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Tuesday 5:07 am
smileman dk created a group chat
smileman dk added hoshie, college kid, king of frogs and 9 others
smileman dk named the group chat 'bros and dudes'
bros and dudes (13)
smileman dk logged on
smileman dk: WELCOME EVERYONE
smileman dk: TO THE GREATEST GROUP CHAT ALIVE
smileman dk: leave yo hats at the door and comeon in
smileman dk logged off
Tuesday 7:01 am
bros and dudes (13)
producer logged on
producer: the fuck is this
producer: why do we have yet ANOTHER group chat
hoshie logged on
hoshie: lolol babe what is this
college kid logged on
college kid: oh another group chat??
king of frogs logged on
jeju boi™ logged on
scoops logged on
drake stan logged on
jerry logged on
jerry: it's like 6am in china im not ready for another group chat
jerry: seokmin
jerry: why does this exist
drake stan: bros and dudes
drake stan: that sounds familiar lol
ickle pickle logged on
ickle pickle: Hello!
ickle pickle: Wait, why is my name ickle pickle?
angevil logged on
angevil: ah
angevil logged off
ickle pickle: What
jeju boi™: it was jeonghan
ickle pickle: Oh
ickle pickle: He's acting as though we don't live together lol
angevil logged on
angevil: no idea what youre talking bout
scoops: wait whats going on
scoops: WAIt bros and dudes
scoops: where have i heard that
smileman dk logged on
smileman dk: is everyone here yet?
jeju boi™: i dont think gyu or wonwoo are on yet,,,
smileman dk: oh ok
smileman dk logged off
jeju boi™: what even is going on
jerry: someone call gyu and wonwoo and wake them up
hoshie: illd do it
Tuesday 7:34 am
INCOMING CALL FROM SOONYOUNG
CALL ACCEPTED
"Hey, Wonwoo, where are you? Did you see-"
"Hey- ah..."
"Mingyu? Why do you have Wonwoo's phone?"
"Oh, um, Wonwoo is a little busy- nnh- at-at the moment so I picked up the phone."
"You, uh, you sound out of breath. What's that about?"
"No reason, just sorta- wha- mh! Shit- sorry, just doing something-"
"G-Gyu, turn the phone- Ah! Hang up... hmm~"
"Um, Mingyu, was-was that Wonwoo? What are you two doing-"
"Wonwoo, ba- wai- ah, shit..."
"OH, MY GOD. YOU SICK FUCKERS."
CALL ENDED
Tuesday 7:40 am
bros and dudes (13)
hoshie: end me
hoshie: those fuckers answered the phoen while FIUCKING
jeju boi™: oh poor soonyoung
hoshie: my poor innocent ears
hoshie: y would they do this to me ;-;
hoshie: all ive ever been is a good child of god and then they do this to me
hoshie: horrible
hoshie: absolutely horrible
king of frogs: lol didnt wonwoo tell u he was going round ours?
hoshie: ....
hoshie: ye
hoshie: WAIT Y DIDNt U TELL ME THEY WERE ELOPING
scoops: eloping 
king of frogs: i didnt wanna listen to them fuck so i crashed at seokmin and seungkwan's place
king of frogs: wonwoo isnt loud but gyu is and idw listen to my best friend grunt lol
jeju boi™: ew im imagining it
jeju boi™: EW 
drake stan: babe why would u imagine it
jeju boi™: I HAVE AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION OK LEAVE ME ALONE
angevil: soonyoung can you text your boyfriend and force him onto the group chat
angevil: i feel like wonwoo and gyu might not be on for a while so
angevil: hurry
angevil: it
housewife logged on
whipped logged on
angevil: up
angevil: oh
housewife: hello everyone!!!! 
hoshie: i hate u mingew
housewife:
jerry: omg look at gyu's instagram
Tuesday 7:54 am
ta11m1ng
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ta11m1ng i love @won_wowi.e so much he's beautiful no matter what time of the day it is. my adorable little teddy bear
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won_wowi.e lol when did you even take this picture
d1no._chan even tho you traumatised soonyoung, youre still adorable 
h0shi._.m0shi I HATE U 2 SO MUCH GET FUCKED
Tuesday 7:56 am
bros and dudes (13)
jeju boi™: im in tears im laughing so hard
ickle pickle: Why are you like this Kim Mingyu
housewife:
hoshie: end urself
smileman dk logged on
smileman dk: IS EVERYONE ON NOW
jerry: YES EVERYONE IS ON NOW TELL US WHATS GOING ON
smileman dk: ; ) ; why are u shouting at me
jerry: cos
jerry: nevermind
hoshie: babe whats going on
smileman dk: ok so
smileman dk: exactly 5 years ago minghao made a group chat, named it 'bros and dudes' and told us we're gonna share memes
smileman dk:
smileman dk: he did this so he could find the perfect meme to get with an attractive upperclassman he knew
smileman dk: it worked obvs since
smileman dk:
smileman dk: and tehyre adorable and i love them
smileman dk: so i made this group chat named bros and dudes to CELEBRATE the original amazing beautiful awesome group chat that brought all 13 of us together
smileman dk: MINGHAO
king of frogs: what
smileman dk: i love u
smileman dk:
smileman dk: thank u
smileman dk: if it werent for u half of us wouldnt even be friends
smileman dk: everyone give our boy minghao a round of applause
drake stan: clap clap clap
ickle pickle: Clap, clap. Well done, Minghao! You're amazing :)
hoshie: CLAP CLAP CLAP THANK U HAO
jeju boi™: clap clap if it werent for your weird ass group chat i wouldnt know the amazing power couple that is junhao
jerry: CLAP MY BABY DOES THE BEST SHIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
king of frogs: wow thx guys i appreciate it im glad tat people are finally seeing my potential
producer: so now we have to use THIS groupchat instead of the six other ones?
smileman dk: YEP
producer: what the fuck
producer: Why
smileman dk: because
producer: But we don't
producer: need
producer: more
hoshie: OMG WONWOO WHY THE FUCK ARE U NOT AT WORK YET THE CAFE OPENED LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO
hoshie: EVERYONE ELSE IS HERE
hoshie: EVEN SEOKMIN SHOWED UP A COUPLE MINS AGO GET UR NON EXISTENT ASS HERE AND DO SOME WORK
hoshie: GOD EVEN HANSOL WAS EARLY
producer: group chats
producer: what the fuck soonyoung don't interrupt me
whipped: I'll be there in a moment
hoshie: jeez u should be glad that ur boss is ur best friend dude
drake stan logged off
scoops logged off
smileman dk logged off
angevil: ah i wanted to ask cheol something
angevil: hey hoon
producer: what
angevil: can you ask cheol to text me later i wanna ask him for some work out tips
producer: yeah sure
producer: he's seeing one of his clients at the moment so i'll ask later
ickle pickle: Wait, does he still have that client? The blonde one?
producer: yea
angevil: OH MY GOD HE STILL DOES FITNESS INSTRUCTOR SHIT WITH THAT HO SAMANTHA?
angevil: i fucking hate samantha shes such an annoying fuck
angevil: i had the misfortune of being stuck in teh same room as the two while cheol was doing his JoB
angevil: and she did a squat doing that annoying 'seXy' voice asking 'am i doing it right'? she even bit her lips
angevil: StOp being so desperate go get yourself a man who isnt whipped for some shithead named lee jihoon like what
angevil: it was kinda funny tho cos cheol just, not even looking at her, went 'yea sure looks good'
angevil: yes cheol reject that desperate fuck
jeju boi™: ok well im gonna go back to work cos i honestly have no idea what just happened
jeju boi™: see you guys later lol
jeju boi™ logged off
hoshie: yea im gonna go too
hoshie: WONWOO GET UR SKINNY ASS TO WORK
housewife: can i say somethign
hoshie: waht
housewife: the statement of wonwoo not having an ass is wrong
housewife: that man has one 
ass
hoshie: NOPE FUCK OFF U DISGUSTING BOOOOOOYYYYYYY
hoshie logged off
housewife: lol
whipped: babe, you need to stop
whipped: also thank you for saying that about my ass
whipped logged off
king of frogs:
king of frogs logged off
housewife: im proud of myself
housewife logged off
college kid: sighs
producer: what's up, chan?
college kid: i dont think ill ever get tired of how weird all 13 of us are
producer: i sure do
producer: cos i bloody am
producer logged off
ickle pickle logged off
angevil logged off
college kid: i love these group chats
college kid logged off
jerry: ...
jerry: what even is going on with these guys
jerry: im going back to sleep its to early to be up
jerry logged off
Tuesday 6:05 pm
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s_coops my baby boy @w0_0zi being all adorable <3 <3
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w0_0zi i hate you
s_coops @w0_0zi <33333 <3 love u baby
m00n_prince you two are so cute oml
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1004_hannie @josh00a gets so flustered when the camera gets up close ahhh <3 hes so cute i love him
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josh00a Awe! <3 I love you too @1004_hannie <33
d1no._chan i love my dads
buy_my_.mixtapes
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buy_my_.mixtapes that ass
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b00tiful babe why
ta11m1ng yes hansol get it
xu_mingha0 Yes BooooOOOOI
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seok_mean spotted baby hamster @h0shi._.m0shi eating food
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josh00a I honestly love these two
h0shi._.m0shi BABE I LOVE U SO MUCH UR THE LOVE OF MY LIIIIFFFFEEE <3<3<3