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"Please sleep with me."
'Twas your average hot August summer day.
Perhaps that was the reason Shouto felt unusually "hot".
And possibly, that was also the reason Katsuki didn't start yelling right then and there.
".... Huh?"
"I'm asking you to complete our relationship."
"............... Huh?"
Maybe both of them had spent way too much time out in the sun, having gym class in the middle of a summer day was never the most healthy thing to do, probably.
"I said-"
"FINE FINE SHUT UP I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!"
"Ah."
"So uh... What's this relationship you speak of? Don't go thinking that just because I... Kissed you one or two times there's anything going on between us! Alright!? Who do you think you are? Do you think I'm one of these demented fangirls that go around shouting: Todoroki I love you please marry me! Is that what you're thinking??"
He got no immediate response, at least not from the one he expected it from, he was very confused to see Shouto, smiling, on the verge of laughing, and that a few people were looking at him, some weirded out, some smiling like idiots.
"Alright, I accept."
".... Huh?"
"I'll marry you Bakugou."
"DIE!!!"
He was still confused, and why was everyone laughing? Didn't anyone understand that what he said was just an imitation?
"You've kissed me already 8 times but you never told me you love me, it sounds nice, can you say it again?"
"GO TO HELL AND DIE!!"
"... Try again?"
"DIE!!!"
The rest of the students were so used to these types of conversations by now, no one was really paying attention, and Katsuki was damn glad for it.
"So can I come to your house?"
"HELL NO!!!"
"Please?"
"NEVER!"
"Why?"
"I'm not letting you meet my family! They're crazy!"
"I'd love to see the people who raised you this way, to be honest."
"Look, you aren't coming within 100 meters of my house, never, not over my dead body!"
"Well can't you then arrange it in a way that your family won't be home?"
"In what way exactly? Hey yall, I'm bringing my boyfriend over cuz he wants to do things to me, so get out? I'd rather die!"
"You could certainly word it a bit differently, for example, I want to bring my lover over, please lend me the house for a day."
"No, never."
"Why not?"
"If you're so obsessed with that idea, then why not go to your house huh?"
"No."
"See? You don't want to do this either, why should I?"
"... No."
"Aren't you super rich and stuff? I'm sure your house has more space and-"
"I have a lot of siblings."
"And isn't your moth-"
"Let's not go there."
It's not like Katsuki is scared of him, of course, but whenever Todoroki sends him the death glare he prefers to not press the matter any more than necessary.
"Y-yeah... So I could try, I guess, I'll discuss it with them, but I'm not promising anything."
"Thank you Bakugou."
"Shut up, you, uggghhhh I'm going to uh yeah, don't you dare follow me!"
He kept repeating to himself that he'd rather get kidnapped by villains than having to look at Todoroki's stupid victorious smile, and by thinking that he spent 5 hours of picturing it on his mind non-stop anyway.
Needless to say, he went home very irritated.
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"Ghhh... it's so weird when nobody is here, it's so silent, almost like a different place..."
"Is it really that loud usually? Can't say I don't relate."
Todoroki was pleasantly surprised to learn the next day that Bakugou somehow managed to convince his parents to go on a long date and actually has the house all to himself, so he got his stuff -a bag of questionable, unknown content- ready and before he knew it, they were walking "home" together after school, which for some reason made him feel especially happy and excited, maybe he can convince him to rent an apartment together in the future.
"What the hell? Are we both family-cursed? Or is there something wrong with all modern parents?"
Katsuki threw his bag on the floor like the rebel he is, fully intending to take advantage of his new status as the master of the house for... As long as it lasts, at least a few hours, his parents told him they'll be back at night, early night or late at night, it didn't matter that much.
Without warning as he wasn't looking, he felt 2 strong hands grabbing him by the waist almost forcefully, he wanted to act like it didn't faze him or anything but a small yelp probably did, in fact, escape him and now he's gonna repeat it on his mind so many times till he fully convince himself that Shouto did not hear it, even without any proof.
"I don't know... But I don't feel like talking about that right now, let's do something else shall we?"
"Whh- T-The hell!? T-ttt-..."
As much as he tried to talk like a normal, uninterested, and/or pissed off human being, which was a lot, even he had trouble smoothly voicing his words when someone was at the same time kissing the base of his neck and oh hell is he trying to feel his chest wait, wait a second dammit.
"Wait!- Todoroki! Calm your t-WwwAAhh..."
"What is it? Isn't that what we came here for?"
Is it?
He can't really remember right now.
His face had abruptly collided with the couch's seat pillows and it was uncomfortable and he couldn't really breath because his body was in a terribly uncomfortable bent position and every single thing was uncomfortable and yet that that that guy was laying on top of his back trying to kiss him and somehow this entire terrible situation wasn't that bad and
he really isn't sure
but he was sweating so, terribly, much...
"Eeey Katsuki? Wait you're home already?"
He was going to think "wait, who talked?" But before even that he elbowed his companion to get him as far away as possible with a reaction speed so fast most hero wannabes would be envious of.
"DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh damn, why so angry? Did I surprise you?"
"OF-FREAKING-COURSE YOU DID!! Why are you here!!? Didn't you say you'd be back at nighttime!? Don't tell me you didn't even leave yet!?"
Shouto was just awkwardly watching Bakugou's sweaty mess trying to lay on the couch's back in a way that suggested he was doing it for no reason other than feeling like it, and not that he had been forcefully pinned there just moments ago, screaming at some sort of lady clone of himself, a big sister? Who had randomly spawned out of a door, looking weirdly amused at them.
"Yeah well, we went to the cinema but the movie was very boring so I came back, is it a bother?"
"Did you just abandon dad there!?"
"Yes so what, he can come back by himself, he's not 3."
"That's not even the problem here!"
"Why are you so bothered by it? Damn son chill the hell out, besides I really wanted to see your friend since you never bring any home anymore, heyo my name is Mitsuki!"
The last part was obviously directed to Todoroki, but the only way he could react with was by waving a little bit, he's too shocked, confused, embarrassed and in pain to say anything, he tried.
He's not perfectly sure what happened after that, but Bakugou grabbed him by his collar and dragged him to -assuming his- room.
"That dirty old hag! She did it on purpose! I know it! She just wanted to ruin this day for us! You don't just get asked from someone to leave you the house for no reason at all! I mean, she probably suspected what I meant so she just wanted to ruin it ughhhhh I should have expected that, see that's why I didn't want to bring you here, there's no point, my family hates me!"
"Did you... Not tell her why you wanted them to leave?"
"OF COURSE NOT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?"
"Did you tell her that I'm your boyfriend?"
"....... Not quite. Hey! Do you have any idea how much teasing I would have to go through if I did that!? No, you don't, that's why you say stupid stuff like that! And don't you dare laugh it off or I'm gonna smash your pretty face!"
"Hmmm......... Oh well, another day then, show me how you spend your days."
"....... Huh?"
"I'm already in your house, so I'm curious, how do you use your time?"
"...... HUH!!???"
"I said-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!"
"Then why do you act as if you didn't?"
"Because everything that comes out of your mouth is so unbearably stupid I have to take a long time to process it!"
"I said something stupid?"
"DIE!!"
"Bakugou."
"The hell do you want!?"
"I don't understand what you're trying to say."
As much as he wanted to explain himself, he couldn't find a proper way to tell him "You started all this, turned me on so much, and now you're saying nevermind, I can't accept this, I want you, right now."
It sounded weak in his head, therefore he couldn't say it, and everything else was just instinct, good old bakuinstinct.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE DAMN STUPID!!"
"Um... Ah, I get it, you're too shy to tell me how you spend your time? It's fine, I'm not gonna make fun of you or anything."
"... WHAT!!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM!??"
"You know, I can't read y-"
Today on bakuinstinct, if Todoroki keeps talking, he'll keep thinking, and if he keeps thinking, he might just figure out the correct answer, so to shut him up+prove how unbearable manly and strong (STRONG!! STRONG MEANS TOP!) he is, he's going to... Shut his mouth by punching it with his own.
That's... Got to work right? Right!?
Little did he know that by forcefully falling on top of him, slamming him to the floor, and passionately- ahem "violently" kissing him, all he managed to do was tell him exactly what was on his mind, except with actions instead of words.
Though Shouto couldn't exactly talk, so he didn't comment on it.
Seeing that he wasn't trying to fight back, Katsuki grabbed the other's legs and put them around him without ever letting their heads move apart, who knows what kind of nonsense Todoroki might start spouting next if that ever happens.
And no their tongues did not fight for dominance, they actually got along pretty well.
As he was starting to grind their lower bodies against each other in an attempt to claim his proud topping rights, and Shouto embraced Bakugou's neck in such a warm and accepting way, he heard quick footsteps right outside his room, instantly he jumped off and ran to his bed, grabbing some random book laying around and trying to look natural, right as he wiped off a little saliva trailing from his mouth, his mother busted through the door.
"KATSUKI, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M VENTILATING THE HOUSE? KEEP YOUR FREAKING DOOR OPEN!!"
"I DON'T CARE! DIE!!"
And so she was gone, leaving his door wide open.
..................
He would close the door again, but maybe that would make her suspicious, so he just stayed there doing nothing for a little while, then he got off on the other side of the bed.
"Hey, come over here."
"... Why?"
"You can't see this part of the room by just passing outside of the door."
"Ah..."
Katsuki waited for a grand total of 2 seconds, then got back on the bed to take a look at his partner who was on the verge of falling asleep on his floor, hair a mess, face kind of a mess, and hadn't moved an inch since he got off him.
"HEY! Don't just fall asleep you goddamn idiot! Get up, come on!"
"I don't wanna..."
"What! Why!?"
"Mm... There's no point, I don't feel like it anymore."
"I don't give a damn about how you feel! Now get! Up!"
Todoroki looked at him, looking mildly annoyed but didn't say anything, and Katsuki knew that if they just glared at each other for a little bit more, Shouto would give in.
Just a little more.......
Getting there.....
Just... A little bit... Mooooorrreeeeee.....
YES, THAT'S IT, HE'S GETTING UP!
And then a school bag got thrown right on Katsuki's head.
"AND DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR STUFF LAYING AROUND THE PLACE! Ah, you too little man."
Yet another school bag got thrown, but right beside Shouto.
Then she walked off again.
.......
......................
"Bakugou..."
"..... I..."
"Let's give up."
"NO, NEVER!"
"I didn't know you wanted this so much."
Ah of course, there he goes again, that's what always happens when something isn't shutting him up.
"What are you looking at with this smug face of yours? Shut up! Go away! I don't give a damn about this or you or anything like that you relief cream ad!"
"Well then...."
Shouto got up and left the room.
... "See if I care dammit."
Looking carefully at his book, it was just his English schoolbook.
"Uuuuugggghhhhhh....."
Boring.
He kept looking at his clock, and every time he did, 30 seconds had barely passed, the more he waited for time to pass so he won't look desperate, the more time kept torturing him by barely passing at all.
"AAAAAH DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!"
4 minutes had passed.
He sprinted outside and started looking for Todoroki, ready to smash a fist to his face, and soon enough he found him along with his mom, cooking.
"... Huh?"
"Hey Katsuki, we're making a cake, come join."
"... Why are you making a cake?"
"So we'll have something decent to feed your boyfriend, geez, where are your manners?"
"He's nOt My bOYFRIeND!"
"And I think we all making something will just add more to the experience! Oh, do you 2 perhaps want to make it together?"
"NO!"
"I don't know how to cook without help..." Shouto was awkwardly moving around the mixer.
"Ah? It's fine, Katsuki knows how to make cakes, and some oth-"
"SHUT UP YOU!!!" Look at his manliness, dissolving into nothing thanks to his awful mother, how would Todoroki see him from now on? How!?
"DON'T YELL DAMMIT!!!"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!"
Shouto loved the Bakugous.
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He opened the door, tired and disappointed.
He walked into his familiar house, immediately his ears were assaulted by cries, yells, a loud TV, and munching sounds. His nose was attacked by a stench that he slowly managed to tell apart as popcorn, cake, and junk food... Cheese? Bacon?
Slowly he approached the couch to find his wife, son, and some other boy watching some sort of... Romance splatter movie? The noise they were making over it was ridiculous, but he said nothing, they were so loud they didn't even notice him, carefully he went to the kitchen to eat something before resting, he didn't want to risk getting involved in whatever was going on, because surely it'd be exhausting, and it was already late, the kitchen smelled like the foods in the other room, but neither of them was actually present, so he grabbed something from the fridge even more disappointed..
"DIE!! DIE!!! YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"STOP THIS!!!"
"This is too much!"
"KATSUKI DON'T BLOW UP THE TV AGAIN I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
Today sleeping was going to be hard.
"Todoroki are you actually crying!?"
"HE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!!"
Why on earth is everyone crying???
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"They are too small..."
Looking back he saw Todoroki struggling to button up his pajama shirt.
"Huuuh? Well it's not my fault you're giant!"
"I'm not giant... I hadn't realized you were that smaller than me. I was sure your pajamas would fit me, I guess I'm too used to Japanese ones."
"Are you making fun of my height!!?"
"I'm not! It's fine, they aren't that tight, I'll just sleep this way."
Staring at him leaving unbuttoned his shirt, Katsuki was 80% sure he just let it this way to tease him, because he knew him, and that really sounded something Shouto would do, damn him.
As if randomly announcing that he planned to sleep here wasn't enough.
Shouto quickly climbed on the bed and covered himself beside him, facing him, boldly putting his hand on top of his own.
"Goodnight Bakugou."
".... Huh?"
"Have pleasant dreams." And so he closed his eyes, proving that he's done for the day.
And Katsuki stared at him as if he was a lunatic.
Goodnight? What did he mean by that, was he actually planning to... Sleep? He did say a little while ago that he was tired, and alright it was already 12 but... Yes, fine, Katsuki was exhausted, he wasn't used to staying up that late on a school day, and they'd have to get up early tomorrow too but, BUT, his needs still hadn't been addressed! He waited so long, so damn long for this, he had to put up with his stupid mother for so so so many hours and all the weird stuff they did, they were tired so what, after that they can sleep, it's fine, if anything he bets they'll sleep even better, he had plans for them tonight, so many plans, he would destroy him, he would ruin him, he would do him so hard he wouldn't be able to sit for a week, no, 2 weeks, no, a month! His mind raced so much he couldn't take it anymore, he turned on his side and put his free hand beside Todoroki's head, he was going to...
"Hey."
.............
No response.
"Todoroki."
No response.
He kissed him, but even then, no response.
Falling on his side like a sack of potatoes he proceeded to glare at his face as much as possible, maybe he would send him so many bad vibes he'll bother to react, but by his extremely slow breathing it was obvious no matter how much he didn't want to admit it, Todoroki was fast asleep.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FALL ASLEEP IN LIKE TWO MINUTES!?
He wanted to wake him up, to yell at his face, to shook him awake
but
he knew that he was very tired
but
that wasn't even the main issue here
he was too damn adorable
and
and peaceful
to disturb him
...
Damn that guy.
He couldn't really sleep with his hormones yelling at him so much, looking at his free hand he considered just pleasing himself and be done with it but
B U T
He couldn't, not with Todoroki sleeping right in front of him and looking so sweet and tenderly holding his hand.
Damn. That. Guy.
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Bakugou.
Bakugou Bakugou Bakugou Bakugou Bakugou
BakugouBakugouBakugouBakugouBakugouBakugou
What kind of evil chant is this?
He let half of his consciousness to go back to the wakeland just to realize that someone was trying to shook him awake while... Repositioning his clothes? Dressing him? Undressing him? Trying to look at something under his clothes? He wasn't sure because he was too tired to deal with this right now.
"What do you think you are doing?"
"Ah, you finally woke up."
"No, I'm sleeping, goodnight."
And so he turned around, end of discussion.
"Bakugou wait."
...
All he wanted was to go back to the dreamland in peace, but no, a certain someone just had to keep touching him in all sort of annoying ways and dear god is he licking him this is getting really out of hand.
Did he actually feel bad for a guy like this last night? He wanted to "contain" himself? For Todoroki? Really? What was he thinking? He'd get him back for this one day, even just for the inner humiliation that he's having right now because he dared to think the princess is cute and innocent and he shouldn't disturb his sleep for his own selfish carnal desires but now said princess is doing exactly that to him and hoo boy does he hate himself right now.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Go to sleep! What time do you think it is!?"
"I happened to wake up and noticed it was just 12 minutes before your alarm so."
"So WHAT?"
"Well I thought that now it was a good time to continue where we left off yesterday."
".... Are you actually kidding me?"
"No, I'm very serious."
Katsuki considered blasting Todoroki's face off, but he decided to contain himself, something that he'll probably regret again soon enough.
Next 5 minutes were spent in agonizing pushing, kicking, and whining.
Last 5 minutes were spent in peaceful sleep.
When the alarm started ringing he almost cried.
But later he had the chance to see the great, powerful, beautiful and popular Todoroki in bed hair, almost literally dozing off during breakfast, and generally having a terrible morning probably due to him spending the night in an unfamiliar house. So whatever, it was all worth it.... Probably.