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Your name is sollux and you are super homo for Eridan. It all started when he totes kissed you in front of everyone. kk yelled and fef shat herself because she’s a complete bitch and a whore and no one likes her so fuck you fef. After the kiss Eridan took you to his room where he fucked you senseless. After that you both would prank the other trolls until one day Gamzee showed up and fucked up everything.
Then fucked you and Eridan both.
The End.