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Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku, Ochako Uraraka, Todoroki Shouto, Momo Yaoyorozu, Eijiro Kirishima, and 14 others.
Iida Tenya: This is the last groupchat I make before I kick you all, weenie speed with my quirk.
Denki Kaminari: why only weenie speed,, are we not good enough for sonic speed
Hanta Sero: that would kill you mdude
Denki Kaminari: a win win situation ;00
Hanta Sero: life machine Broke
Hanta Sero changed Hanta Sero’s name to washitape
Ashido Mina: :))) you forgot to ban us from changing our names :)))
Ashido Mina changed Ashido Mina’s name to sliding into ur dms
Tenya Iida: Oh No
Washitape: hey im jared, im 19 and i never fucking learnt how to read
Eijiro Kirishima: sero,,,,, my bro, my homie, my brother from another mother,,,
Eijiro Kirishima: why are you like this
Washitape changed Eijirou Kirishima’s name to hard but soft
Hard but soft: I cant believe you’ve done this
Midoriya Izuku: iida, i appreciate you and would die for you but why would you do this
Midoriya Izuku has changed Midoriya Izuku’s name to let me midoridie
Tsuyu Asui: midoriya No
Ochako Uraraka: midoriya No
Iida Tenya: who did this I just wanna talk
Shouto Todoroki: enlarged mental chemical reaction
Kyoko Jirou: You Made Me See This With My Innocent Eyes
Momo Yaoyorozu: :(
Tenya Iida: Who did this I just wanna talk
Washitape: rt
Sliding into your dms: rt
Kyoka Jiro: rt
Momo Yaoyorozu: I’m sure midoriya can take care of himself, but rt
Denki Kaminari changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to yaomom
Yaomom: atleast it’s wholesome;;;
Kyoka Jirou: Where’s the lie
let me midoridie: not here!!
let me midoridie: what is this,,,,, positive affection?????
Tooru Hagakure: Midoriya What The Fuck
Tooru Hagakure: and where is everyone else?
Tooru Hagakure: @ let me midoridie dont run a w a y
Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness
Mezo Shouji: tokoyami, please no.
Fumikage Tokoyami: w h a t a m a d b a n q u e t o f d a r k n e s s
Mezo Shouji: tokoyami, please no.
Tenya Iida:
Tenya Iida: its been literally 5 minutes,,, i cant believe these are the next generation of heroes
Tooru Hagakure: you love us thou
Tenya Iida: its true but you shouldn’t say it.
Katsuki Bakugou: yo sonic w hy a n o t h e r c h a t
let me midoridie: bond with us kacchan
washitape: bond with us kacchan
sliding into your dms: bond with us kacchan
Hard but soft: bond with us kacchan
Denki Kaminari: bond with us kacchan
Tooru Hagakure: bond with us kacchan
Tsuyu Asui: bond with us kacchan
Ochako Uraraka: bond with us kacchan
Mezo Shoji: bond with us kacchan
Kyoka Jirou: bond with us kacchan
Mashirao Ojiro: bond with us kacchan
Fumikage Tokoyami: bond with us kacchan
Shouto Todoroki: bond with us, kacchan
Katsuki Bakugou: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU COOL, FUCK YOU, IM OUT
Katsuki Bakugou has left the chat
Denki Kaminari has added Katsuki Bakugou
Katsuki Bakugou: hey you no brand pokemon knock off please fuck off
let me midoridie: that’s not nice kacchan. youre like a knockoff pomeranian but angry and angrier
Kyoka Jirou changes Denki Kaminari’s name to no brand pokemon
no brand pokemon changes Bakugou Katsuki’s name to bakagone
let me midoridie changes bakagone’s name to the angery
angery: deku you fucker where the hell are you im gonna eplode you to p i e c e s
Fumikage Tokoyami: oh god, i wish that were m e
Mezo Shouji: he is a high maintenance friend
let me midoridie: kacchan have you not read my name? either way, i’ll embrace it
let me midoridie: it’ll be less painful than breaking every :)) bone :))) in :)) my :))))) body :))))))
Tenya Iida: please no
Ochako Uraraka: deku no
Shouto Todoroki:
Shouto Todoroki: Boneless
Tooru Hagakure: yikes
Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness
Rakido Sato has changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to ebony dark’ness demantia raven way
ebony dark’ness demantia raven way: do you accept contructive critisism?
Rakido Sato: no
ebony dark’ness demantia raven way: time to wallow in sorrow
Mezo Shoji: if you weren’t so emo you’d probably be a theatre nerd.
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: I Would Prefer Not To Thank You
hard but soft: yo sorry to interupt your bonding moment but its currently nap time and i would like to sleep
Mashirao Ojiro: it’s 1 pm on a saturday?????
hard but soft: nap time
no brand pokemon: this is why aizawa hates you
Sliding into ur dms: no he love us
sliding into ur dms: stop trying to ruin our happy family, u mcdonalds reject
ebony dark’ness raven way: our what
Tooru Hagakure: iida and yaomomo are our (class) mom n dad aizawa and midnight are our parents!!!
Shouto Todoroki: more of a family than mine ever was.
let me midoridie: todoroki,,, do you want to come to my room???? we can look at old memes and garbage talk our fathers.
Shouto Todoroki: whats that? Its a bird, its a plane, its me; running to midoriya’s room.
washitape: i forgot that todorki is actually a huge meme underneath all that teenage angst.
washitape: we support you though! class 1a would fight anyone that would hurt you.
angery: i wouldn’t
hard but soft: we know bakugou
angery: id fight endeavore though
no brand pokemon: we know bakugou
Tooru Hagakure: dont you mean end****re
yamom: fuck endeavor
angery: fuck endeavor
Kyoka Jirou: fuck endeavor
sliding into ur dms: fuck endeavor
Tenya Iida: fuck endeavor
Ochako Uraraka: fuck endeavor
angery: fuck endeavor
Tsuyu Asui: fuck endeavor
Shouto Todoroki: fuck endeavor
Shouto Todoroki has changed Shouto Todoroki to one man endeavor hate club
one man endeavor hate club: when will my reflection show who i am on the inside
one man endeavore hate club: midoriya open your door
Ochako Uraraka: wholesome
one man deavore hate club: its your uber driver. am outside
Ochako Uraraka: nevermind
Ochako Uraraka: this chat is cursed
Tenya Iida: :(
Washitape: l ma o
Ochako Uraraka: i mean hahaha this is g r ea t
Tenya Iida: :)
let me midoridie: hi i love my friends what did i do to deserve everyone in class A
one man endeavor hate club: who hurt you
let me midoridie: im f in e ha hha