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once upon a time endeavor and all might were in love
"oh, endeavor, how i love you so," said yagi toshinori, wrapping his big buff dad arms around his endeavor.
endeavor then walked in and stared at yagi's endeavor
"what the fresh titty hell," he said meanly. yagi growled and protectively strengthened his hold around his car.
"go to hell, enji, you benz fucker"
it was true; enji was a benz fxxker. though he did not engage in coital activities with his car, he Disrespected it, as no hero ought to- there exists a certain plight for heroes and villians alike before they recieve their First car.
his son, todoroki shouto, was notably a good boy who much prefered a classic porsche for which he'd make sure to work and pay respects. yagi admired that- what a good son with a valid taste in engines.
"i bet my benz can capture villians better than your mitsubishi endeavor," said endeavor, being a little b*tch
"it is the heart of the car that hums with its engine that matters, not its flashy exterior!" roared yagi
yagi knew better than anyone that outside appearances matter not. after all his young mechanic protege izuku midoriya could lift and bench press 6 range rovers, however he quite frankly took the outside physical appearance of a raisin with defined arm muscles
izuku was fond of a good, effective corolla, and he often lovingly took long road trips in it with his friends
yagi had been gently teaching him for about a year, because unlike the benz buffalo, he knew he was not above the law and wouldnt let his child drive below the legal age
sometimes shouto would escape his father's oppressive car agenda and participate in one of izukus long road trips, much to the utter delight of yagi, who now had not only robbed enji of his desired spot a #1 hero mechanic, but also his son
endeavor hands shook. he raised his flaming screwdriver, shaking with violent rage.
"yagi.." he breathed unpleasantly. "i will wreck your endeavor."
yagi allowed himself a round of good natured laughter, pushing his animosity away due to the sheer ridiculousness of the threat.
"id like to see you try, enji"
enjis mustache turned blue to signify his rage. "you laugh now, but soon you will be sobbing," he muttered unpleasantly. he did nearly everything unpleasantly.
endeavor walked away, leaving the other kind hearted mitsubishi owner unaware of the evil deeds brewing within the confines of his wretched noggin. after all, despite the fact that he disliked enji, yagi did not consider him evil- not yet. enji allowed an unpleasant grin to spread across his face as the flames turned red once more.
endeavor walked away, leaving the other kind hearted mirsubishi owner unawarw of the evil deeds brewing within the confines of his wretched noggin. after all, despite the fact that he disliked enji, yagi did not consider him evil- not yet. enji allowed an unpleasant grin to spread across his face as the flames turned red once more.