partner.
"Bet you will!" Dazai singsonged back. "If I win this game, you talk like a little rich girl and ask nicely for what we need."
"And if I win," Chuuya countered, "I grind your face into the pavement, then you torture it out of them."
"But Chuuya! I'd need my face for that."
"Fine, you torture it out of them, then I grind your face into the pavement."
The two eyed each other.
"Deal." Dazai grinned.
Chuuya checked his game console for foul play.