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Day 1
It's just my luck that right when I think things are finally going my way, someone (Ren) tells me that I have to pack my stuff because the entire First Order is going on a cruise. Okay, where do I even begin? Our new supreme leader Kylo Ren decided that his first major decision as supreme leader was making annual First Order cruises a thing. I could have lived a good long life without having to cruise the galaxy with a bunch of morons. The weird thing is, apart from Phasma I think that everyone was excited to go. I politely, nicely, I asked Ren if I could stay back while the rest of the First Order went on their dumb little cruise. He said I had to come and I honestly think that it was just to drive me crazy. So I thought as I got onto our little cruise ship, 'well at least things can't get any worse.'
Well I have only been here for one day and guess what? It got worse. It got much worse. First, we got sent to our rooms. Apparently though they are hosting another smaller group at the same time as us though so they don't have room for us all to have our own rooms. So guess who has to share a bunk bed with Ren? Of course, who else, I do. Of all of the rude words I could say none would begin to express how I feel right now. Ren wanted the top bunk but I claimed it first hoping I could at least get some form of vengeance. Ren looked angry but at least he didn't destroy anything. After that we unpacked. I only brought the essentials, in fact I brought less than that. I wasn't allowed to bring my toothpaste, but Ren was allowed to bring his entire stash of coffee creamer. If there was even a word to express the annoyance...
Moving on, after unpacking I went to talk to the pilot of the cruise ship. He was some old guy that wouldn't show his face to me. He hid behind a chair with a hood over his head. He had a strong accent, but his voice sounded vaguely familiar. I asked him who the other group was, and he said that he didn't know but they were picking them up right now. I saw his gloved hand turn on a tractor beam, and then looked down at the ship they were bringing in. I knew that this trip was a bad idea from the beginning but now I was sure that it would kill us all.
At that moment Ren just so happened to walk in and, seeing the ship they were pulling in yelled at the pilot to "shoot that piece of junk out of the sky." Then suddenly it was as if his face came to a quick realization, and he said in an oddly rehearsed sounding voice, "Never mind, actually." After that he proceeded to laugh nervously. As I walked out I jabbed him with my bony elbow and didn't wait for his reaction. Of course the Resistance was here, why wouldn't they be. This trip was just one bad thing after another, they were sure to show up at some point anyway.
I proceeded to gather a few troopers hoping that we could just shoot down the entire resistance while they walked through the door, but Ren passed me in the hall before I could do anything. I saw him headed towards the door and assumed that he was going to kill them and I didn't need to get the troopers. I was relieved actually, besides the troopers would probably miss them anyway. But when that scavenger girl opened the door, Ren proceeded to whisper a couple of things and then they both snuck into the janitor's closet. The rest of the pitiful Resistance didn't come out for another five minutes and when they did I hid behind a corridor so that they didn't notice me. I realized that where I was standing was right outside the closet Ren and the scavenger were in.
I put my ear to the door and listened. All I could make out though was the girl asking Ren if everything was in order, and him telling her that it was. Suddenly the door started to open and I found myself running down the hallway. I heard the girl yell something so I ran into my room and hid. That's where I've been all night. I don't know how this trip is going to go but one thing is certain, it's going to be very, very interesting.