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[9:37 A.M.]
Jonathan Joestar has added Dio Brando, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, and Giorno Giovanna.
Dio Brando has left the group chat.
Jonathan Joestar has added Dio Brando to the group chat.
Jonathan Joestar: Dio, no.
Jotaro Kujo has left the group chat.
Jonathan Joestar has added Jotaro Kujo to the group chat.
Jonathan Joestar: Jotaro! Not you too!
Dio Brando: What do you want.
Jotaro Kujo: Let me leave
Jonathan Joestar: This is something for us to talk through!
Joseph Joestar: don't we live together tho lol
Jonathan Joestar: But it's easier than yelling!
Dio Brando: But yelling is so much better
Jonathan Joestar: No.
Josuke Higashikata: wait wat
Dio Brando: Josuke doesn't even live with us
Jonathan Joestar: Um! It's for the whole family! That's why Haruno and Josuke are here!
Giorno Giovanna: Giorno. I prefer Giorno.
Jonathan Joestar: Sorry! I mean Giorno and Josuke!
Giorno Giovanna: Thanks.
Jonathan Joestar: You're welcome!
Josuke Higashikata: jonathan is like the mom friend
Josuke Higashikata set Jonathan Joestar's name to jonamom.
jonamom: What? I'm confused.
Dio Brando: Oh my God. This is great.
Jotaro Kujo set Dio Brando's name to Za Warudo.
Giorno Giovanna: Hah.
Josuke Higashikata set Jotaro Kujo's name to ocean man.
ocean man: Why.
Za Warudo: Now this is gold.
Josuke Higashikata: i can't come up with one for giorno um
Giorno Giovanna set his name to Sunshine.
Josuke Higashikata: ok that works
ocean man set Josuke Higashikata's name to nurse josuke.
nurse josuke: oHMUGID
jonamom: Are you okay?
nurse josuke: JOYARO HAS HIMOR OMG
ocean man: I don't know what you're talking about.
nurse josuke: IM GINNA DUE
jonamom: Please don't die!
Za Warudo: Please do.
jonamom: Dio! Be nice!
Za Warudo: Hm.
Za Warudo: No.
[11:04 A.M.]
nurse josuke: is it ok if i add some friends
jonamom: Sure! The more the merrier!
nurse josuke: sweet
nurse josuke has added small bean and big bean to the group chat.
small bean: ???
big bean: heLLO
jonamom: Which of your friends are these two?
big bean: i'm okuyasu and this is my bf koichi !!!
jonamom: Bf?
nurse josuke: u m
big bean: boyfriend !
jonamom: Oh! I didn't realize you two were together!
small bean: um. yeah, we've been together for a few months.
jonamom: I'm happy for you two!
nurse josuke: wait. you're. you're okay with it???
Joseph Joestar: my dude. we are pretty much all hella gay
nurse josuke set joseph joestar's name to old man.
old man: ugh not cool
old man: i'm only a few years older than y'all
old man: jonathan and dio are the only ones here older than me
nurse josuke: y'all
big bean: y'all
small bean: y'all
nurse josuke: you americans smh
old man: nani
nurse josuke: stop
jonamom: ok so i had to talk to someone really quick and we decided to let you guys know
nurse josuke: ???
ocean man: What.
old man: you're next line is: "dio and i have been dating for two years!"
ocean man: What.
jonamom: Um. Yeah.
small bean: congrats!
jonamom: Thanks!
jonamom: Did you guys really not know?
old man: giorno prob did
Sunshine: Joseph is right.
old man: ofc i am
jonamom: Jotaro?
ocean man: If he hurts you, I'm gonna kick his ass.
ocean man: But I'm happy for you.
nurse josuke: same here man
jonamom: Yhat majes me so hapoy
nurse josuke: are you crying ???
jonamom: Yes
jonamom: I'm happy
small bean: great now oku's crying too
nurse josuke: WAIT ARE YOU TWO HANGING OUT
small bean: fuck
small bean: gotta blast