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[Winston] added [Satya Vaswani], [Hana Song], [Fareeha Amari], [Lúcio Correia Dos Santos], [Soldier:76], [Hanzo Shimada], [Tekhartha Zenyatta], [Aleksandra Zaryanova], [Mei-Ling Zhou], [Jamison Fawkes], [Mako Rutledge] and [Brigette Lindholm] to the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
WINSTON: Welcome to the Overwatch Emergency Chat, please note this chat is for emergency contact only. If any of you see anyone using this chat for non-emergency use, contact me immediately.
[Hana Song] entered the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
[Hana Song] changed their name to [D.Va]
D.VA: wow! a chatroom, how retro!
[Tracer] re-entered the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
TRACER: Winston? Love? When are you going to learn that this is never going to work?
WINSTON: Have faith, Lena.
D.VA: yeah lena, have faith :D
TRACER: Hana… you don’t don’t understand
[McCree] re-entered the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
[Genji Shimada] re-entered the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
TRACER: Speakin of the devils!
GENJI: really this thing again?
MCCREE: what genji said
WINSTON: Like I said Lena, have faith.
TRACER: I'll only have faith if I'm able to moderate these two dweebs. You can't do it alone Winston!
WINSTON: Is that all?
TRACER: Yes.
[Winston] promoted [Tracer] to Moderator
TRACER: Awe, thanks Winston
WINSTON: No problem, Lena.
[Winston] left the chat [Overwatch Emergency Chat]
[Tracer] changed the name of the chat to [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
MCCREE: thanks lena!!
GENJI: u really got him
TRACER: winston's my best pal, it was only a matter of time
GENJI: and here i thought your best pal was the cyborg
D.VA: so we're not using this as an emergency chat room?
D.VA: awesome!!!
D.VA: @LÚCIO
[Lúcio Correia Dos Santos] entered the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
LÚCIO: what is this?
D.VA: a group chat for overwatch agents
TRACER: just don't tell winston
D.VA: got it!
LÚCIO: so is it just us three here or what?
GENJI: mccree and i are here too
MCCREE: howdy
LÚCIO: howdy?
D.VA: who else is cool that can join our club
GENJI: @TEKHARTHA
MCCREE: @FAREEHA
[Tekhartha Zenyatta] entered the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
[Tekhartha Zenyatta] changed their name to [Zenyatta]
[Fareeha Amari] entered the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
[Fareeha Amari] changed their name to [Pharah]
ZENYATTA: So Kind Of You To Think I'm Cool Enough To Join Your Club, Genji.
PHARAH: what's good jesse
MCCREE: i fucked your bitch fareeha
PHARAH: jesse ... you and i both know genji is not my bitch
GENJI: hey!
MCCREE: still is a bitch tho
GENJI: JESSE!
[Mercy] re-entered the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
MERCY: Ladies, you're all pretty.
PHARAH: not as pretty as you angela ;-]
MCCREE: WOAHHH
MERCY: Always the flirt, Fareeha.
PHARAH: that's what @SATYA thinks too <3
GENJI: WOAHHH x2
TRACER: ha! gay!
[Satya Vaswani] entered the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
[Satya Vaswani] changed their name to [Symmetra]
SYMMETRA: If I'm not mistaken, you're also gay Miss Oxton.
TRACER: well duh, i meant it positively, satya! gay is the number 1 way!
SYMMETRA: Of course...
PHARAH: hi babe, meet my friends!! mom used to talk about the events of this chat all the time.
MCCREE: ana was a hoot
GENJI: lmao remember the shampoo incident
D.VA: what's the shampoo incident
LÚCIO: yeah, what??
PHARAH: genji??
GENJI: your mom is the one that did it
PHARAH: sigh, my mom exchanged commander morrisons shampoo with bleach and he almost went bald
GENJI: and then commander reyes had to give up one of his beanies for like… a month
PHARAH: pretty sure he would've done it regardless
[Mccree] went idle
D.VA: huh
GENJI: he’s still shaken up about reyes, i’ll go check on him
MERCY: Thank you Genji.
GENJI: no problem, angela.
[Genji Shimada] left the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
MERCY: It seems everything else is going smoothly - I’ll be in the med-bay but please, don't hurt yourselves.
D.VA: what if i want a lollipop?
MERCY: Who told you I had lollipops?
D.VA: fareeha.
MERCY: Then, I guess you can visit for that reason.
D.VA: AWE HELL YES!
[Mercy] left the chat [OVERWATCH IS BACK IN ACTION]
D.VA: anyways… tracer, whomst is/was commander reyes?
TRACER: oh! he was the leader of blackwatch, a father figure to jesse.
LÚCIO: hana why did you say whomst
D.VA: why not?
D.VA: whomst are you for asking?
[Tracer] changed the name of the chat to [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
PHARAH: why is lúcio?
LÚCIO: why is lúcio what??
D.VA: lúcio.
SYMMETRA: I don’t understand.
SYMMETRA: What does “whomst” mean?
PHARAH: don’t worry about it babe <3
SYMMETRA: I’ll try, Fareeha. <3
TRACER: you two are too cute! it makes me miss emily
PHARAH: why don't you ask winston to give her a communicator too?
TRACER: never thought about that!!!
SYMMETRA: Speaking of Winston, he just called me to his lab. Care to join?
TRACER: yes!
PHARAH: of course
SYMMETRA: I meant Lena, but you can come too Fareeha.
PHARAH: thanks babe <3
SYMMETRA: <3
[Symmetra] left the chat [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
[Tracer] left the chat [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
[Pharah] left the chat [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
D.VA: psst lúcio - is it just us?
LÚCIO: i think so.
D.VA: great! meet me in my room in 15 minutes.
LÚCIO: bet.
D.VA: bet.
[D.Va] left the chat [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
[Lúcio Correia Dos Santos] left the chat [WHOMST IS LÚCIO]
Zenyatta: Fuck My Existence Right?