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“You think wardrobe doesn’t matter? A cautionary tale,” Dorian said.
“One sultry summer in Antiva City, fringe became all the rage. A wave of madness swept Antiva, with the rich and unoccupied competing to see how much of their ensemble could consist solely of fringe. It reached its climax at the end of summer with designers constructing outfits that were little but strategically arranged strings with variable lengths and densities of fringe hanging off them. Then it all came crashing down. A rash of fringe-related accidents occurred, the most tragic involving some very long fringe and a fast moving cart...”