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ohm: I can’t look at aizawa today without thinking..... “me hoy minoy”
jaa'm: Excuse Me What The Fuck Does This Mean
two half boys jammed together: I think a lot of things when I look at aizawa that’s not one of them
x games mode: how and why did your brain go there...
jaa'm: I think we know, it's because it's kaminari
ohm: I dunno I saw a vine of doodlebob getting erased and I just thought “wow that pencil is sensei” and now it’s just in my head
ninki minjaj: ah, that makes sense for you
Turbo: Stop texting in class, everyone!!!!
ohm: did yaomomo just fucking roast me
jaa'm: I love this song ?
x games mode: lol.......
ninki minjaj: I didn’t say it to be mean!!
ohm: ur the sweetest person in this class only u get to roast me
x games mode: I raise you: koda
ohm: heck ur right he’s a sweet boy he can roast me too
jaa'm: people are gonna roast you regardless of whether you say they can or not
Turbo: I said stop texting, Aizawa looks suspicious!
ohm: dad is always suspicious and whY are you so rude to me jirou !!!!!
x games mode: probably cos she loves you
ohm: l o v e s
jaa'm: hm. that sounds suspiciously Straight which I am Not
two half boys jammed together: mood
ninki minjaj: is anyone
x games mode: I was jOking
ohm: k but you can be not straight and still love me
jaa'm: I don’t tho
ohm: oK
x games mode: hey I do
ohm: MY BOY????? I LOVE YOU TOO
x games mode: ♥♥
two half boys jammed together: stop flirting in class
jaa'm: someone’s jealous
ohm: hey let bros have a broment
jaa'm: delete that
two half boys jammed together: don’t know what you’re talking about bye
x games mode: ...what
ohm: loooooooooooooooooool
ninki minjaj: hah!
x games mode: WHAT??
ohm: nothing! love you bro ♥
x games mode: ♥???
jaa'm: “♥???” is a mood
ohm: when aoyama says some shit that you don't understand but you support it
ohm: ♥♥???
ninki minjaj: same
x games mode: that's me with you guys 90% of the time?
revali: everyone I m crying at the spongebob movie
jaa'm: oh same
king candy: wtf
koloktos: are you okay???
revali: ....thanks dark shadow
acid bath princess of darkness: LOL he just exPOSED YOU
ohm: small brain- typing something dumb and saying “sorry that was my cat!”
galaxy brain- typing something dumb and saying “sorry that was the bird demon that lives inside and is attached to me!”
miss appear: YHSLSKJSLGKDJD
gArBagE dAY: ok but were you fr crying at the spongebob movie
revali: ...yeh it’s emotional when they start shrivelling up?
nO: you ask that as if you didn’t cry at that ad for fucking microwave chicken
µg: ...that’s a mood?
gArBagE dAY: THERE WERE LESBIANS BAKUGOU, THEY WERE GAY AND MAKING A GAY MICROWAVE DINNER TOGETHER
jaa'm: what the Fuck I wanna see
clockwork purple: why is a microwave chicken ad more woke than actual tv and hollywood that just queerbaits or kills off queer characters once they've got their brownie points for having "representation"
acid bath princess of darkness: shinsou I think u spilled ur tEA HOLY FUCK
clockwork purple: oh so I did, my bad it was just so hot!!
ohm: no worries it happens!!
vhs: I can’t believe you didn’t invite anyone to watch the spongebob movie w you
miss appear: especially me wtf
revali: next time...
µg: can we make a rule that no one’s allowed to watch movies without inviting the gc
koloktos: to be fair sometimes you gotta have your alone time to cry over animated sea creatures
µg: hm valid but still
gArBagE dAY: is spongebob really a creature though?
jaa'm: nope I’m shutting this down now that discussion will only go to cursed places
acid bath princess of darkness: nah aren’t some sea sponges sentient
jaa'm: PUT IT BACK
miss appear: I think they’re like half-sentient
ohm: same,, I’m kin with the half-sentient sea sponge
jaa'm: god I fucking tried
daniel-san: what.....
gArBagE dAY: JSJDNFFJSJF
x games mode: came in at a bad time
two half boys jammed together: what the hell
x games mode: never mind I came in at a great time
acid bath princess of darkness: om g
vhs: todoroki: *exists*
midoriya: god I love living and being alive
ohm: same tbh
acid bath princess of darkness: same
gArBagE dAY: same
miss appear: same
two half boys jammed together: thank you......?
nO: can’t relate ,I hate living and being alive
µg: big mood oof
gArBagE dAY: hey I love you living and being alive
nO: shut the fuck up dumbass
vhs: “thank you I also love you, friend”
nO: fuck OFF you fucking dickbrain
jaa'm: “friend”
gArBagE dAY: ♥♥
nO: bye
ohm: there he go
miss appear: apparently sea sponges are not sentient
ohm: then what the hell
jaa'm: I really thought we escaped this
koloktos: spongebob's a freaking lie??
revali: uh I'm gonna cry again what
vhs: are they creatures though, was the original question
µg: I guess they're... organisms??
gArBagE dAY: does that mean they're vegan
acid bath princess of darkness: they're fucking what
koloktos: I'm getting grape ape kaiju ptsd....
miss appear: BLACKLISTED
ohm: oh at first I thought you meant are the sponges not eating animals, was gonna be like obviously a sponge isn't ccronching on bacon and eggs
revali: what do they eat then
koloktos: fucking krabby patties stop digging this hole I can't
jaa'm: thank you shoji
miss appear: are krabby patties vegan
jaa'm: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
gArBagE dAY: ARE SEA SPONGES VEGAN YES OR NO, THEY'RE ALIVE BUT THEY'RE NOT PLANTS BUT THEY'RE NOT SENTIENT I HAVE TO KNOW
two half boys jammed together: what in the world is going on
x games mode: is this your culture
acid bath princess of darkness: LMAO,, kiri just google it for shit's sake aha
koloktos: yeah please just end this
gArBagE dAY: vegan reddit says yes they are
ohm: a reliable source
gArBagE dAY: also I'm not the only one that had that thought, it was like the fourth thing that came up on autofill
jaa'm: that doesn't make it less cursed
miss appear: so what you're saying is, sea sponges are vegan themselves AND vegan to us?
µg: EXPLODING SUPERNOVA BRIAN
koloktos: I wish I would explode rn
froakie: felt that
revali: same
nO: I can help
koloktos: nothankyou
acid bath princess of darkness: the one thing bakugou offers help for lmao
jaa'm: I'm leaving before you all start some bs again