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Oh no. What do i do? (to be read in Tony's sarcastic tone)

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Chapter 1: Mr. Righteousness

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Steve walked across the bar, notably pissed off. He could hear the girl asking the man to go away, but he kept insisting that the girl should come with him. Steve crossed the bar, and sat on the stool right between them.

 

"Hey buddy, I notice you're being rude to this woman. She has asked you to leave several times. Why haven't you?" His tone was calm, but with a hint of steely aggression. 

''Well, you see, i think she could have a great time with my lower parts.  and her parts arent to bad either.''

 

''It's clear that you are an asshole, and I would like to leave the bar before I make you.

 

People are walking their dog outside, and all of a sudden, 

WHAM! 

The dude is thrown out the window, and into the street. 

Steve walks out the bar, wiping his hands off, and leaving