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1. Hammer Of The Gods by lokilickedme

   Fandoms: Loki - Fandom, Thor - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • at least one of the construction guys/the poor woman next door
   • Fallen Angel/Tater Tot
   • Jake/Tate
   • AU Tom Hiddleston
   • AU Loki
   • AU Thor
   • AU Chris Hemsworth - Character
   • so far unnamed female (give me a minute)
   • okay Tate I guess her name is Tate
   • hell I dunno it's as good as anything I guess
   • Explicit Language
   • Dirty Talk
   • Dirty Thoughts
   • heavy smut to come later
   • just really profane language for no good reason at all
   • except that I love to hear men curse
   • so it's sort of a Real Life AU thing
   • Inspired by Real Events
   • imagine Loki and Thor having been on Earth for so long that they've forgotten who they are
   • or they just don't care anymore
   • and now they're doing construction work because hey Thor's kinda good with a hammer and all
   • maybe I'm just projecting onto the crew that's actually working next door to my house
   • they've been a constant source of enjoyment to me for the last several weeks
   • so now you get to enjoy them too
   • eventually there will be sex
   • of a particularly smutty variety
   • and you guys are screaming for a threesome
   • which I can't guarantee will happen
   • but I'll consider it
   • short chapters because that's how it happened
   • but that means quick updates so
   • have fun
   • so much innuendo it's not even funny anymore
   • it's just getting worse
   • finally sex
   • and it's doggy style
   • More Sex
   • Just a whole lotta smut
   • and a strip club
   • And more sex
   • Tate is making up for lost time
   • Complete

   Summary

   When the former drug den next door went up for auction by the bank, Tate thought it would be a while before she had to worry about neighbors. And then someone bought the dilapidated old house with the intention of flipping it back onto the market...and then the renovations crew showed up...and then everything sorta went to hell in a nice wicker basket.

   Two men of dubious origin, a hammer, numerous noisy implements of construction-related mayhem, and one very foul mouthed carpenter later, life's starting to take on some unexpected aspects that a newly divorced mother of two wouldn't have thought acceptable...much less desirable.

   So much for that.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Forgotten Gods

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,043

   Chapters:

   30/30

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