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Headfirst into a political abyss

Summary:

In which the world reacts to the Pamphlet.

Notes:

So this is a prologue of sorts to a series I'm planning to write (if I ever get around to it); it's definitely been done before but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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@tjefferson

Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down right there! http://newyorktimes/the-reynolds-pamphlet/847391?$

 

@a.ham

@ tjefferson Screw off.

 

@madison_james

Have you read this?

          Repost: @tjefferson

          Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down right there! http://newyorktimes/the-reynolds-pamphlet/847391?$

 

@buzzfeed

@ a.ham is officially cancelled. Read this to find out why.

 

@angelicaschuyler

@ a.ham WHAT IS THIS

          Repost: @madison_james

          Have you read this? http://newyorktimes/the-reynolds-pamphlet/847391?$

 

@angelicaschuyler

Utterly disappointed with the treasury secretary.

 

@p.ham

@ a.ham ??????????

 

@p.ham has changed their username to @ phillip_ham

 

@angelica_ham

@ phillip_ham GET HOME NOW

          @aj_ham

          @ angelica_ham @ phillip_ham @ a.ham What's going on

 

@aaron.burr

Wake up, America.

          Repost: @tjefferson

          Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down right there! http://newyorktimes/the-reynolds-pamphlet/847391?$

 

@madison_james

Welcome to the club

          Repost: @angelicaschuyler

          Utterly disappointed with the treasury secretary.

 

@tjefferson

@ a.ham @ madison_james @ aaron.burr 98 pages is an awful lot to say about an affair don't you think

 

@george_washington

@ a.ham @ elizahamilton My thoughts go out to the Hamilton family.

 

@madison_james

Highlights: the charge against me is a connection with one James Reynolds, for purposes of improper speculation. My REAL crime is an amorous connection with his wife; for a CONSIDERABLE time with his knowing CONSENT

          Repost: @tjefferson

          @ a.ham @ madison_james @ aaron.burr 98 pages is an awful lot to say about an affair don't you think

 

@theeconomist

At least he was honest with our money?

          Repost: @tjefferson

          Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down right there! http://newyorktimes/the-reynolds-pamphlet/847391?$

 

@riseup

@ a.ham You. Me. The pub. Now.

 

@huffpost

"I had frequent meetings with her, most of them at my own house..." http://huffpost/alexander-hamilton-confesses-three-year-affair/2831&!3

 

@maria_rey

@ a.ham Why would you

 

@maria_rey has changed their username to @ mary.lewis

 

@lafayette

@ riseup @ a.ham @ tailorspy How you say...FOOL

          @a.ham

          DON’T CALL ME A FOOL

          @tailorspy

          @ a.ham THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE

 

@andpeggy

As of today I have one brother in law. @johnbchurch and @stephenvanr are the only good men out there.

 

@cosmopolitan

@ a.ham cheats on his poor wife, @ elizahamilton . Shame on you. 

 

@tjefferson

Well he's never gonna be president now #onelessthingtoworryabout

 

@madison_james

#onelessthingtoworryabout

 

@aaron.burr

#onelessthingtoworryabout

 

@a.ham

PSA: stop harassing my wife for interviews

          @andpeggy

          Oh, so you care about her now?

          @angelicaschuyler

          You better hide.

 

@elizahamilton has changed their name to @ elizaschuylerh

 

@elizaschuylerh has deactivated their account

Notes:

This was inspired by a fic written really long ago. Unfortunately I can't remember the name or the author, but I'll put up once I find it!

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