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You knew that living with Hank wasn't the best idea you've ever had, but at least it kept you with a roof over your head and a place to sleep. Also, Sumo, because Sumo gave the best hugs.
You were proving that now, having the dog on the couch with you as you buried your face in its soft fur. Despite Hank seeming hellbent on keeping his place messy, he at least kept the dog clean and his fur brushed. You felt like you could fall asleep like this, especially since Sumo didn't seem to mind all that much.
You could hear Connor's perfectly timed footsteps approaching you, stopping right by your head. You were sure he was scanning you and Sumo, making sure you were doing alright. He seemed to take his time scanning you unlike the others he did this to. Normally so quick and stealthy about it, one never knew he did it until he brings up what little mysteries he's uncovered.
He tapped your shoulder lightly, calling your name. "You're awake, aren't you?"
You raised your head from Sumo's soft fur and glanced up at the android, noting how his eyes seemed to be everywhere but you. Something had to be troubling him.
"Connor? What's wrong?"
Connor says nothing, his LED ring a pale yellow as he sits on the other side of you. He still doesn't look at you even as you wave your hand in front of his face and call his name again.
You decided to wait for Connor to process whatever it is that's bothering him. It takes a lot longer than you thought it would for him to speak, but when he does, he's looking you dead in the eyes.
"Have you ever been kissed?"
You snort, thankful for not having been drinking anything for you surely would've choked. What exactly was Connor going to lead up to?
You nod, feeling a smile work it's way on your lips despite the worry building up in you. Why were you so nervous all of the sudden? "Yes, I have been kissed before. Why ask?"
He stays quiet for a moment again before turning back to you. "I see humans and even other androids kissing sometimes around the city. They seem... Happy about it. Elated. It makes me feel..." He trails off, his LED yellow again.
"Jealous?" You supply, leaning over towards him.
He nods slowly, frowning.
"That's OK, Connor. It's normal to feel jealousy. Everyone gets envious or jealous of something someone else has." You place your hand on his knee, hoping to be reassuring to the deviant android. You squeezed his knee when you saw his eyes back on yours. "You'll kiss someone soon, I'm sure."
"Can I kiss you?"
The question throws you for a loop and leaves you reeling. You gasp and instead of it coming out normally, you end up choking on your own spit. Your coughing disrupts Sumo and he lumbers off, a low boof from him as he goes. Connor is on you in seconds, patting your back and rubbing soothing circles.
"What's wrong? Did I distress you? It wasn't my intention."
You could feel your cheeks flame as your coughing came under control. You eyes were watery amd you didn't bother trying to open them just yet. Connor's question, so innocently asked, kept bouncing around in your head. It was something you never thought you'd hear the android say, deviant or not. He never struck you as the type to be romantic or even curious about his own possiblity in the world of kissing but apparently you were wrong.
Clearing your throat, you take a deep breath and look at Connor, wanting to look away from his dark brown eyes but finding yourself drawn to them all the same. You gulped.
"Did you just ask to kiss me?"
"If I have offended you, you can declince. I apologize."
He moves to get up but you squeeze his knee harder, feeling his leg tense under you. He freezes though, which was your ultimate goal.
Your heart is beating a million times a minute as you lean towards him, eyes on his lips. They look so soft and lovely that you can't help the tongue that darts over your lips. Connor's eyes are fixed on your mouth as well, his mouth parting slightly as he closed the gap between the two of you.
His kiss was just as sweet as you thought it would be, if not a little more heady than you were expecting. You could feel his tongue slip past your lips and across your own tongue, elicitng a moan that you didn't want to come up. Connor didn't seem to mind as he twirled his tongue with yours, tasting of his artificial saliva and thankfully not of blue blood.
You felt him slide his hands up your sides and you shivered, raising your arms to wrap around his neck. He deepened the kiss with a twist of his head you felt like your head was in the clouds. Connor was an exceptional kisser, there was no denying that but it did raise many questions, ones you would save for later, of course. His lips felt too good moving against yours to stop him now.
It felt like an eternity before he pulled away, nibbling your bottom lip as he withdrew from you. You kept your eyes closed just a moment longer and licked your lips, feeling their swolleness.
When you did open your eyes you realized he managed to pull you into his lap, hands gently grasping your waist. You wanted to squirm but the thought of him placing you back on your side of the couch kept you still.
Connor's eyes were brighter than you've ever seen them as they danced across your face. He held a lovely look akin to awe and fascination on his face before he spoke again. "That was an amazing kiss, [Y/N]. Can we do that again?"
You clear your throat, trying to gain some sembelance of control and self-restraint. You knew it wasn't going to work. "Connor, may I ask you a question first?"
He nodded. "Of course. What would you like to know?"
"How did you learn to do that? You weren't preprogammed with it, were you?"
He was silent for a moment, LED yellow as he recalled his information. "I was not programmed with that. I have the ability to look up any information on the internet from within my processor. I have come across many articles that included kissing and the various ways of which to do it "correctly"."
"Uh huh," was your eloquent reply. You weren't really sure what you were expecting to hear but it answered your question well enough. Although the thought of Connor looking up "How to Kiss" on the internet was quite hilarous to you.
"My earlier question still stands." Connor squeezes your waist lightly. "May I kiss you again?"
You dive in for another kiss before you answer, feeling his hands grasp your waist tighter and you moaned against his mouth. Your hands curled up in his hair and his, surprisingly, drifted down to grip your ass. You moaned yet again at the feeling shock flinging your eyes wide. Connor's eyes were opened, too, gazing deeply into yours. You quickly close your eyes again, the weight of his stare almost pining you to the spot better than his hands could.
Suddenly he breaks apart from your lips causing you to whine at the loss of contact.
"Hank is home."
Before you could ask how he knew you heard the door open and the inevitable disgusted yell from Hank.
"Hey, hey, hey-- Oh for the love of-- No fucking on my couch! God, can't even come home without you two ruining it!" He glances at the both of you before groaning again. "Get off him! Disgusting...!"
You hurridely slip off of Connor, shame heating your cheeks. Connor didn't seem all too fazed, giving what could be considered a cheeky smile Hank's way.
"Hello, Lieutenant. I see you've arrived home early."
Hank didn't even respond, only grumbled and mumbled his way back to his bedroom, slamming the door behind him.
You honestly felt mortified and yet you couldn't wait to feel Connor's lips on yours again. He was certaintly a savant at it, seeing as how your knees felt weak just be remembering how his lips felt against yours.
It was quiet for a moment before Connor spoke once more. "May I please have another kiss?"
Hank groaned loudly in the background.