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Summary:

One-shots or multi snippets of random ideas I may or may not expand on.

Notes:

This is because I watch too much One Piece and got into My Hero Academia...
Pretty much this is an AU where Aokiji died after his fight with Akainu only to be reborn into the MHA world as Shoto’s mom. Who for this AU will be named Kuzan with the hero name Aokiji.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Thought, “Hey, female Aokiji could be Shoto’s Mom...”

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thought, “Hey, female Aokiji could be Shoto’s Mom...”

Aokiji was not impressed. This hurricane of a hero bursts in from nowhere and not only makes her work mean nothing, oh no, he brings the media with him too! Sure she’s been in the media here and there but never as a focus, always skimming the background just enough for people to know she’s a hero. She’s had enough attention, enough fear of her to last a lifetime. And now there’s a camera in her face.

“What was it like working with a top hero like Endeavor? I bet you were in a bit of a jam until he showed up!”

Keeping her face in her perpetual bored expression she mumbles a, “No comment.” And goes back to giving her report to the police. Once done she slinks off into the shadows and up to the rooftops to continue her patrol. She’s a few blocks away when that hero, Endeavor, lands in her path. She skids to a stop and without missing a beat pivots on her heels to move around the massive glowing roadblock.

She feels a hand on her shoulder, gives a sigh, and turns to face him. She doesn’t say anything, just gives him a deadpan stare.

Endeavor takes no notice, “I’ve been following your work in the hero community and I have a proposition for you. Become my wife and our quirks together will make the ultimate hero.”

Aokiji bumps his hand off her shoulder and breathes out, “No thanks.” Her option stated she turns back around leaving Endeavor in slight shock out of the automatic rejection. She makes it another few blocks up before he catches back up with her. She stops first this time, “I gave you my answer. Respect it and move on.”

Endeavor just gives her a look, “I’m just shocked, I’ve done my research into you. No close living family, no close friends, and no romantic relationships. What I’m offering is that I’ll give you the comforts of life as my wife and you will produce children. This would only be a marriage of quirks, nothing more nothing less.”

Aokiji cannot believe the balls this man has to just up and say that to her face! As a former man she can see his point of view but this is not how one wins over a female. The situation is so humorous a chuckle escapes her before she responds, “And what if I don’t care? You said you’ve done your research on me, yeah? Then you should have learned that I have no interest in children. I don’t really care in ‘continuing the line’ or even strengthening it as far as my quirk is concerned. Also,” She gains a smirk, “You really need to work on your pick up lines.”