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“No! I am not doing that with you!” Alec shouted
“Come on! No one else is gonna go with me!” Jace pouted
“Ok so let me get this straight. You want your gay brother to go to a straight strip club with you?”
“Yeah? What’s the issue?” Jace asked confused.”
“I AM GAY JACE.”
“Yeah man, I know you don’t exactly hide it. And at least you won’t steal my stripper away from me.” Jace smirked.
“Take Max instead!” Alec practically begged
“Max has got a girlfriend.”
“Ok how about Izzy?”
“Dude! I’m not going to be with my sister when I get a fucking erection. That’s someone no one can un see.” Jace said
“I’m not going Jace!” Alec tried again.
“Come on big bro! Just come along. You don’t even have to watch.”
“Then what’s the point of me going in the first place!” Alec scrunched up his eyes and put his hands up
“I need someone to drive me back because I’m getting hella drunk.” Jace said quietly.
“You have got to be kidding me? You are dragging me along just so I can be your designated driver? Can’t you just ring me and I will come and pick you up?” Alec cried
“No can do mi Hermano. I’m gonna be too wasted to do that. And I know that you would want me home safely.”
Alec thought for a moment. As much as he didn’t want to go to a strip club with his brother, he could just go to see if Jace was behaving himself. Well he won’t be because he’s at a strip club but he needed to watch Jace and make sure he was safe. He was okay doing that. He would just have to ignore all the women who were basically naked all around him.
“Fine! I will go! But we are going to Izzys to see if someone else can go so I dont have to!”
“Fine!”
Well it was a bit of a stupid deal, because Alec didn’t want to go to a gay strip club. He didn’t want to go to any club at all. Jace would probably enjoy it to be honest with wasn’t really the intention.
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When Jace and Alec told Izzy and Max, (and Max’s girlfriend Madzie) about their plans for the next evening they just started laughing at both of them.
“It’s not funny! I might die!” Alec protested.
“im sorry Alec it really isn’t that funny.” Izzy said between laughs.
“Why did you ask Alec? Out of everyone?” MAx asked.
“Well I needed someone to drive me there, you have a girlfriend and cant drive, and I dont want my little sister watch me get a lap dance!”
“Don’t you have friends?”
“I am a personal trainer, I dont work with anyone except my clients.”
“You can go to the strip club with Jace. I know you wont do anything and I can drive you there and back, I dont mind.” Madzie whispered to Max while he cuddled her.
“Mmm I kinda wanna see how Alec deals with this.” Max whispered back not meaning for Alec and the rest of them to hear.
“You are such a dick.” Alec grumbled making everyone laugh.
“so Alec get ready to see nearly naked women trying to hump you.”
“You are not helping! Ive gone 30 years without seeing boobs I am really shitting myself.” Alec nearly shouted.
“Seriously Alec? You haven’t even seen boobs?” Jace asked with a judging look
“Not that I can remember no.”
“Maybe Jace does need to take you to strip club.” Madzie said quietly but made everyone laugh. Except from Alec, he just gave her a death stare.
“You know what Madzie? I liked you. You were a nice girl, and now you are ganging up on me too?” Alec said breathlessly.
“She’s learning.” Max beamed and high fives his girlfriend.
“Is anyone going to feel sorry for me?! I am being made to see naked women!”
“why would we feel sorry for you? You are basically living every mans dream right now.”
“I do not need to see naked women right now! I am gay not one of those single heteros that need to pay to get off!”
“Hey!” Jace said offended
“He has a point jace-“
“Thank you Izzy”
“-but you are still going to the strip club with Jace.”
“What? Why?” Alec moaned.
“Jace is irresponsible when hes drunk. We need someone responsible to look after him. And we can count on you for not going off with other women.” Izzy explained.
Before Alec could moan Jace interrupted.
“So it’s settled. We will go tomorrow, because its Saturday and all the fit women are there, and I will meet Alec at his house so he can drive me.”
Alec couldn’t get out of it now.
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“Why are you so adamant about going to a trip club anyway?” Alec asked the next day, hoping to stall jace. He had arrived about half an hour earlier and stood in Alec’s rooms s he got ready.
“Well i’ve been single for a while now and it gets a bit lonely and-“
“Bullshit.” Alec interrupted.
“Yeah you right. Im just very frustrated and need some action.” Jace smirked.
“You are a bad excuse for a man you know that right.” Alec said looking through his closet.
“You’re a bad excuse for a man.” Jace murmured in defence.
“how long does it take you to find a jumper without holes in it.” Jace said loudly.
“A while because I don’t own one.” Alec smiled to himself.
“Then what are you doing?!”
“Stalling so we might not be able to go.” Alec said simply.
“Stop being a dick and just wear a jumper before all the hot ladies are gone.”
“That would be great Karma. I would pay for that to happen.”
“Shut up and put on some clothes.”
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They arrived at the strip club at 6 pm and as soon as Jace opened the door all Alec could hear was loud noises over club music. It smelt a mixture of alcohol and testosterone and everywhere he looked there were women dressed in next to nothing.
“I am going to the Bar.” Alec shouted to Jace.
“Cool. I will be… somewhere.” Jace smiled and was gone within a blink of an eye.
Alec huffed and trudged over to the bar ignoring all the women that tried to touch him.
Luckily, the bar woman was actually properly dressed and didn’t seem to want to be there as much as Alec did.
“What would you like to drink?” She smiled to him.
“ah nothing thanks im just sitting here thank you.”
“Did someone you know drag you along to a strip club?” The bartender laughed
“Am I that obvious?”
“We get a few guys in here like you come in.”
“Well my brother, who is someone in here, dragged me along so he can get wasted and I can drive him home. He said im “responsible” because im gay and wont run off with any women.”
The bartender laughed before quickly making a drink and turning back to Alec. “Well lucky for you I have lemonade on tap. On the house.”
“Thank you. Im Alec by the way.”
“I’m Maia.”
The two talked for a while about nothing im particular until 5 strippers surrounded Alec giggling. Maia didn’t help the situation and started laughing at Alec’s uncomfortable face.
“Escuse me, i am going to the bathroom.” He said to no one in particular and basically ran to the bathroom.
He stood in the corner of the bathroom with his head in his hands. He stood there for a while wanting to be in a bathroom rather than a room full of naked girls.
And then he heard the toilet flush and out walked a beautiful man. He had golden skin and golden green eyes and was wearing a shit that showed off his muscular chest. Alec tried not to stare but then he realised it was embarrassing enough that he was in the corner of the bathroom.
The beautiful man washed his hands and laughed softly when he noticed Alec.
“Are you ok?” He asked and his voice was so soft it made Alec swoon.
“Uh yeah. Strip Clubs aren’t really my scene."
“Strip Clubs are usually every mans “scene” as you say.”
“Well i’m sorry i’m gay and don’t want to see naked women everywhere.” Alec said defensively.
The other man just laughed and screw him for having the hottest laugh in the history of man.
“Why are you here then? Come to explore your sexuality?” The man joked
“My brother needs someone to drive him home and apparently im the best person to do this.” He grumbled.
“Because you wont end up going off with any of the strippers.” The beautiful man finished.
“Exactly!”
The man laughed and then lifted himself onto the sink.
“What are you doing?”
“You are alone in here so I am going to stay with you because I am a nice person.” The man smiled.
“Don’t you have other people to be with?”
“My friend just had a bad break up and whenever he becomes single again he goes to strip clubs and I am the one to look after him. He will be okay for 10 minutes.”
“Ah so we are both babysitters. But I assume you are more happy about it than I am?”
The other man laughed. “I don’t mind strip clubs. I also don’t mind gay strip clubs.” Magnus smirked when Alec’s eyes widened.
“So you are…”
“Bisexual. Yes.”
God, how Alec wanted to rip the man’s clothes off right now. He knew he couldn’t though.
“Well I for one hate any form of strip club.” Alec said and cleared his throat.
“Say that again when you have a naked man giving you a lap dance
“I rather have a lap dance in private rather than a room full of horny people.”
“I will keep that in mind.” The other man winked
God was Alec so turned on right now.
“I better get back in there and find my brother.”
“I will follow you.”
Alec nodded and turned to the door. He was instantly faced with loud music and women trying to touch him. He heard the man laugh behind me which was weirdly comforting.
Magnus watched the tall attractive brown eyed boy basically run off to the bar. The man was beautiful and so… different from anyone he had ever met. But sadly he had to go back to Ragnor who seemed to be crying in a corner.
Alec reached the bar where Jace was currently downing shot after shot. Maia looked at him with a “Help me” expression.
“He came over here as you left for the bathroom and has been drinking since.”
“AlEc! I found you! Ive been loooooking forrr you.”
“Okay Jace lets get you home.”
“Dont want to go home.”
“Well tough.” Alec helped Jace up and turned to Maia.
“Thank you Maia.” Maia just nodded back at Alec.
Alec helped a very intoxicated Jace out of the club. And before they walked out the door he looked back hoping to see the attractive man but he wasn’t there. He hoped to see him one last time since he would never get to see the man again. He sure as hell wasn’t going back to the strip club.
What Alec didn’t know was that he would see Magnus again, sooner than he thought.