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Bond was busy trying to escape yet another trap set up by a mad scientist turned villain. Kicking didn’t work the first time and the cell he was put in was rapidly becoming full of gas, he didn’t know what kind yet.
“Double oh seven?” His earwig cracked to life. Q and his brilliant inventions working even in places with no coverage what so ever.
“Kind of busy now, Q!” He gave the door one more push but it didn’t even budge an inch.
“If you were kind enough to read the manuals I keep giving you with the equipment you so casually toss away at any given opportunity you’d know that your tie pin can go boom.”
“Boom?” Bond parroted back.
“I hope you enjoy. Oh and if you break it in two, there can even be two booms in a matter of 3 minutes.” Bond could swear the other man was smirking.
True to his words the pin gave him two explosions and when he was already walking down from the ruins of the villain’s domain, fire blazing behind him the coms cracked back to life.
“Have I mentioned, that I love you, Q?”
“And who doesn’t?” The boffin replied.
Bond just laughed alone in a desert.