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Changkyun was faced with a huge problem. What was the problem? Hyungwon is too tall for him to kiss spontaneously. And knowing Hyungwon, if Changkyun just simply asked for Hyungwon to lean down so he could kiss him, he would tease Changkyun about it. He’d still get kissed in the end, but that wasn’t the point. What was his solution to this problem? Ask his friends in their dumb group chat for answers.
The Memelords of Mordor
vampirelord69, kikisdeliveryservice, sunshine, appawoo, onehoe, honeybee and chaechae are online
vampirelord69
Sup nerds
kikisdeliveryservice
Hey kyun
sunshine
Kyunnie! What’s up
honeybee
Sup dude
onehoe
I thought you were supposed to be in class?
vampirelord69
Lmao yeah
I decided to skip because I have a very
Important question
appawoo
What’s the question?
And why are you skipping class because of a question
chaechae
He’s with me, we’re on a date
Well, SUPPOSED TO
But he’s on his phone and talking to you
So
kikisdeliveryservice
Kyun that’s so mean
Don’t ignore the frog like that
chaechae
I didn’t ask for ur opinion prince bubblegum
kikisdeliveryservice
My hair was pink a year ago
Youre the bubblegum prince now
honeybee
My god do u two ever s t o p
vampirelord69
Honey that’s asking too much of them
But wonnies pink hair is so soft
And pretty
He looks like a prINCE
sunshine
Lmao changkyuns so whipped for Hyungwon
honeybee
You got that right
When they’ve hung out, he never shuts up abt Hyungwon
chaechae
Aww baby youre so sweet
onehoe
Wons just as whipped as kyun
Theyre so cute tho
How can u not love them
honeybee
Its easy when u live with one
Half of the whipped couple
appawoo
Thankfully Hyungwon doesn’t talk
About Changkyun a lot
Only about 50% of the time I’m home
honeybee
Lucky
vampirelord69
I came here to have a good time
And im feeling so attacked rn
You guys r rood
Idk if I want ur advice anymore
Cant trust my hyungs
sunshine
Aww Kyunnie!!!
We love u and Wonnie
Ur so cute tho
Wonhos right
vampirelord69
Min ur the best hyung
After Wonnie
Cause im dating him n I love him
chaechae
Aww I love u too
The best dongsaeng
sunshine
im getting feels just from reading this
onehoe
same min same
honeybee
its cute
kikisdeliveryservice
all this cuteness aside
what did u want to ask us kyun?
appawoo
Oh yeah, you wanted to ask us
A very important question
chaechae
babe why didn’t u just ask me
were literally two feet apart
vampirelord69
reasons
anyway
sunshine
I wonder how srs this question
Must be if hes asking us and not won
onehoe
its probs something abt him
vampirelord69
I was gonna gigli tree it
GOOGLE IT
honeybee
GIGLI TREE
AHAHA KYUN WTF
Kikisdeliveryserviced changed the name
Gigli Tree
vampirelord69
thanks kiki
really
ur never gonna let me live this down
r u
honeybee
lmao nope
kikisdeliveryservice
hell no
this is hilarious
onehoe
HOW DO U EVEN GET
GIGLI TREE FROM GOOGLE IT
HOW
sunshine
idc but its hilarious
appawoo
They all have a point Changkyun
chaechae
Kyunnie im sorry but its hilarious
vampirelord69
thanks hyungs
Wonnie I know ur not sorry
Ur cry laughing abt it rn
Im in front of u dumbass
chaechae
omg no need to be RUDE
whats ur burning question
that u couldn’t ask me
ur BOYFRIEND
vampirelord69
its abt u so I couldn’t ask
anyway
I need u to keep quiet
As I get answers
chaechae
okay
only for u kyun
vampirelord69
thanks babe
anyway
my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips
what should I do
chaechae
THIS IS YOUR QUESTION
kikisdeliveryservice
shut up Hyungwon
you should punch him in the stomach
then when he doubles over in pain
kiss him
onehoe
you should tackle him
hes all thin and noodly
you can do it easy
vampirelord69
omg hyung not everyone is
a muscle man like u and appa
sunshine
dump him
its his fault for being too tall for u
no regrets
honeybee
no!!
kick him in the shin
u played soccer
so ur good at that
appawoo
I’m… not sure these are great suggestions.
chaechae
NO TO ALL OF THESE
JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
ITS NOT THAT HARD
vampirelord69
but Wonnie
u might make fun of me
for asking u to lean down
and theyre not surprise kisses
if I ask u to lean down
that’s the point
spontaneous kisses
chaechae
i…
wow
kikisdeliveryservice
I still think my idea is the best
Minhyuk
Yours sucked lmao
chaechae
im leaving
bye
chaechae is now offline
vampirelord69
thanks for ur terrible advice
was not helpful
ttyl hyungs
vampirelord69 is now offline
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Changkyun followed Hyungwon out of the café that they were having their date in, take away coffee cups in one hand and their fingers laced on the other. People gave them weird looks, but they didn’t care. They loved each other, and they were comfortable with who they were. Hyungwon was leading them towards the park that was a little way away from the café, the cherry blossom trees in full bloom and they matched Hyungwon’s soft, cherry blossom pink hair. His hair was as soft as those petals. When they had found a bench that was free, they sat down, Changkyun leaning on Hyungwon’s shoulder.
“Why didn’t you just ask me to lean down?” Hyungwon asked softly.
“Because I like surprising you. But you’re too tall for me to just, lean up and kiss on the lips. I like it when you wear ties, though. Then I can pull you down to me.” Changkyun replied, taking a sip of his latte.
“You also like it when I wear ties because then I tie your wrists together later that night,” Hyungwon murmured, making Changkyun choke on his latte.
“Hyung! Not here, you freak. But yes, that’s also true.” Hyungwon laughed, the sound making Changkyun’s heart flutter with affection. “But I wasn’t exactly expecting good advice from them, expect for maybe Hyunwoo. He’s usually got good advice.”
“True.” Their conversation died there. The silence that followed was peaceful, comfortable. They didn’t have a need to fill the space with chatter, they were comfortable with each other’s presence. They finished their drinks as they watched the sun set, couples and families leaving the park as it began to get dark. They stayed until the lights began to come on and a chill started to settle in their bones. Changkyun stood up first, then he moved to stand in front of Hyungwon, who looked up at Changkyun with confusion on his face. Changkyun then leaned down and kissed Hyungwon softly.