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In the dark hallways of the Port Mafia headquarters walked with slow steps Dazai wondring where his partner has been for the whole day. No need to mention that in fact, he just missed teasing him and seeing his flustrated state. He didn't find him in his room nor in the training room then only one place was left.
'Anee-san's quarters are always so lively .' He thought at the light coming out from a slightly opened door and the voices of the girls inside.
As he went in, one of the girls welcomed him then directed him where the executive was even though the latter warned them that no one should get inside 'It's his partner so i guess it's okay .' She thought.
Behind some curtains, he found Kouyou sitting there sipping on her tea. Elise was also there adjusting some girl's obi, or at least, that was what Dazai thought before said girl turns to face her superior to get her opinion making him realize it wasn't a girl wearing that super expensive red Yukata with a golden obi wrapped around their waist.
It was a boy.
Not any boy that is.
It was Chuuya, Dazai's partner.
That was when everything went upside down, not in the room though since they both were literally frozen, it was only inside of them but it still could be seen from the outside at the dark blush painting both the teenagers cheeks. Kouyou had to hold back a loud laugh at their priceless reaction while Elise chose to interrupt the whole scene.
"Ah, Dazai, you have got such a good timing, we were planning for Chuuya to-"
"I have to leave ."
Dazai didn't wait any second to turn on his steps but the older woman stopped him by her teasing.
"That is so rude of you, Dazai-kun, leaving without even complimenting this gorgeous lady standing in front of you ."
Chuuya tightly grabbed with his small hands on his yukata not daring to lift his head up, he wasn't ready- his heart definitely wasn't ready for this. He knew he won't be hearing the end of this for the next weeks, if not months from the brunet.
Dazai getting closer at Kouyou's words didn't help Chuuya's heart to ease at all. Dazai suddenly resting the palm of his hand on Chuuya's chest made his heart stop !
"Flat ."
Dazai muttered with a rough voice.
"Her chest is flat ."
He took advantage of their shocked state to leave with no other comment, himself trying to ease his heart that was throbbing inside his chest. He sure didn't miss how Chuuya's heart was just the same as his and he prefered to ignore that smile that found it's way to his lips at the thought.
"Rude !!! He's so rude !"
Elise yelled irritatingly as she followed him while Kouyou only sighed getting up from her seat then resting her hands on the ginger's shoulders to ease him since he still was frozen there processing what just happened.
"Why did i even expect something else from Mori-kun's subordinate, forget about his comment, he was just jealous that's why he didn't want to admit it ."
"But .. why would he be jealous ?"
"Why .. ? I think that even if i explain you wouldn't quit get it .. let's just try the other dresses, okay ?"
"The bastard ran away but yeah, let's waste no time and prepare Chuuya for tomorrow ."
Elise muttered still irritated at the brunet not expecting Chuuya to tear up and yell at her.
"You were the one who planned for him to come, weren't you ??"
"Why would i do that ?"
"Just forget about it ! I'm not participating in your contest anymore !!!"
He took off his hairpin then threw it away before going back where he was changing his clothes to cry on his own making Elise tear up too.
"They are ruining everything i worked for these last two days .."
"Don't worry, he's just saying that because he's angry, he promised he would help you and he isn't the kind to go back on his words so calm down and let's get him back here ."
Kouyou was already tired at dealing with these kids. She made sure to take a note on making Mori pay for this later.
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"A contest ? For what ?"
"To find the beauty of the Port Mafia ."
Ango answered his friend who couldn't hide his surprise.
"Who would believe a dangerous organisation as the Port Mafia would organise such events ... who had the idea though ?"
"It's Elise-chan, she's Boss's protegee so she does whatever she wants and well, we have no work so how about we check it out ? maybe we will get to see something interesting ."
Oda nodded at his friend's suggestion then they both headed where the contest was held. It was a large room with a lot of chairs that were already taken by the other members of the PM. They seemed quit excited which wasn't surprising but what was the less surprising was the fact that Mori- the Boss himself was sitting in the first row shouting Elise's name.
The concept wasn't hard, the participants only had to show up with something elegant then the voting will be done by all the members. Anyone was welcomed to participate but in the end, there were only three contestants.
Oda and Ango only stood in the back and fortunately for them, they didn't have to wait since the lights already turned off means the show was starting.
The lights suddenly turned on focusing on one elegant woman standing on the stage, it seems that Kouyou was the first one to show up with her gorgeous sexy red dress making almost everyone, men and women with no distinction, mind blown at her beauty especially since they weren't used to see her wearing anything else than her Yukatas or letting her hair down but most importantly, showing so much skin !
But they didn't even get to enjoy the sight yet when all her subordinates, girls and boys were surrounding her protectively and glaring at anyone who dares have any inappropriate thoughts of her making all of them shiver.
"It seems that there are only three participants, all Kouyou-san's subordinates refused to participate since they knew they had no chance in winning against her besides, they have a more important mission which is protecting her as it seems ."
Ango commented not too focused on their show making his friend chuckle.
"Who are the other two contestants then ?"
Oda got no answer since the next participant already showed up. It was Elise with her fluffy red dress and her hair tied up in a form of a flower. She even had an embrella with a color that matched her dress. Mori wasn't only shouting, he was crying now but the most shocking was how fast his expression changed as he turned his head and death glared his subordinates making them all not dare to look at the young girl in fear.
Elise kept her smile till her time ended and she left the stage. Dazai couldn't get more irritated especially at Mori shouting beside him. He wasn't even interested in the contest but his superior forced him to come along with him, he was actually more concerned about Chuuya after he didn't get to meet him since the comment he made the previous day.
He thought it was his chance to leave and search for the ginger with Mori still daydreaming about Elise but he didn't really have to since all the lights were now turned to a certain ginger shyly standing in the middle of the stage while wearing a beautiful and fluffy blood red dress. It was short in the front but got longer in the back showing all his legs and the small cute red high heels he was wearing. The dress's upper half ended at the limit of his chest then the fabric changed to lace as it went up surrounding his neck and leaving all his shoulders and arms exposed while on his back, the dress starts at the limit between his back and butt letting all his back exposed too without forgetting that he was wearing make up and even a small red crown on his hair that made him look like a real princess.
Everyone was mesmerized at his beauty not even realizing that it's actually a boy except Ango who's first thought was to take off his glasses to see better, as contradicting as it seems.
After a moment, one from the audience started cheering then two then everyone making the ginger more than embarassed, he wanted to go back inside already and fortunately, his partner could read his thoughts as he suddenly went on the stage then grabbed the ginger's wrist forcefully pulling him inside surprising everyone else.
"Isn't he the demon prodigy ?"
Oda questionned confusingly also surprised at Dazai's sudden behaviour.
"He is and the other one is his partner ."
"What- i thought his partner was a boy ..."
"He is but he dressed up as a girl and trapped all of us ... so all in all, we got a dangerous woman, a loli and a ... trap i guess, now i'm really wondering who will win ."
Elise and Kouyou fastly went on stage asking everyone to start their voting as if what Dazai did never happened while the latter angrily took Chuuya inside.
"I see why you didn't show up these last days, so this was what you were planning to do ... are you satisfied now ?!"
"What's with you ?! Let go of my wrist first !!"
Not like Dazai ever heard him as he did the opposite by grabbing the other's wrist tighter.
"How dare you do such a thing, Chuuya ?! Or did you like the look they were giving you ? Did you like showing up almost naked in front of them ? Is it that you want them to fantasize about you and have lewd thoughts of you ? Is this what you want, Chuuya ?!!!"
"What the hell is wrong with you ?! Stop throwing a full tantrum over something worthless ! Anee-san and Elise didn't want to compete by themselves so they asked for my help and i helped them, that is all !"
Chuuya tried to pull his wrist away but didn't put too much force on it since he didn't want to ruin his dress only for Dazai to grab both his elbows pulling him closer and looking down on him.
"You didn't even ask for my opinion while you're my-"
"I'm not your dog nor your subordinate ! I do whatever i want i don't need your fucking permission ?!"
"Aah is that so ? So you really think anyone would look at a flat chested shortie like you ? You're just ridiculing yourself, Chuuya so stop craving for everyone's attention ."
"I don't want anyone's attention goddamnit ! I promised to help them and that's what i did, you're the one who's weird with all your thoughts, i don't even get why you're angry in the first place-"
"You're mine, Chuuya .."
"No i'm not ! I'm no one's-"
"I said you're mine !"
"And i-"
Chuuya didn't even get to finish his words since they were silenced by the other's lips on his in a messy kiss ruining all of his lipstick in the way. He wanted to pull away but he had nowhere to run with Dazai's arms on his back holding him still before one of them goes down grabbing his butt making him shiver then not care about the dress anymore as he pushed him forcefully away.
"You .. you are insane !!"
"And you are mine !"
Chuuya wiped his lips both of their lipstick and the other's saliva then instently headed out when he heard them asking for all the participants to go on stage to know who won.
'He ... he had no reason to be so angry and he even .. kissed me !!!'
The ginger wasn't focused on them at all and didn't even hear when Mori, who was the one announcing the winner's name said.
"And the winner is ... Nakahara Chuuya !!!"
... and Chuuya instently turned and looked at the brunet who gave him a death glare before he goes away. He was about to follow him but with all the others getting on stage to congratulate him, he couldn't.
"I'm so proud of you ."
Kouyou said with a warm smile while Elise was pushing Mori away.
"Even though i didn't win but i still feel like i won since i was the one preparing you so congrats, Chuu-chan~"
"It's obvious that i only won because they were scared of voting on Elise because of Boss and on Anee-san because of her subordinates ..."
Chuuya let out a nervous laugh as he looked back at the room still searching for Dazai but there was no sight of the bandaged executive.
"So ? How many voted on me ?"
Elise asked finally giving up and letting Mori lift her.
"Only one~ and that one is obviously me~"
Mori had a satisfied smile while Elise sighed, she wasn't even surprised. Then she took the papers with the results and found that the number of the ones voting for Kouyou was the same as the number of her subordinates.
"This is so funny !!"
Elise laughed outloud then checked on the number of votes for Chuuya and found that all the rest voted for him.
"Guess Chuuya's the Port Mafia's beauty then ... i know someone who's both lucky and unlucky for this~"
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After some days, Chuuya couldn't take his partner ignoring him anymore and the worst was that he was doing his possible so that Chuuya gets no missions. After one more day with no change, he decided to face him in his office.
"Why am i getting no work ?"
"Because no one would trust a small, soft and frail girl with a dangerous job~"
"You still didn't move on from that ?!"
"That's what happens when you don't behave, Chuuya ."
"But if i get no work, i will never be an executive and i will never get Randou's documents ."
"I can always get them for you~"
"I don't want to owe you anything !!"
"Then maybe i would give you work if you wore that dress again ... but only for me this time~"
"Fuck you ! You know i would never do that and even if i accepted, you already burned the dress !"
"Well i can always buy you something else but i can't promise it will hide as much skin as the dress did-"
"What-"
Chuuya's face turned the same color as his hair, he couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Why did i even bother talking to someone like you ?!!! I hate you so much you bastard !!!"
He directly ran out ignoring Dazai's laughers and teasing.
"Yes, go cry at your mama's lap as the small girl you are~"
This kept going on and on till Mori and Kouyou judged that they should interfere by sending them on a difficult mission as partners after which, for Chuuya's fortune and for Dazai's misfortune, Chuuya was finally promoted to the post of an executive.
What Chuuya could never understand though were his subordinates's red faces whenever they addressed him but mostly, Dazai's endeless hate towards Chuuya's subordinates.